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hey mates

hey mates

STOP MAKING SO MANY DIFFERENT EDITIONS

hey mates

I love china

saved

Cant figure out how to use Strava

takes too much fucking data and battery anyway

it really upset my autism we didn't use this thread before

good at math and sports. otherwise i sit on my ass all day watching TV.

so here we are then, the mates' are all here

>math
>ass
fuck off you FOY

nice toad

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best edition

Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of Sup Forums are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have posted this inside /brit/, the general for British culture, but your post has nothing at all to do with British culture! Whoops! You should always remember to post about America on /cum/, the general for the United States, unless your post warrants a separate thread! Posting about America inside the general for British culture is poor form. You should always try to post about Britain, unless your identity as an American is absolutely vital to the post about Britain you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bait to help you get used to /brit/ culture!

Acid attacks have been happening in the UK for 200 years. There was even a bloody Sherlock Holmes story about it. It's something that has ebbed and flowed over the years..

yeah hi mates

hiya lads.

ive been learning a bit of chinese recently coz i want to move to Hong Kong eventually

its very interesting, some of the deeper meanings and nuance and stuff

*throws acid in your face*

been happening for 200 years mate get over yourself

Yeah maybe one or two a year.

Not 400 Islamic honor + gang attacks every year

> I'm just doing my bait to help you get used to /brit/ culture!
>doing my bait

complete moron

Hate the Chinese. Dirty people. Simple as.

I dressed up smart but got told I look like I am on my way to magistrates court

The key word being "gangs". Nothing to do with Islam. They'd be there without that
Stupid fucking idiot rorke again bahahhahahab

...

BLATTTT Bijuu Sage Mode

Actually its 95% Islamic honour attacks

Girls are so fucking nice desu

Hi lads :3

h-hello x

Who/labour/ here? FUCK rorkes

England is full of Pakis

USA is full of Poos

Canada is full of chinks

How did Canada get the better end of the deal?

cant argue with rorke, like with the sjw, reason and logic have no effect.

eating a cornetto

Stats? Oh there aren't any. Stupid bitch

was having about to have a wank when i found the 1080p leaked GoT episode on the front page lol

still had a wank after

leftypol teenagers are back

prick

not 2 me there not

Watching Catchphrase, having a ready meal curry and an alcohol free beer. Ah yes, the life.

Choccy woccy?

i wonder how much of an underage runt you would have to be to think that London has gotten more dangerous over time

90s London was a straightup hellhole, gangs EVERYWHERE
Things are much improved

>he thinks leftypol is "raiding"
Iq status:nonexistent

they use traditional characters in hk mate

are you on spankbang

You alright there, nigger?

How's your day going?

>A Yank enters the thread

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had a joint
now its time to watch some house

mint

love you, you deserve it

tbf that chart's a bit old now isn't it

I literally just watched this film 10 minutes ago

in the bin with you

yes
and i am learning traditional characters
Your point is?

>ive been learning a bit of chinese recently coz i want to move to Hong Kong eventually

>its very interesting, some of the deeper meanings and nuance and stuff

what was going on in the mid 1990s

t. was a toddler at that time and can't remember lol

what was going on in the 90s

screaming

bit jel

fuck off old cunt

You've just made a fool of yourself mate by proving my point. More people are swayed to my viewpoint with every post you make.

I like how friendly everybody is being in saying hello

recommend podcasts

Herro

joe rogan experience

me on the left

is this In Bruges?
need to watch that kino

history of english
designlab

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Joe rogan experience
Last podcast on the left
Cumtown

fuck off child

I'm not the user you were having a tedious argument with, golliwog. How must it feel to have such thin, thin black skin?

>Cumtown
wot

Is that you Rod?

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it's decent
went to bruges a year or two ago as well
it's lovely

Joe rogan

there's no canada like french canada
it's the best canada in the land
and the other canada is hardly canada
if you lived here for a day you'd understand

why are yanks and brits so fucking fat?

feel like getting a burger

The wogs start at Calais
Africa begins at the Pyrenees

My personal podcast copypasta, because I listen to podcasts virtually every waking moment. Currently listening to Adam Corolla's podcast, but I've literally been listening for 10 mins so I can't really recommend it. But here are some faves:

Regularly:

Dan Carlin's Hardcore History
Dan Carlin's Common Sense
The Dick Show
Bill Burr's MMPC
Athetico Mince (new episode up!)
Adam Buxton's podcast
JRE (selected guests)
Nerdist (selected guests)
Richard Herring's Leciester Square Theatre podcast

And occasionally:

Ben Shapiro (Daily Wire)
Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio
Tell 'Em Steve Dave
Nick DiPaolo
Sleepycast
Joey Diaz's Church of What's Happening Now
Marc Maron's WTF (selected guests)
Hollywood Handbook (selected guests)
Doug Stanhope's podcast
Worst Idea of All Time


Have finished (and can recommend):

The Biggest Problem in the Universe
The Adam and Joe Radio Show (both XFM and BBC shows)
Uninformed with Bill Burr and Joe Derosa
What Say You (Impractical Jokers podcast - not officially ended)
Go Bayside
The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM (and BBC?)

Love that movie

hmmm

you will be the one fucking off first you geriatric twat

>Speak to qt who is at least a 7/10 on night out few weeks out
>Friend who gets a lot of pussy is out tonight
>Be super paranoid that they're gonna encounter each other and hook up, and maybe even start a relationship

alcohol
fast food
sedentary lifestyle
service sector jobs

have you heard of the brown reggaeton shithole gf?

Crack epidemic. Almost all crime in the last 30 years was drug related.

can you still use old £1s?

zere's no canada like french canada
it's ze best canada in the land
and ze other canada is bullshit canada
if you lived here for a day you'd understand

listened to about 10 minutes of a joe rogan podcast once and it was the most boring inane tripe imaginable

scrolled through the episode list and it was just an endless array of literally who yank "guests", with one or two bizarro alt-right youtube "personalities" in there (which is probably why brainlets in here like it)

Joe rogan
Norm McDonald

anyone fuck a fat/chubby chick before? its incredible besides the regret afterword

you can be so rough with them and confident

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why are his hands so shaky?

are any of these actually about topics or are they just talking heads
you have terrible taste

yeah but not old £5s

no but you can swap them at the bank for new ones