Go the the cinema

>go the the cinema
>buy ticket
>"enjoy your movie"

Pfftt... having "enjoyment"...
Such an entry-level experience.

Only the plebeians enjoy movies

Real patricians tear the movie apart intellectually

>Movie? I thought this was Kino!
>rips ticket

>go to cinema for the first and only time in my life to watch The Simpsons movie with my two brothers.
>noisy fucking audience, can't hear shit over people laughing
>annoying kid asking what those things are on the chest of the indian woman
>so much noise
>expensive fucking food

and to top it off, the simpsons movie was fucking terrible, going to the movies is an overrated experience

>fucking normie cashier thinks, i enjoy anything at all

why do you think i come here always alone since long years?
do you you pity me? you just want to brighten the day of the lonely guy who watches every movie alone?
RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

If you aren't there to enjoy movies, what are you there for?

>Leave movie
>Workers are at the door
>So what did you think
What nerve do these faggots have?

Aren't you forgetting your reply, OP?

>"enjoy your movie"
>"y-you too"

You want some free complimentary cheese nachos to go with your flick enjoyment, user?

>go the the cinema
>buy ticket
>"enjoy your movie"
>movie is shit

You go into a good meal planning to enjoy it. If you treat cinema like a Snickers bar and go in expecting to "enjoy" it, you are doing nothing but looking for an entertaining distraction and probably have bad taste. If you're serious about film as an art form you are going in as a critic, not expecting anything other than an experience that changes you, not going in for mindless escapism.

Reading this stuff in a theater watching a movie is great lol

>go to cinema for the first and only time in my life

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

love it

>Wow, chill out, user. It's just a movie! xD
>Why don't you have some yummy buttery popcorn with us?

Am I the only who does this as a joke?

I usually roll my eyes an go "pfft"

>go the the cinema
>the the
>buy ticket
*** stone cold silence***

autistic toadspammer

>go to the theatre general store to pickup some teflon baubles and a weatherproof trench-wrench
>caissière taking ages to tabulate my subtotal
>tells me to "have a nice day"
>have a shit day instead
stupid bitch

Nah i do it whenever i go with my friends, always gets a laugh