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Being British edition

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caralad

>potato tamine

yeh?

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yeh?

Get rid of the Indian and Turkish parts and that flag is pretty top tier.

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any cuckio man in?

Small droplet of piss in the office water cooler, workplace violence

powerful x

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bf smelled weed and started shouting again

i am morally superior to god

say my name

babestation

Drop him

deep

erm you're not the favourite /brit/ bender any more so just stop posting ok hun?

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By the early 19th century, the southern British standard was fully transformed into a non-rhotic variety, though some variation persisted as late as the 1870s. This loss of postvocalic /r/ in British English influenced southern and eastern American port cities with close connections to Britain, causing their upper-class pronunciation to become non-rhotic while the rest of the United States remained rhotic. Non-rhotic pronunciation continued to influence American prestige speech until the 1860s, when the American Civil War shifted America's centers of wealth and political power to rhotic areas with fewer cultural connections to the old colonial and British elites.

which is why americans use english accents when imitating a pompous rich person

anime

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reminder that benders are NOT welcome in /brit/

*establishes national socialist autarky*

What now?

why are there so many lines in this shite
you cant just join everything to everything and expect people to be able to decipher it

i did not have sexual relations with a woman, any woman, ever

going to a party tomorrow with lots of Eastern yuros and Slavic types going, can see there's a decent number of qts there but I haven't been social with people my own age since I started wageslaving last year and my autism hasn't got any milder

reckon it's going to generate some embarrassing stories desu

cheeky lebanese flag at the bottom of the inner circle

My normie friend, who i suspect is a nonce, also watches nonce anime, the type of which is frequently posted here by the anime freaks

Good.

Weed is degenerate. Get a job, hippie

>you cant just join everything to everything and expect people to be able to decipher it

report him to GCHQ lad

not a word

>2nd richest country in the world

By selling themselves out and being a tax haven

whats a good scary movie that makes you go: "Whoa.."

>2nd richest country in the world

It's all the Jew gold

*makes eurobeat playlist for car*
*crashes*

hmmmm not my best idea

>movie
fuck off yank

youtube.com/watch?v=u34AtdEZYiA

>anime
>normie
um sweaty
no sweaty

That's not true Bill you playa.

Why'd you settle for Hillary anyway? You could do better. What dirt she got on you

any /brit/ lads playing the new poe league?

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Oldboy

Don't get why people are so miserable. I'm happy or at least content most of the time. :3

she looks a bit like imogen poots there

hmmmm

I'm mentally ill

Idiotic nonce

@77948621

What's that, one of these "video games"?

no user, I don't rot my brain with that rubbish as I am a grown adult male with responsibilities

flubber

Videodrome

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Wew

I know at least 10 literal convicted nonces through my work.

Most of them are unironically quite nice including one bloke who raped a five year old who is one of the most pleasant men you will ever meet. You'd never guess he was a turbopaedo.

inverted earth

done better
>go to insurance company to get health insurance
>lady tells I won't be covered until two days
>before leaving say jokigly: "would be a shame if I had an accident now"
>car crash 10 minutes later

went biking with the gf today

love is hard to find
but its friday night

You lads going out on the lash tonight?

Steak is being eaten lads

prove youre not a fred

yes
pray for me

i really hope these Croats dont beat the shit out of me when they see me snogging a lad and find out im gay

Finnish gf bought me a present today
don't know what it is yet because it's a surprise hehe

>We fight for water, now.

an empire, as it were?

i literally never feel sad unless i'm hungover

have a date tomorrow lads

can't wait x

Hillary should have won

Toilet bog fart is a fucking disaster #resist

Sounds like a nice time

same. feel pretty lucky tomorrow.

me in the english sea

ARGIES FUCK OFF THE FALKLAND LAKES ARE BRITISH

The current burn

if she won she's have banned the 'chon by now

Come down from your room dear supper's ready x

Why you at the bar if you aint poppin the bottles
What good is all the fame if you aint fuckin the models

don't normally like rorke memes but this made me crease

such a smelly little woman

>if she won she's have banned the 'chon by now

post legs

The niglets are out screaming on the street again. Why can't niggers control their vermin offspring?

Hate work lads.

Diet has gone to shit alternating between starvation and binge eatimg

Dont have time for gym because its always full of wagerunts when im off work myself

Dont have the energy to do anything whether it be travel or read a book. Essentially all i do in down time is shitpost

>n-word

alri edgelord

SCHWING

We are the next phase in human evolution

the ol' 'pression is settling in for the night

>Hillary Clinton will never fart in your mouth as she cackles evilly

this except without the job

but it's true retard

so lads
consensus on the new rick and morty episode? thought it was shite personally

hate work
hate working
love money

life is suffering

Why can't niggers control their children? Why do they feel the need to have 5 of them? and I have to be the one to pay for them, and the one who has to listen to the niglets scream their heads off at 10pm at night

The only people who don't have a problem with niggers are the ones who haven't lived around them. They are vermin, to be treated like rodents and nothing more

*Cracks whip*
Get your filthy monkey hands off the master's computer and get back to picking

don't watch that reddit shite personally

woah
bit racist

Christ can someone take mceady off please?
What the fuck is he thinking

>but it's true retard

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