WWWAAAAAAAAAHHH THE FRENSH CHAMPAGNE

WWWAAAAAAAAAHHH THE FRENSH CHAMPAGNE

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Action!
....hwuahhh

in july?

MUAAAhAAAAAAA THE FRENCH....... champagne hasalwesbencelebretedferisexcellence

Yes, always.

really froze my peas desu

>dat qt on the left struggling not to burst out laughing

crumb crisp coating

on his beard perhaps

>mfw I was saying MUWAHHH THE FRENCH to myself in the back room at work today

>jushht... Postanything?

>Green peaness

Imagine being Orson in that ad and having to be all like "Muuuhaaaahhh, Paul Masson, you fuckin' fine, all delicious with your in-the-bottle fermentation and horrific faux-French monstrous taste. I would totally drink you, both in this advert and one for frozen peas." when all he really wants to do is drink another $500 Dom Perignon in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Orson and not only sit in that chair while the extra pours his disgusting California champagne in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing the suspicious-looking sediment building in it, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that pour. Not only having to tolerate the monstrous fucking taste but Paul Masson's haughty attitude as everyone on set says it's VINTAGE DATED and DAMN, PAUL MASSON CHAMPAGNE TASTES LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and drink the disgusting fucking piss water contorting your palette into horrific flavours you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been drinking nothing but a healthy diet of Krug and Bollinger and later alleged moonshine for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Wisconsin. You've never even drunk anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the chemical contaminants in this mass produced sham pigswill as it's poured again and again for you, the extra smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in the "French excellence (for that is what they call it)", the excellence they worked so hard for with fermentation techniques in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could break a bottle and stab everyone in this room, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Orson Welles. You're drunk as fuck and don't know why the extra isn't doing anything. Just bear it. Slurr your lines and bear it.

I thought that was CIA on the left there from the thumbnail

>mwaahaaaathefrenchsh

Action Orson, please!

Muhuaha tha Frensshhh...buh...gah...

In all honesty the finish product was a fucking miracle of editing.

youtube.com/watch?v=IH1PJTY9AVA

youtube.com/watch?v=xnitY8fr2DY

underrated

I showed this to my mom once and she thought it was really funny.

Do you guys ever tell your moms about Sup Forums related things?

>mom check out these big black cocks on Sup Forums...

>Mom did you know that Natalie Portman AKA Natalie Hershlag is an avid proponent of white genocide?

What did this guy say about woody allen?