What the FUCK was his problem?

What the FUCK was his problem?

some little girl hurt his feelings

he just wanted revenge on Chads

MMM WINKLEVOSSES

CHINKED

Who would win: Michael Cera as Jesse Eisenberg or ONE BILLION TRILLION Winklevoss twins?

he looks like the jewest jew of a litter of jews

He invents novel idea but americans being the slimy fucks they are try to sue him claiming its their own stolen.

Damnation of sue culture in america stifling creativity.

a million dollars isn't cool. You know what's cool?

>an asian
and she isn't even pretty
wtf?

He got sick and tired of running this cesspool of a website, so he sold it to Hiroshima.

>person has curly hair
>start rabidly shilling and whining

How does it feel knowing Sup Forums permanently brain damaged you and you'll never be the same?

what are you talking about, he's jewish

>jews are mentioned
>start bitching about Sup Forums

How does it feel to be a whiny little cucksucker?

>billionaire overlord
>can have any woman he wants

I think I could do better.

>board has dedicated presence of no-life overweight alt right shills
>pretend mentions of Jews are innocuous

Isn't he atheist now?

He's jewish

don't worry, you'll end up settling once you realize if you post on Sup Forums you've never been the kind of guy that can attract instagram models or whatever fantasy you have in your head

you're very observant

Eduardo was a useless piece of shit.
>writes some algorithm on a window
>"I'M THE CO-FOUNDER OF FACEBOOK! GIVE ME 33%!"

I swear Trump is the only modern billionaire with a hot wife

he invested time running the "business" side of things. Even though it didn't amount to much the fact that he did spend his own time on it is enough. Plus he was jewbergs only friend

Thank you for correcting the record

At best Eduardo just an investor. He did fuck all

Hey Mark

IRL Eduardo is pounding asian pussy left and right.

Is Sup Forums the new reddit yet?

...

>"Hey look! It's the """""""co-founder""""""" of Facebook!"

At least he actually did something useful unlike Chris Hughes
>do a little beta testing
>become spokesman of company and given stock
>leave after only a couple years with a billion dollars from stocks
>become huge democratic donor and buy out the New Republic magazine
>manage to completely fuck up the magazine beyond repair (forced to sell it) and can't even buy out a House election for his husband (who lost in a landslide)
>lose half your wealth within a couple years as well as your political reputation

Raising capital for a company and reaching out to potential investors is a lot of work dude

Granted he was already rich but he was smart enough to make $300K over a single summer

dindu nuffin