Post you're feels when you have no "peregrine falcon" to tuck you in at night

Post you're feels when you have no "peregrine falcon" to tuck you in at night.

this film extreme keeno, yes?

What a brilliant film kes is

>it's a Kes thread

MFW av nicked Jud's betting money and chuffing horse has only gone and won.

...

>muh kes

>ill give you a sample of my footballing skills.

>original manchester united club colours

a rare delight

I hate all this Ken Loach EEEEH BAA GUM ITS GRIM OOOP NORTH MOTHER PUT T'KETTLE ON shit. I can see why claps clap for it but when British people pretend to go along it fucking winds me up

t. a southerner

Nope, grew up in Salford. This stuff is to the North what 'meanwhile in London (cut to a man in a bowler hat sipping tea on a red double-decker)' is to the South

It's a kestrel.

RIP KES

Kes isn't supposed to be stereotypical though. I'm from Barnsley and it's actually pretty accurate in terms of how people act and behave now.

>ywn go to an all night party

If I had to live up north I'd probably neck myself

Bloody 'ellfire

>I'm from Barnsley

i'm so fucking sorry m8

it's okay, I moved to Manchester. Gone from living in shit to living in piss

>this guy shows up
>fanfare starts playing.

>manchester united vs spurs in this 5th round cup tie at old traffford.

>*dives*
>penalty

who was in the wrong here?

>no KYS edit
i thought thought this was Sup Forums

It's still pretty grim up north outside of the cities. Don't know how people live in towns like Middlesbrough for example, depressing as shit and there's nothing to do.

the feels

>tfw from Rhyl

The North of England is paradise compared to North Wales.