France share a common border with Brazil

>France share a common border with Brazil

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Does that means that the most powerful country in South America is France?

>Brazil has borders

I wish our country was like Australia.

I don't like any of our neighbours

>implying there are actual French people there

UMA

I wish your country had borders too because it seems that a lot of nignogs want to get welfare and free childbirth/medical services

You should annex French Guiana tbqh

>france already lost clay to Brazil
>frace was expel from Brazilian water and can't fight there anymore

You know your country has being cucked, when lost to Brazil.

>fight
>fish
shit.

Never forget!

Does anyone here has a 100% win rate in wars?
I do!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_Brazil

Brazil won all its wars, after all

You are welcome to come here, and join the party.

Come home white men.

DELICIA

DELICIA

BRASIL STRONK

>common border with France

oh, come on, we never invaded you or something

>tfw we got fishing permit
>tfw we send a boat called "fucking"
French'd

>common border with France

>Fishing authorization granted to French Lobster fishing boats for 5 years, providing a portion be given to Brazilian Lobster fishermen
>providing a portion be given to Brazilian
Thanks for the hard work man, we appreciate.

>common border with dagos and d*tchies

>tfw we send a boat called "fucking"

What?

Not so fast:

>brazilians complained about the french because americans told them to do it
no spine
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pétrolier ravitailleur d'escadre La Baïse

>common border with France

Nop, America actually wanted us to let you fish here. We told them to fuck off.

Still, you are welcome to come and fish in my farm here in south brazil.

lmao

>common border with krauts

well, I guess it means France is indeed the most powerful country in S.America

>we never invaded you or something

nah, I mean we never invaded your part of the island

>most powerful
Define powerful...

>the island
Aren't there any movements to merge the two parts of the Island into one?

youtube.com/watch?v=Vd6wi8nDJhU

>this delusion

We do have stored nuclear bombs. Germany give the tech to us back in the cold war days.

What's the most powerful country in S.America, then?

>Germany give the tech to us back in the cold war days.

Still wondering why we never nuked them

And who will protect you fro the commies?

this shithole is already full of commies, btw

Hopefully, they will go die there en masse, remembering good ol' Eastern Germany

We will at least take you down with us desu

Don't know, I don't want to die/leave my country

Perù

based peruANO

Bonsoir neighbourino

Hello, we also share a border with a French Nation

>I don't want to die/leave my country
You dont need to, the countries will change while we are still inside of them.

eh?

don't make me feel, cunt

#banAssaultTrucks

Chad

I hope this isn't offensive but if you remember the Afghan footage of 9/11 terrorists learning on Flight Simulator 2000 it would be really funny if these Islamist terrorists used Euro Truck Simulator

>don't make me feel, cunt
;_;

God tier post.

this is very rude

>tfw no common border with france

>spend the thread hurling abuse at Brazil as a country
>mere suggestion of a light-hearted joke by german and you have a broken heart
You are horrendously vain

S-sorry

>finn wanting a common border with us

I'm flattered but...why?

we have 1000km border with russia

Here is the bridge between France and Brazil. Don't know if Brazil is left or right

...

Does this matter?
:3

US and UK should have taken all of France's foreign territory in exchange for WW2 liberation

what a marvelous job you've done in that territory, heh?

lmao fuck off

we have a good deal
we dominate the only country we have a border with economically, linguistically, militarily, and culturally

As invasões francesas ao Brasil registram-se desde os primeiros tempos da colonização portuguesa, chegando até ao ocaso do século XIX.

Inicialmente dentro da contestação de Francisco I de França ao Tratado de Tordesilhas, ao arguir o paradeiro do testamento de Adão e incentivar a prática do corso para o escambo do pau-brasil (Cæsalpinia echinata), ainda no século XVI evoluiu para o apoio às tentativas de colonização no litoral do Rio de Janeiro (1555) e na costa do Maranhão (1594). Até meados do fim do século XVI a posição de domínio dos franceses na costa setentrional (o que lhes garantia a entrada para a conquista da maior bacia hidrográfica que se conhece dentre todas as existentes) e do extremo leste do continente era muito sólida, com nativos aliados a si prestes a atacar a principal vila exportadora dos portugueses (Olinda). O jogo só começa a virar contra os franceses quando Portugal entra na União Ibérica, e vencem decisivamente os bretões e normandos nas proximidades da zona potiguara, onde os avanços não param as custas das perdas francesas e nativas. Para se ter uma ideia a aliança franco-tupi era tão forte que foi muito mais fácil vencer os colonos franceses diretos na zona guarani costeira e na zona da reentrância maranhense.

I wish we're French

>wanting to be french pussies
Now I know why brazilians are so retarded

>brazilians
Come on, he is just one single fucking guy.

If you compare France to Portugal, France is much better

HDI france: 0.897
Portugal:0,843

Don't you think Brazil will be a developed country already if we're colonized by france

>France is much better
>Shows HDI
At least Portugal isnt getting raped by rapefugees and having terrorist attacks everyday (by what I know).

At least you weren't colonized by the fucking spanish. Though I prefer the spanish to the fucking french. If the french colonized you, you would still be a shithole like French Guyana.

Keep sucking Pierre's dick, faggot.

Greater Haiti

fuck off, spic

>huuur duuur Haiti is the only French colony!

go suck Ahmed's dick faggot

Brazil would have his independence in 1804 like Haiti

France are only attacked everyday because they colonised North Africa

Who knows what will happen if the French colonized us instead of Portugal

In other word, your dick?

You spics all look like fucking sandniggers

Moorish genes, I guess

Oh it's you again
Gonna post your maps next?

Nice english

They colonized North Africa and also fucked it up (look at the Algerian massacre).
But we get it, you love to suck a French dick.

>Mexicans are arabs
French education

At least we spics aren't getting rapped by arabs everyday, unlike you frogs.

Yeah, you're a disgusting mix of moors and amerindians

>At least we spics aren't getting rapped by arabs everyday

No, instead you've got cartels, congratulations, I guess, you cunts

Why are you so angry???

Don't worry, just wait. France is getting worse everyday. It's just a matter of time until you get worse than us.

I never said France was a good country. I know France is dead. It is since 1789, actually.

Still, I won't let you insult it.

>hurr durr don't insult my cuntryy it hurts my feelings
This is why you French are known as pussies

>non-french people defend their country when others shit on it : wow, nice!
>french people defend their country when others shit on it : u pussy huuur duuur hijo de puta

Mexicans are dumber than niggers. I know why americans elected Trump, now.

>This is why you French are known as pussies
Good job at gobbling up American propaganda, Manuel. Call me back when Mexico conquers all of its own continent

>France is dead
No. France is alive and well. Citizens who say the otherwise would be beheadeded.

>No. France is alive and well. Citizens who say the otherwise would be beheadeded.

Here is your average republicuck

*That's freedom of speech

You guys always see everything like the darkness reached our lands. It's not the end of the world yet.

>land border squabbles

absolutely lmao

>It's not the end of the world yet.

Presque, quand même.

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>Mexicans are dumber than niggers
Didn't you guys elected Macron? :^)

>Coming from Italy
Jajajaja

France stole Italian clay inhabited by peaceful Italo-Occitans at the end of WW2, I will not stand for it

I don't feel concerned, I didn't vote for him, my mental health is still stable.

I admit, but we have some spare time :)

So enjoy watching France getting rapped

>coming from a country that has been in a perpetual state of civil war and losing territory since its inception
lol

I stay home, not gonna be easy to watch them getting raped.

Don't you have a window?

I usually close the shutters