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Death to /cum/

are you the girl Israeli

Beautiful edition, friend.

All the cool kids are in here celebrating the return of proxy dane

Where do you want to go?
Hopefully not here. You're kind of annoying
What are your prospects?

Atlantis has the dumbest superior in the entire DC universe

WIS
CON
SIN

wrong

Sup Forums's not a place for your kind

have fun in the leaf thread leaf faggot

Yeah
Leafland

you're right
mexicunts out

Found a lovely video
youtube.com/watch?v=o1mlIAnxTws

why not

A bit un-Danish

hallo wie gehts

t-thats a lot of rats
must have taken a hell of a ratstick to get all those

Duterte>drumpf

nice video
thanks for sharing
weird commentary by onlookers though

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>america
>white

Stop it. We don't like the Dane, and your exuberance over his return is hurting your likability.

no one thinks america is white

Hallo, Amerika. Es geht so. Wie geht es Dir so?

>PENNYSvania
Because you are a bunch of cry babies

Sorry for being rude.
So you're pretty much h3h3 trying to get out of israel. Are you well educated? Have you checked how many points you would get on the canadian immigration site?

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Lad I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

>muh website
I am old.

Dane is nice tho. I like dane.

ok

Besides hardcore America pol posters, the only people who push the America = White meme are annoying euros

What's worse is when european countries think that comparing themselves to America, a giant experiment in multiculturalism since its inception, is a logical thing

LEAVE LEHIGH ALONE

you're the one who wanted to complain

What is your extra flag
Jus pls stop saying cringe stuff. next you'll be complaining about rap culture or something lmao

youtu.be/cKAr4bBthuQ

I would legitimately fight you. Throw all the pasta you want, but, if you come to Vermont and agree to fight me, I will fight you.

doing an autism right now

You wouldn't dare.

Some lad in /brit/ dumped like 3 pastas on me when I was there. This was one of them. Fun stuff.

hate being a degenerate, that's for shitskins

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Don't you think she is very attractive?

I would love to have her as my girlfriend (looks-wise, don't know about her personality)

>What is your extra flag
No.
Why not? Why do so many faggots on this site think that everyone else here is a weakling, antisocial little shit just like they/you are?

>hate being a degenerate
>that is for shitskins

hello shitskin
come to Amsterdam and teach me how to invest in jewstocks
thx

you don't respond to my replies. not fun to talk to desu

yeah, not my top taste, but up there

Post muscles.

good man

hung out with my little sister today. we went for a walk downtown, i bought her lunch and she literally talked my ear off the whole time about all the stuff shes been going through. she's so far gone its kinda sad. it was nice to see her tho
*end blog post*

Why do you shitpost about moving to Wisconsin? You're never going to move there.

Post lats, tris, delts, bis, and traps

My sister is mentally retarded

Lad you don't know who the fuck I am, I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Internet tough guy.

it's a dream
i don't think i will ever make it
but i would like to

No. Post yourself taking a square hit to the jaw or your broken nose.

Never ask Sup Forums to post traps.

my sister is not

Yes, she is.

wallowing in self pity

Post sister (if legal age)

See? More pasta and memes. You wouldn't fight me if you had the chance. I would fight you.

Lucky

>she's so far gone its kinda sad.
What do you mean?

Don't give up. If you can marry in or find a job, I think you would really like Wisconsin. It's cheap to live there, and some parts of some towns are modeled after Germany, sort of hilarious

haha, u dond have musgles do u? :DDDDDDD

no

she made some bad choices in life and now its catching up to her.

>i would like to
I would like you to not. Be a leech in your own country.
Inb4 not a leech
Nobody can post here as much as you do without being a leech.

i wish i wasn't so degenerate and dumb

Failed banker?

i post after work and during weekends

how would i be able to move to america to become a leech
that's even more unlikely than me finding someone to sponsor my visa

>My 42 year old thot teacher is telling me how handsome I look with long hair
Yup, I always knew she was into me

i'm dominican

wtf are you doing in israel
israelis treat blacks horribly

thighpost please if girl

I'm not visibly muscular, but I am strong. I've been working with my hands since you were still a jizz stain, son.
>how would i be able to move to america to become a leech
That's exactly why your faggoty dream will never come true.

Hate niggers desu

>dominicans
>black
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haplogroup_R-M269

ahahHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAA
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO GET A GREENCARD

Literally: mission impossible

Shut the fuck up old prick, one light push and you'd already hurt your back. For your own embarrassment I won't bare knuckle you because you wouldn't be able to afford to treat the injuries.
This 5 foot 10 skinny boi can rekt ur a$$ boii

that's not even part of my dream tho, nonsensical comment

Hate snowflakey non-sequitur posts t'bh

How old is she? what did she do?

ignore the autist

Well if it keeps the people of atlantis out, it's worth it.

Have you tried before? What's the worst part?

>tfw two more weeks until I go back to uni
what are you guys doing this fall

>israelis treat blacks horribly
That's a vary nice meme
Even better when it comes from an American

Damn he's a sexy bitch
A sexy bitch
Damn he's a sexy bitch
a sexy bitch

>This 5 foot 10 skinny boi
By size alone, I would win.

You're right, I was ignorant.
Israel is an amazing place. Nobody there should leave it. Because it is so amazing. Kind to all races. From the white Dominocans to the Africans that are being held there

nothing

Shut up grandpa. Pic related: you
I bet your grandkids were sucking dick in the alley instead of eating burgers.

The American dream.

>Brazilians

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she's 23. got into drugs and alcohol, started hanging out with junkies. now her lifes a mess and shes all sad. feel bad for her, but she did it to herself

>my grandpa is miserable
>let me snap a pic!
lmao just LOL

Does it matter? Ultimately, I'm right. You will NEVER be a resident of the United States. Even if you did, I would go full autist in order to find out where you are and fuck up any chances you might have of staying here. I've got family and dirtbag friends in northern IL, so this could even be a little fun.

How do we get people to stop doing drugs for real

stupid post

you can't stop the american dream

You have to have personalized recovery programs for each person. They have drugs out there that can block opioid receptors for a whole month (stops the high people get from the drugs), and even as great as that sounds, it works for some, and completely fails for others

wow how much of a douche you got to be to piss off all of your grandkids

I'm 32. Even biologically speaking, any grandkids of mine would still be infants.

I would beat you in a fight, and you know it.

Marry me and we can get your immigration papers started. The only thing I ask in return is for you to bear at least 3 of my children.

I don't want to stop the American dream. I'm pro-immigrant. I hate you personally.