I have a friend who doesn't like and refuses to try beer

I have a friend who doesn't like and refuses to try beer.

Are there any Europeans here to offer advice?
Is it possible to teach him to like beer or should I just never speak to him again?

If you drink anything other than water, you're a subhuman

Beer is fucking disgusting. Leave him alone. He shouldn't be friends with you.

Also the arrogance of you thinking you can change another man.

Alcohol is for alcoholics.

Why not go for hard liquor?

I said I wanted advice from Europeans.

you probably should let him taste some real beer, not the pisswater you got in the states

Alcohol is haram astaghfirullah.

I'm trying to get the best I can.
I got some beer that was meant to mimick German Weisbier and he said it was gross.

>beeing this poor

This friend of yours, does he also have no friends (other than yourself)?

Nah we actually have a good circle of friends but we're all losers

>Is it possible to teach him to like beer or should I just never speak to him again?
Some people just dont like fucking beer m8. Nothing wrong with that. Give him some whiskey

Almost all alchohol tastes like trash. You don't drink it for the taste.

literal underage b&

>drinking the liquid jew

>>>/reddit/

i hate beer
it is bubbly
and bitter
what's the point?

we have all kinds of beer
it just just you only know shit like bud light

are you a wage cuck who
>spends five days a week as a slave
>celebrates a two days long freedom by poisoning himself

Beer lowers your testosterone, drink whiskey instead.

Start him on some entry level European lager that isn't absolute shit. Try San Miguel, Heineken Grolsch. Then move onto Kronenbourg and then Stella Artois, which has a stronger taste but is widely considered one of the best commercial lagers. Budweiser isn't a bad starting point either, yank,
Only after those should he try the other varieties (ales, stouts, weisbeir, craft beers etc)

Thank you. I can't believe it took this long for a serious reply.
If you need a green card to the states I will hook you up.

Britbong actually, we take beer very seriously. Ecuadornhas got some surprisingly good "artesanal" beers, but they are mainly brewed by Germans I think

I met a Christian guy who doesn't drink alcohol "for religious reasons". What type of Christian doesn't drink alcohol?

Never speak to the guy and earse him from all social media contacts. Loser like that is only going to drag you down.

t. drinks VB exclusively

you don't drink beer to get drunk

one that hasn't read the Bible

Oh, I just remembered it used to be a thing in Ireland and that kinda bled across to Catholicism in Australia. People used to swear to not drink alcohol on their Confirmation because of the problems it had in Ireland.

I don't think that's done much anymore though, I just heard about it from my grandfather

i know. you have some great beer in the us. Let him try some IPA. Everybody loves that. I didnt like the taste of beer till i was 17, but now with 19 i fucking love it. Just offer him some from time to time. Someday he will like it (hopefully)

Literally the only country that produces better beer than us is Belgium you stupid fucking kraut

You don't have a single brewery that makes anything better than Russian river

ok..that not true. And belgian beer is just very light. How old are you? 16 and had 5 beers already?

English beer is leagues ahead of American

why did you force yourself to like something that does nothing but fuck up your liver? are you that desperate for social acceptance? if you're going to harm yourself at least do it with something you actually enjoy like soda

inb4 >muh microbrews

Literally never had a VB. moved on from beer quickly once i realised all it was doing was making me pee a lot.

We don't have a lot of good beers in the US.

So drinking makes you successful?

Beer, just like coffee, tea, wine or any other 'adult' drink is an adquired taste. You're supposed to start drinking those as a teen to overcompensate and tell yourself you're all grown up then by the time you're an actual adult you're already used to it.

I'm just want him to mature in some way and try to appreciate something that doesn't taste like sugar
He's a typical American lard who drinks soda and apple ale solely.

Why does it matter?