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poo edition

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this is a normal street in Shit Britain

tfw

*bark* grrrrrrrr *bark*

Your entire argument for the last four posts: "LALA I'M NOT LISTENING THAT DOESN'T COUNT NOT AN ARGUMENT LALA"

Pathetic. I'll just assume this is your childish way of conceding the point.

*goes over budget*
*breaks again*

oops haha

yuzu

jewish propaganda

>need to do some shopping
>the queers are marching
Fucking criminalise sodomy already.

sue

Do british really poo on pubs???

>go to Amsterdam Pride
>some knucklehead is waving a "Free Palestine" banner
>mfw

Does Tim's neighbours bang because of his piano playing?

Getting cold.

Jason Statham has never made a bad film

*sniffs the air*

or his guitar playing, yes

Whenever I return to my house after a long holiday, it has a weird sour smell

Is that the actual smell of my house to other visitors or is it just because its been empty and windows closed for ages

need a british bf

>new historia civilis video
quite nice

>go to Amsterdam Pride
bender

/brit/ degenerates the mind

reckon we should all spend time on /lit/ until we regain IQ points

>the faggot is shocked to find that other faggots are faggots too
Dumb kike cunt

love sleeping
hate waking up

and his guitar playing

and his singing

mirin that guy's physique and gf

rain very rarely lasts for longer than a couple of hours in the uk so can guarantee this will be over by evening

No that's the smell of your house, and that's what you smell like too

>forgets to greentext
Haha, oh dear. Made rather a fool of yourself there haven't you, mr 210 IQ?

The first one
smelly bastard

Imagine being neighbours with Tim, fucking hell

looking at southern california on google maps

Lads, why does Tim over use the same pictures on his twitter daily ?

>when you wake up and DON'T feel like dying
best feeling

they already ringing my fone i just got up from slumber

Why?

the 'buds

>ah what a lovely day in high wyc-
>BRNGG BRNGG BRNGG BRNNG BRNGG BRNNGG BRNNG BRNGG BNRGGG
>rock rock rockaway beach, rock rock rockaway beach

...

What the fuck

v rare feel

diarrhea or vomit?

blablacar is cool trying to make small talk is a bit awk tho

honestly love a good long rain, especially with thunder
last week it rained for like 3 days straight
if you're prepared for it, its comfy

>early 20s: got absolutely hammered once per weekend, never in moderation
>late 20s: one beer with dinner everyday, one before bed at the weekend and have 3-4 pints at the pub on a friday night but still in bed by about 1am

don't know why i ever thought going out and getting so smashed, wasting all my money and ruining my whole weekend with a hangover was ever a good idea lads

It's probably tobacco

Yeah its a good concept but way too social

looks interesting

weird endless suburban desert

he's a busy man he's not got time to sit around taking photos of himself all day

>i've been hearing footsteps upstairs recently
>someone's messing me around

considering it's coming out of her arse, i'd probably say the former

It's fun

Feel quite bad for her.

Reckon it's from being fucked in the arse? Her bf has stretched her arsehole to the point it can't hold any poo? Or was it just the old diarrhoea explosion fart? Looks like the latter, since it's dripping in bits, she's trying to hold it in but her sphincter is giving way in little bursts.

>South West Trains operates 1,600 trains a day, carrying 651,000 passengers, making it the busiest commuter operator in Europe

twickenham powerhouse

haven't got any trains here lads

could you lend us some please?

for having already tried it honestly for such the low price its really worth it
even if you have to talk with people you have 0 things in common with
if no one breaks the ice the driver will put on the radio tho and his choices of music might be questionable sometimes
anyway if u travel via blablacar hop in a car with young ppl in it

PICKLE RIIIIICK

>the queen drinks 4 cocktails a day

thoughts?

She's an Ashkenazi Jew.

creature gets on a train everyday

early twenties: go to the pub every night, have 2-3 pints. get smashed and coked on the weekend
mid twenties: have 2-3 lagers a night, maybe 4 on a weekend. don't go out on Fridays or Saturdays except maybe once a month.

Cutting back on the gear, just need to stop drinking now.

>in Europe
Umm no sweetie x

have some of these friend, we've got too many anyway!

love trains
love planes

cant afford to travel on them

the south best wins again

and yet the line west of southampton fails when it is too hot and falls apart when it rains too much

i'd drink like that as well if i had to watch the downfall of my empire and country before my very eyes over the decades and being unable to do anything about it

Why do turbororkes sabotage their own movement by claiming that every well-spoken, decent-looking alt-righter like Richard Spencer or Lauren Southern is a Jew plant? Are they simply that paranoid, or do they subconsciously not want their movement to succeed?

*shuffles*

you've never truly experienced the "Train ride" until you've ridden down some winding old Asian route through the hills in a small private bunk

dont remember shit about last night

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>Headlines that make 100IQ normies believe they're special snowflakes bring in more ad revenue, study finds

Does Tim have any family? Was he married?

You're at the club and your gf starts leaking poo. Then you see this guy taking pictures of it, humiliating her in front of the entire world. What do?

what % ashkenazi do i need to be considered a jew?

i reckon she just had a dodgy stomach. probably drank one of these detox smoothies that just makes you shit out every last bit of faecal matter. i can almost imagine her panic, she probs went to fart and felt it spray out all over her foot then out of panic just tried to stand there and pretend nothing happened.

little of both
they know heckling from the sidelines is far easier than being the ones in power, just look at scrumpf

>on the train
>family with 3 very young kids get on the same carriage
>no seats elsewhere

they're so loud and I'm sure I can smell the scent of freshly-shat pants

you've never truly experienced the "Train ride" until you've lost feeling in your legs while watching fuckin' nothing on the prairie while sitting next to a native american and a family of amishfolk with nothing to eat but stale bread and some coffee

hate when white people spend some time with spanish speakers and suddenly start using spanish words casually

The average anonymous Alt Righter is eternally a weird virgin outcast, and they distrust extroverts and people who are socially comfortable.

it's a sad state of things, but I've heard that in the more social side of the Alt Right, rallies and meet-ups are happening more frequently, and even relationships are beginning.

any

*pokes me finger up her bum*

no public figure that represents the far end of any view is never extreme enough for all extremists

same thing with commies hating lefties who aren't left enough, sheeds hating sheeds that aren't sheed enough etc. it isn't unique to rorke mongs

looks like earwax to me

wish it rained heavily like this for longer than 10 minutes at a time

most authentic thing I've done is taken a sleeper train through early 00s Europe & Russia

super comfy. love those heavy metallic trains

let him post them

nothing, it looks like he got some on himself

umm im latin sweety :)

no lo sé XD

>there's a march against terrorism in Belfast tomorrow
>50 people have signed up to counter-protest that march because it's "fascist"
What is wrong with the left?

That's loco, my hombre. It sounds like you just need to chill, muchacho. Want to go get some churros from taco bell now?

alri noah

tried blabacar once but the cunt declined me

>The average anonymous Alt Righter is eternally a weird virgin outcast, and they distrust extroverts and people who are socially comfortable

blablacar.co.uk/trip-manchester-london-1-858071010

found my ride

*radically centralises*

nationalrail.co.uk/static/documents/content/nationalrailoperatorsmapZoom.pdf

surprising
not many train lines in this country