/brit/

me n the lads edition

ANIME and so on

Daniel Radcliffe on the right

anyone remember the cuckio meme

non bender edition if you don't fancy men

gay cunt

this is why I type are you allowed to live in london if you're rich, serious question as majority of people seem to hate all aspects of london even if you're not poor

hehe the one of the left is std ridden nowadays

Anime

is this how average brit men look like?

your edition is even gayer

The goal

yes x

You wish

queer

nah it's not

nah fuck off

small willies

the goal is to earn a london wage in the north

dream every night of a comfy semi rural house near the peak district but commutable into sheffield city centre

that was taken at a /brit/ meetup

wish I had a british bf rn

>fisheye lense
flat as a witches tit

what exactly is it you like about small willies?

t. tarquin in denial

dont want to learn to drive cos I'm too scared of parking badly

dont know how everyone reverses into those tight spots so quickly

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not trained legs for a good 3 months and haven't done more than a few sets of squats for them for over a year, yet my legs still look better than most of /fit/

hilarious really, can't imagine having shit genetics

rich brown people are always so gauche

the virgin thinking method

cute, want to put them in my mouth

how much does your dealer charge for dude w33d

imagine someday we might have massive 8 deck planes that function more like cruise ships and are in the sky for a week at a time

ran out of anxiety pills months ago so i've been lightly dosing myself with tylenol PM every time i have a panic attack(which is at least 3-4 times a week)
need to go see my doctor but i'm scared to tell her i haven't made any progress

I can drive but still have that fear haha

nonce

How do 95% of people have/had a gf? It seems like a normal everyday thing

dont want to learn to drive cos i just really cba

the more obtainable goal

What do you think about my belly /brit/ ?

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10a for a 1.0 gram
50 for a Q or sometimes 55 if it's some high grade shit

anxiety pills
hello runt

>tfw your mate gloats because he earns 5 grand a year more than you, but you've reached self actualisation and spiritual enlightenment and he's crying himself to sleep everynight because his gf left him

tenner a g
qs for 55-60 depending on quality
180-240 an oz " " "

Want to talk to Alex Jones tbqh

Thinking of buying a BMW Z4, lads, what thinkest thou on't? I would ask the experts but instead I though I'd enlist the aid of you, a pack of autisitic spackers on a Bolivian interpretive dance forum.

I want to see them all in little chastity cages desu

peng

Its a very girly belly x

do you like to feel of willies growing in your mouth?

>qs for 55-60
>180-240 for an oz
howling
do your maths

such a gay edition

Don't like it

parallel parked within 3 seconds during my driving exam
the instructor was astonished
i got a perfect score

what a weird question

Fat (like mine)

how do you do it?????????

lmao who gloats over 5k fuck me people are so ridiculous. I remmber one girl at uni who would gloat because her dad makes 100k lmao, if you're gona gloat at least do it over actual big numbers. If you making 1 million a year then at least your gloating is justified

Austria-Hungary was geographically the second-largest country in Europe after the Russian Empire.

The Empire built up the fourth-largest machine building industry of the world, after the United States, Germany, and the United Kingdom.

Austria-Hungary also became the world's third largest manufacturer, after the United States and the German Empire.

The combined length of the railway tracks of the Austrian Empire and Kingdom of Hungary reached 43,280 kilometres, only Germany had more extended railway network.

Austria-Hungary had 568 million telephone calls in 1913; only two Western European countries had more phone calls: the German Empire and the United Kingdom.

Bit flabby and weak ngl

getting a bit gay

What did she mean by this?

Is my belly white? Would you race mix with my belly?

What's more important that any amount of money is being happy in your current life and having financial security.

My mum works as an au pair for some filthy rich couple but they're both fucking miserable.

Wealth comes in more forms than money

nonce whip

the earth is flat

4*60=240, so for the peng shit it can be 240
some ozs are shit but cheap e.g. 180
whats your point?

alri cheers, just asking for a friend cause i think he's getting ripped off haha what a loser

that's because US driving tests are ridiculously easy
t. lived in texas and parents took tests there

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

good if you're a woman or a bender, if you want a german 'sports car' get a porsche or don't bother at all

if you want a 2 door beemer get a 3 series coupe or something

need it restored
too many non-countries these days

100k is pretty good

if you hang around with girls one of them will become your gf. even if you're beta orbitting or something, her uggo mate will potentially jump on you.

if you're on Sup Forums at 11:30 on a friday night, you probably don't hang around with other people generally.

It's been good, but at the same time I want it all to be over.

>bmw driver

dickhead

not nearly gay enough

might give a go at growing a nu-male beard

prove it

my mother and brother sincerely believe this
they also think the pope is the antichrist and that the eu is satanic

howling at how easy the US test is

no one is saying it isn't good but if you think it's good enough to gloat like you some special person then you're deluded

>gloat because her dad makes 100k

Is that really enough to gloat about? Most higher ups in the city earn more, 250,000 is respectable enough to gloat about a little, 500,000 is more like it

>portugal 'eternal ally'
>posts spoilers in /brit/

Dispatch the fleet

underpowered and slow
shitty transmission
not practical

when you buy a Z4 you're paying a lot of money for the looks
if you ask me you're better off buying something else like pic related - a 1995 chevy beretta with a supercharged 3.8L v6 and get-rag 6speed manual. it's really fucking fast

why did you write that post in three separate lines

what's he paying? all depends on the quality and if he doesn't have scales then it can be hard to judge the weight

WHAT exactly makes it easy?

are they schizophrenics?

time > money 2bvh.

i can live on simple means (after accomodation)

but work robs me of the energy and time to actually do the things i want to do.

not very hard when half your country is parking space

>£100,000 is pretty good
>£50,000 after tax
>in a capital city

literal poverty

Because he's an esteemed visitor from Reddit

disappointed at the level of non-anglo shitposting today lads

is this devon?

that's exactly my point

>A South Australian doctor has performed a historic operation on a Cambodian man who's entire mouth had been closed over with a huge growth emanating from his lip.

business idea: a strong and stable central european power

i'm a talented person
it's a shame i turned out to be a retarded loser who threw his life away. i had tons of potential

>yank posting old yank cars

our bus system is fucking shite lad

True desu, but you do need some money