is this the greatest commercial ever made?
Is this the greatest commercial ever made?
Nicholas Howard
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Luke Collins
Titan up
Asher Parker
diabeetus
Brandon Stewart
literally, the most punchable face
Kayden Butler
>"Addiction is a disease"
Except it's fucking not? It's a fucking choice you made to continually use X drug to the point that your body was dependent on it
Liam Morales
"I've done crack cocaine"
Jordan Allen
This is the funniest fucking commercial.
>The guy looks like he's about to burst out laughing
>"People die, or worse, other people get hurt" ???
>Random drug addict saying he wishes his family loved him
Bentley Long
this guys fucking outfit, and that face
and the way he delivers the lines
Dominic White
>not House of Guitars
no.
Kevin Thomas
>to the point that your body was dependent on it
At which point it becomes a disease, you walking horse cumdump.
Julian Bailey
The line that kills my dad and I every time:
"I wish I had insurance. Then I could have afforded the best."
Easton Murphy
fucking this guy
Jordan Sanders
i don't have cable so this ad is on every break on every air channel only at night though never in the daytime for some reason
Carter Peterson
Not sure if anyone remembers this ad from the late-00's. It was for a website selling "skins" for cellphones and other electronic equipment. It featured a white autotuned rapper with some weird mannerisms:
myspace.com
And yes, this was a nationally-broadcast TV ad in the US, for several months.
Levi Harris
Lincoln Evans
>every break on every air channel
I didn't know if that's why I kept seeing it.
Jeremiah Lewis
I just love when e-surance runs the same ad twice in a row, really makes me want to get it
Dylan Evans
jump from a bridge you dumb fucking moron, that's not what a disease is
Joseph Reed
God what the fuck is this
Oliver Harris
I should know, I was an addict for ten years
Now I'm not
Ethan Kelly
jesus christ, what the fuck is wrong with "addiction" themed commercials, get your shit together
Jeremiah Barnes
no this is
youtube.com
Noah Collins
Why the fuck would some white kid use crack cocaine?
Nicholas Hill
10/10 writing
"This isn't an AA program... this WORKS"
Camden Garcia
Angel Lewis
why is this funny? its neutral to me
John Kelly
what's funny is this guy is acting better than the original and even more believable than the first guy
Jacob Thompson
>"People die, or worse, other people get hurt" ???
Nothing wrong with this statement desu, dying from your own self-inflicted condition is one thing, but innocent people shouldn't get roped in from your own shitty decisions.
Lincoln Richardson
Did he say "cock cocaine"?
Chase Hall
...
Isaiah Martinez
It's the commercials fault for being on so many times, forcing me to ponder the statement desu
Easton Kelly
This.
Addiction is, by all scientific definitions, not a "disease".
Calling it a "disease" is just PC Newspeak designed to absolve junkies of responsibility and social-shame, as if you can get addicted to heroin by drinking contaminated milk or walking barefoot in locker-rooms.
Jayden Adams
>mfw he doesn't go to college in his pajamas
Josiah Clark
Dylan Bailey
NOTHER
Caleb Wright
Caleb Smith
>I made a choice to become totally dependent on something
>now it's a disease wahhh
>please check me into a resort-level care center and baby me for the rest of my life
fuck off
Benjamin Ross
If anything at least it is 100% believable that a suburban faggot named pax prentiss was a drugy scumbag DUDE PILLS LMAO
Tyler Morgan
Jayden Robinson
that fucking intro
Dominic Myers
>Pax Prentiss
is that the douchiest name ever created?
Ryder Baker
there's a massive heroin epidemic in the US so the addiction treatment industry is booming
John Nelson
Jordan Rivera
I remember being a teenager watching Comedy Central late and paid programming would come on and it'd all be weight loss pills or hair growth treatments. I always wondered who those ads were targeted at.
20 years later, I see those same ads and I finally understand.
Blake Hughes
...
Levi Myers
Angel Williams
holy shit I think I just woke up all my neighbors
Elijah Watson
...
Isaiah Butler
i wish they ran the ad like this, people on drugs would go insane
Alexander Flores
Gavin King
Easton Moore
>alcoholics, the unemployable, angry loners
Asher Bailey
>At which point it becomes a disease
That's STILL not the definition of a "disease", shit-head.
Alexander Garcia
WELL I WAS SHOPPIN' FOR A NEW CAR WHICH ONE'S ME?
Caleb Edwards
Junkies are one of the only demographics still watching real-time, non-digital broadcast television with commercials.
Juan Smith
Hey it just means Prentiss is at peace.
Luis Reyes
> Remember, you can't go it alone. You need to call us now
This part bothers me the most. Telling addicts it's impossible to quit without expensive therapy.
Hudson Butler
>not the definition of a "disease"
It literally is though? You seem to be confusing diseases with infections/
Ryder Flores
>using a q-tip very gently
>scream OW" as if someone jammed a pencil in his ear
Kino
Liam Ortiz
Brody Campbell
>go to america
>turn on TV in hotel
>ads about having cancer and drug addictions every fucking second.
>other ads were pro Hillary, or black families being normal and white dudes being fucking retards.
mfw americans are subjected to this everytime they turn the TV on.
Landon Hernandez
>still watching actual commericals
>on television
>in 2017
I haven't been forced to sit through an add in about 5 or 6 years at this point.
The only ads I've seen are Super Bowl ads that I watch voluntarily each year on YouTube.
Sebastian Nguyen
CALL THE DEVIL!
Landon Rodriguez
>It literally is though?
But it isn't.
You've literally fallen for PC Newspeak, junkie. Please kill yourself before you shoot a woman and steal her car-radio for crack money or some shit.
Cooper Edwards
You missed the era where every commercial was "BRO GET A FREE MORTGAGE, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU'RE BROKE AND UNEMPLOYED BRO"
Brandon Sanchez
If they could quit without treatment, they wouldn't still be addicts at this point.
Chase Flores
I know a white guy that's a cop now of all things that used to smoke crack after he graduated high school. I do live in florida though so that might explain it. Southern whites are pretty degenerate
Daniel Ortiz
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this was fucking hilarious. I had to stay at a hotel the other week and this came on the TV. I was laughing so hard.
Luke Brooks
I'm not a junkie I'm a counselor. You sound like you have some issues to work out though.
Jayden Reyes
>tfw they still run those reverse mortgage scam ads
Lost my respect for Fred Thompson with that shit
Camden Kelly
HOLY FUCK
the memories
Jackson Perry
I haven't thought of that in a decade
Jonathan Peterson
>I'm not a junkie I'm a counselor.
>Internet Credentials
Uh huh.
Do you also have an IQ of 196?
Does your dad also work at Nintendo and know how to catch a Pikablu in Red Version?
James Bell
Ian Morris
Whatever happened to Ditech? This shit used to be on every other commercial break
James Torres
>that end
tfw
Poor guy looks sad.
Isaac Rogers
>I'm a counselor
Oh, so you've been INDOCTRINATED into PC-Newspeak?
Well that makes your case much more valid.
Ayden Wood
We get it you're an angry high school dropout.
Benjamin Fisher
Holy shit I forgot about this.
Carter Stewart
IN THE ARRRRRRRRRMS OF AN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGEL....
Oliver Jenkins
Can't forget this one
The part with the singing guys is the only thing added in. This was a real commercial.
Aaron Garcia
Something about that commercial puzzles me.
Assume you legitimately could stop being addicted to something you were once addicted to. Wouldn't that logically mean that, unlike what they claim by having you avoid the something completely, you would be able to have it in moderation like a normie and be okay?
Like, you go from an alcoholic to someone who has one drink on a special occasion. That would be beating the addiction to alcohol because now you can control yourself.
Carter Roberts
>84 monthly payments of 743$
Eli Hernandez
Even worse you've drunk your own Kool aid
Jason Wilson
>projecting this hard
No, the junkies you are defending are typically the "angry high school drop-outs".
Jonathan Russell
You're just making bigger fools out of yourselves. If someone gets lung cancer it's still a disease. Just because addiction is a disease doesn't absolve the addict of responsibility.
Jordan Perez
The market crash of 2007-2008 exposed them as being part of the predatory loan groups
Charles Kelly
why the fuck do yo have to be so obvious man. i should have ur fucking job
John Roberts
Nevermind it was intentionally cheesy. Carry on.
Jace Sanders
That's just after 10 PM
During regular hours, it's just insurance companies competing to see who hired the most clever ad agency
Daniel Perry
This one will always be my favourite
youtube.com
But the best/most effective ones I've ever seen are those life insurance ads from Indonesia or wherever, they crack my heart every time.
Matthew Diaz
>If someone gets lung cancer it's still a disease.
What does that have to do with anything?
>Just because addiction is a disease doesn't absolve the addict of responsibility.
It's still not a "disease".
Luke Morris
But Sup Forums told me only black people are drug addicts? Was Sup Forums wrong?
Gavin King
Mason Cruz
Damn fine commercial right there
Nolan Cooper
What is with Drive's soundtrack suddenly popping up in Chrysler commercials lately?
Do we have a shitposter in their ranks?
Ian Adams
>if you have a problem with potions, you need to call the potion seller
>our potions are too strong for you traveler
Parker Gray
Greatest commercial incoming.
Camden Smith
the new meme order slowly setting up
for us
Benjamin Garcia
Wax Vac is quiet.
LISTEN