Latin name

>Latin name
>G*rmanic surname
Ho do I deal with the fact that I'm the descendant of pigskin barbarians? I've even had Italians mistake me for G*rman on some occasions (which is weird, considering I have brown hair and eyes)

You think you have it bad?
>Latin name
>German middle name
>Celt (?) surname

Celts are superior to G*rmans in every way and developed an actual culture and state structures

>my name is a Hispanic translation of Julius Caesar
>last names also Hispanic
Get on my level

>Hispanic
You mean Iberian or Hispanicized Latin?

>Semitic first name
>Hispanized saxon middle name
>Hispanic last names
Not that bad actually

>fully slavic
>people take me for a foreighner

As a southern Germanic you are descendant of those who literally have found the medieval kingdom of Italy and you are superior to other Italians.

Sure, that's why my ancestors were either dirt poor peasants or dirt poor fishermen

>Hebrew first name
>Hebrew middle name
>Anglo saxon last name
My family's heritage is entirely English and I'm catholic. Why was I given Jew names?

That's normal in Catholic countries

Jews are the aristocracy of the US so it makes sense, the lower classes have always strived to emulate their superiors.

>Latin and Germanic composite name

I'm okay with this. It's Pedro Henrique, btw. Very common name here.

Christianity is just a Jewish sect.

> German first name
> German second first name
> First last name: Al-Andaluz
> Second Last name: Kindom of Lion

The exchange student confound me for a German
My exchange sister confound me for a slav
People think i have irish ascendance

>mfw i'm a Arab/amerindian/ibero descendant

what the fug!!!?

>The exchange student confound me for a German

>Christianity is just a Neoplatonic/Stoic sect.
Fixed

>Greek name
>Uralic surname

t. Schlomo Yacov Smith

oh! my sides.

I don't even know where my last name comes from

>tfw German first name and Italian Last name

What is it?

Hölbling

It's better than being a Sardinian ape like me, we are literally the most irrelevant subhumans to ever walk the earth

>Latin first name
>French middle name
>Castilian surname
>Asturian second surname

I have to surnames.
One is german, the other italian.
Feels good desu.

>first name of hebrew origin
>second name of celtic origin
>third name is of norse origin + 's son
>fourth name is of finnish origin
7,5/10 set

>albanian name
>no middle name
>south slavic surname

JUST