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Explosions edition

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SVÄRJE

hmmm

>tfw russian replies to you

what do you feel?

>tfw still lonely and now my jaw hurts from unconscious clenching.

like eating candies

hmm strange explanation, but I guess it means happy

Why are you lonely?

did somebody said explosions?
KATSU

because you won't add me on steam...

Still don't know your ID.

boooom
liveleak.com/view?i=dc0_1439444275

I'll be honest I don't even know how.
I've never added someone I haven't know in real life.

I wonder if he's dead

I'm pretty sure he is

liveleak.com/view?i=7a3_1439409813

Go to your steam profile page in browser, copy the address.

Well someone had to upload it and I doubt that a phone can survive better than a person

I see
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198045362388

...

...

Delete all pics about me
?
*bookmarks your profi..
Oh, wait, ti's hidden

>Oh, wait, ti's hidden
I made sure of that...
I know this game to well

:)
What did you buy?

hmmm hard to, the video is a bit too short, but if he is somehow alive then probably really injured

liveleak.com/view?i=677_1439397581

I'm afraid I can't do that, I save stuff for future use/posting

>I'm a qt3.14 anime girl
:3
(not you)
Pasta, fruits, crispbread, soy sauce, a few cups of noodles and a frozen pizza
no bully
> liveleak.com/view?i=677_1439397581
Wow, you're fucked up
You have to

>those names
What the hell man.

>soy sauce
what does it taste like? I never tried it What is the pizza with?

Fuck, I thought that would be private.

>Wow, you're fucked up
Yes it was me who caused that massive explosion

>You have to
not gonna happen

You clearly don't understand how many layers of irony I live under on a daily basis.

""""""""""""irony""""""""""""

> what does it taste like?
Eh? I don't know to describe it, it's not similar to ketchup/bbq/similar sauces
I buy it when I get bored of eating rice with ketchup/bbq sauce
Sadly, but not with an ananas
Nope
Wow
Calling the cops

>that gif
magic
>Calling the cops
k waiting

Oh I get it then, does it taste good?
You like rice?
>ananas
I hope you're kidding

>60 friends
The normiest.

I don't know what you mean.
kinda messed up, you would think private would mean you'know private.
I'm gonna have a talk to Gabe about it

no cops yet hahh- sldkfjalks jdflkahsdjkf askf asdjhyouaregayfsdkhsdajfk

>implying I actually know any of them and don't have them there because I'm afraid of removing them

Well, I like it, but you should be careful not to add too much
I think it's okay
> I hope you're kidding
?
> I'm gonna have a talk to Gabe about it
Ask him to buy you games

I'm not like you, I don't whore myself out to get people to buy me stolen Russian steam keys.

What does the soy sauce look like?
I really dislike ananas, sorry...

I will also go to buy something but I don't think that I have enough cents for that, and I don't want to embarrass myself when only buy one pack of ramen

I don't believe you. You probably go hanging out with them every weekend.

Lies!
Like this, duh
Wow, you must be gay then

Oh... Well I am going to a store now to also buy something

>You probably go hanging out with them every weekend
I never wanted this feel
Just because you aren't as bad as the lith doesn't mean you aren't awful in your own right.
Own it brother

Hm, good luck
Kyaaaaaaaaaah!

>Satania
heh, I am no-longer bound by my slave name

good

CAN YOU STOP THAT!

Can you or any Russian help me translate this

S-sorry
youtube.com/watch?v=E8Ga5kPhpGY
>enter this uber code to confirm your phone number...
>your uber code:....
>enter this uber code to continue...
>uber code....
>welcome to uber! Enter this code to confirm your phone number
>blah-blah-blah enter this uber code

Thank you very much

>uber
fun night out are we?

shit thread

What store did you go to

I got what I want but I'm not yet satisfied.

now converse with wizard and become another couple and live happily ever after

What do you want now?

I thought you hated me
I don't know, I never thought I would get this far

>I thought you hated me
I don't like you, but I don't hate you, but you see if you gonna live happily with whom ever then that means you will spend less time here, which means less gay stuff
which mean we would be both happy

>I don't like you, but I don't hate you
How reassuring, I will sleep well tonight.

haha you don't like me too so we are even

sounds like you two need a hot steamy hatefuck

stop promoting gay stuff, you seem gay

>you don't like me too
How do you know that?
>hot
>steamy
oh yes
>hatefuck
I'm not so sure

Back
\Rimi

>How do you know that?
one or few kiwis said that, it is hard to tell you apart

>it is hard to tell you apart
that's racist!

I know, I am racist

wow rude
so you're more of a cuddly type huh?
nice

>wow rude
I just told you the truth, everybody know that

>cuddly type
My type changes upon who I'm talking to and how I'm feeling but yes I have described myself as being partial to cuddles.

Hello, bully

Android 18 is hot

> Android +18
What's this
Is this porn or something??

don't say that or I will cut myself

you would have images like that saved

fug didn't see the image
>Is this porn or something??
nah it is just 18 android made by dr. gero

Drinking Red Bull making me sleepy. Nice.

Please, don't
Nope
desuarchive.org/int/thread/77890002/#77890002

>desuarchive.org/int/thread/77890002/#77890002
what did he mean by this

You said to myself on steam though...

wow I didn't know that you are emo girl

cut*

You should create a similar thread
No
Gonna watch more bullying vids now
>pic
Lol

no

That was just a joke baka
post them for me on steam too baka

>Drinking Red Bull making me sleepy
Isn't that like the opposite of what it should do?

don't make fun of Sakura retard

>That was just a joke baka
I know

Yeah. Kind of messed up. I bought it so I wouldn't fall asleep while grinding in game.

also
>girl
no

please
I know that you're using proxies anyway
I will if I find something cool
Don't feel like watch a 7-min long vid about an Indian kid who can't play basketball...
Lol, okay

>I wouldn't fall asleep while grinding in game
You shouldn't be like me, live a healthy sleep schedule desu

it is just that stereotypically emo girls that cuts themselves so that is why I said girl

I'm true German tho

cool
weird, I didn't thought that indians play basketball
Yeah!

Mine's mostly okay. If I go to sleep too late, I'll sleep badly and will feel really weak in gym so I try not to do that.