Why europeans hate science?

Why europeans hate science?

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fucking kek

>Russian

lol

Why do Russians love science (and vodka) so much?

wtf I hate Europe now

Life is stranger than fiction

How can it create earthquakes?

top fucking kek

didn't italians arrest scientists for not predicting an earthquake in the 00s?

Unforeseen consequences.

Particle accelerators are basically generating massive amoungs of electronvolts to propel some neutral particle into another and make the latter split momentarily to reveal stuff that might be confirming of the Standard Model of Particle Physics and Quantum Mechanics

Thank New Zealand and Rutherford later

Yeah, but court aquitted them after expert witnesses explained that current seismology isn't quite there yet.

Why would you let a fucking Russian near something as powerful as Cern?

half of NASA and Silican valley are Russians

You mean Indians.

Now explain the double split experiment

That's the other half

Russian Jews run the USA

>How can it create earthquakes?
Vodka, just add idiots

I will tell you a joke:
-What is an american university?
-A place where soviet jews teach chinese and indians

>the virgin euro science
Spend years to find some shitty ass particle
>the russian chad techmagic
use a particle accelerator to create an earthquake while drinking vodka

I can and cannot explain it

Basically electrons were treated as particles, then Louie de Broglie came along with Heisenberg's Uncertainty and Bohr and claimed that electrons can be simulataneously particulate and wave like, leading to superposition when transferring it across a slit (2 electrons at both sides)

its really funny but they did blow up chernobyl this way

>Russian science

Underrated post.

The mechanisms that accelerate the particles go into resonance when overstressed. Given it's 27km long tube filled with giant magnets to the brim I'd say 3.2 magnitude was not the limit.

>light is a wave in the electromagnetic field
>wave goes through the slits and interacts with itself

In English doc

Yeah, that's how this country works. We're not an ethnostate, and immigrants are fully American once they get citizenship.

At several different stages leading up to the Atomic bomb, Rutherford, Lise Meitner and Leo Szilard realized you could shoot a neutron at a nucleus of large unstable atom and make it split, and after that it can maintain a self-sustaining chain reaction which makes the biggest kaboom ever because according to E=mc2, the strong nuclear force that binds the nucleus together is quite a lot

>worldnewsdailyreport.com/drunk-employee-arrested-at-cern-after-causing-3-2-magnitude-earthquake/
>world news daily report
Seems like very trust-worthy source

This.

>alcohol and science are now haram in Europe
the memes are true after all

>“He is a man of extremes” explains his coworker, Romanian physicist Yuri Malania. “He is possibly one of the 100 most brilliant minds in the world, but his character is like that of an erupting volcano. He wants everything to go faster, he strongly believes we are decades backwards in science. He wishes humanity would already be colonizing Mars and the Moon, he wishes to leave his mark and push the limits of science into the 21st century,” he adds.

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>europeans would arrest such a visionary
fuck Europe desu

it's very easy, even the driven piles that excavate the bedrock to pump the shale gas can cause artificial earthquakes

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so it's begin

>tfw CERN has been experimenting with opening microscopic black holes
>one day the entire Earth will be swallowed by a gigantic black hole when they open a bigger one that they expected
>it will happen so fast, you won't even have time to react
>one moment, you're drinking a glass of water
>the next: nothing

Isn't it great? These asshole scientists are going to kill us all.

youtube.com/watch?v=Dc4ILs-yoOY

But how will we learn about black holes if we don't make a proper one on earth

Don't fear the BBH user

>>one day the entire Earth will be swallowed by a gigantic black hole when they open a bigger one that they expected

Good.

Why go trough all that trouble, just get nitrogen and breathe it in until your lungs are full.

Black holes that would destroy the Earth would need SO MUCH mass, it wouldn't happen. The ones they could make at cern dissappear in fractions of second, if that.

>But how will we learn about black holes if we don't make a proper one on earth
Just study the ones already existing in outer space wtf. I know it sounds revolutionary, but YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM UNLESS HUMANITY'S SURVIVAL ACTIVELY DEPENDS ON IT, like ayy lmaos are invading, and we have nothing left to lose.
Sheesh. Scientists have no common sense. There should be an international law prohibiting the reckless use of experimenting and doing things that endangers the natural balance of the the planet/solar system/universe.
Just watch the movie Mist and you'll understand.

>Black holes that would destroy the Earth would need SO MUCH mass, it wouldn't happen.
See here's the thing. Black holes by definition are a natural phenomena that absorb matter, so they grow in mass. Opening them on Earth is insane. They should just gtfo to a different side of the galaxy to do this.
>The ones they could make at cern dissappear in fractions of second, if that.
Yeah until braindead scientists wanna test out just what size is the upper limit, and see what's the biggest black hole they can open. Or one day something goes wrong, as it inevitably always does, and they simply won't disappear anymore? What if instead of closing they start to grow?

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