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happy times edition

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wisconsin

Too early

*reclaim Maine, Vermont, New Hampshire and Louisiana*

i would live in french colonies desu

Non-Asian genocide when

H-hi

i would live in wisconsin desu

but without the niggers

we need them for a production bonus

qouıgejle

>implying they are productive

how dare you shit talk slave economy

*steals your dubs*

1066 was a mistake, now 30% of language is made up of french words

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Oh, I didn't know you were talking about slaves

PICKLE RICK

Would unironically like to live in a French ruled Maine. Sounds much more comfy than S*Cal

uhh, we're roleplaying the 18th century, aren't we?

Embarassed myself smonking weed with a coworker yesterday

I'm a weed noob

when will anglo-saxon switch to anglish?
I wouldn't like having that much foreign words in my language

Smonking is bad for thou

yep, theres so many words that I didn't even know were actually french that we used in english just translated

>pork / porc
>leverage / influence
>danger / peril
>jealousy / envy
>court / tribunal

we're planning here, minot

always wondered how people with migraines function
aren't they debilitated for hours of that day if they get one?

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SHOOBLEEWOOBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

her room is messy as fuck, you just know she's a whore

literally can't get over how perfect she is

*devours feces*

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Well yeah, but I only get one every 2 years.

oh i guess you're (somewhat) lucky

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the ABSOLUTE STATE of American food

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i like this image

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>tfw you missed out on teenage love

i don't like this image

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America has a lot of german diaspora

(oc)

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>extremely cute girl I'm into has actually been attracted to my roommate
>feel extremely down on myself, like I'll always be alone
>in class, feeling extremely depressed
>shy qt that sometimes looks my way comes up and starts talking to me
>is acting super flirtatious
>we hit it off
>suddenly it seems like I'm seeing in color for the first time
>I wake up

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>flat burns
>computer destroyed
>wake up

>extremely cute aboriginal girl having cybersex with me
>i wake up
>one less day until i get to board the plane to see her

Whens the last time you took your shirt off in public?

might wanna buy a bag of precooekd microwave rice not really feeling like cooking some rn what do you think? :D

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

wow i love drumpf now

thanks obama

Is Trump the best president in US history?

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>french is a beautiful langua-

French has an unusual way of counting, and here's how it works.

wtf his hand is backwards

Still not mentioning whether they are actually decent jobs or just minimum wage service crap.

Are /cum/ and /brit/ the only generals that matter anymore?

would literally kill for a comfy bungalow in wisconsin with a nice big yard in the back

bungalows are the comfiest kind of house, the patrician choice

>he only sees the english generals because he's a brainlet
kek

>pissconsin
>not Minnesota

I've heard danish numbers are even worse

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shut up

Who?

>third-worlders can't appreciate the superior way of counting in base twenty

Scroll down for Allison brie

Who?

nice breasts lol

Your mom

>Minnesota
Would rather move to Mississippi

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Minnesota is superior to pissconsin tbqh

t. Ohioan

i feel like if I stopped worrying about everything life could be much better

how do you kill the worry?

stop worrying

I smoked weed every day for years and eventually stopped caring

be brave and step into something new

I've never met a canadian before
is that good or bad?

Neither have I. I guess cause we both don't live near the border.

They're just Americans that say sorry a lot in a funny way, and act more passive aggressive.

I once had a Canadian boss. She was nice.
Though she was one of those "Cosmopolitan" types. Had family in like 4 countries

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Asians are superior to w*ites and niggers in every way

how do you start

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*cheats on every test*

Unhinge your jaw

just b urself

Are you really that jealous of Asian superiority w*ite nigger

teach me

Chinese student expats are notorious for trying to cheat on their tests here.

That sounds like playing the game to me.

is this a feeling or are there any statistics on this subject? because it feels more to me like you're making up excuses for not being #1

why would an actress take nude of herself?
like youre worth millions of dollars and its pretty obviously youre good looking everyones seen you on tv
why do you still have the feeling that you need to take nudes then cry why it gets leaked

Never met a black person named John

control your fires, BC
or *I* will