Getting a job here is easy. You can apply for any vacancy that has been open for 3 months.
Both you and the employer need to sign a form to get you in and that's it.
If you stay here for 5 years you can get Dutch citizenship.
As an American Dutch universities are expensive, like 9000 euros a year.
When you become a Dutch citizen it costs about 2000 euros a year.
It's perfectly fine to start with university at 23-26. A lot of people do it.
To add. You could also go study in a country with cheap university for Americans, like Austria. And take that route.
Have you ever thought about moving somewhere else in the U.S? It's a big country my man, LA to NYC is the same distance as Lisbon to Moscow. Are you sure there's no place anywhere between NYC and LA that you'd like to live?
Time to go to Kansas.
I just need a change of scenery, a change of culture. I understand that the US is a big country, I've driven around many parts of it, experienced a variety of cheap motels and wonderful national forests, but damn I need a change. Living in europe will also open up many travel oppurtunities for me.
Have you ever thought about Latin America? Costa Rica would be a much bigger change of scenery than Europe and probably much easier to migrate. It's very safe, the climate is wonderful and the people would be welcoming. You could also try Argentina which has a strong Old-world feel to it. It's the closest you'll get to Europe without actually going there. Chile/Uruguay also apply.
ITT: chicanos that looked at the drug cartel boss' gf and now need to flee the country
Honestly I have definitely considered latin america, but I found europe appealing because I can more easily travel to the middle east, eurasia, and north africa, which are all places I really want to explore for some reason.
Also I'm not a fucking chi I just speak spanish so I can talk to qts in mexico.
Isn't half your population living abroad lol. Like anyone would purposefully go to Poland.