Seemingly-cool movie attracts my attention

>seemingly-cool movie attracts my attention
>"oh cool could watch it with little sister"
>check movie's Parents Guide section on IMDb to see if there's sex and/or nudity
>double-check on Common Sense Media
>triple-check on filmratings.com
>Check kids-in-mind.com just to be sure
>find out movie would be totally ok for a young girl to watch
>EXCEPT for one single, unimportant to the plot, explicit sex scene
>movie can't be seen with little sister
EVERY FUCKING TIME

>gonna watch it alone
>still check parents guide because i don't wanna see chad fuck stacy

Just explain to her it's something brothers do with sisters when they love eachother and it's perfectly natural.

i would have thought the sex scene would be the best part for you guys

isn't the whole point of watching a movie with your sister that you get to be all cuddled up on the couch together and it might lead to fucking?

are you gay or something?

shit's full of violence, as everything from hollywood. i wouldn't allow her watching that until she's 21

i would be more reticent to show her the people getting dismembered, hacked to death, scalded with hot oil, etc.

or is that the joke?

so watch it alone?

My coworker at a job I worked at years ago had a similar taste in movies to mine, and loaned me Tokyo Gore Police saying that I will love "how shocking and crazy it gets."

Since my little sister and I are both weebs I thought I'd watch it with her.

>BDSM + vibrator scene
>crocodile vaginas
>pissing chair made out of mutilated flesh
>penis mutant

Yeah.... that guy was an asshole, but shame on me for thinking that was a good idea.

Did you have sex with her after

>hacked to death
fucking Russians!

It's not sex if he can't get it up

Mcfucking kill yourself.

no, we hate sex because we aren't getting any so we rage at non-expository sex scenes

Snyder violence is cartoonish and lame.

That wasn't even the worst part about Watchmen. The soundtrack was.

Holy shit.

The movie starts as the comic starts, with the dramatic murder of the character known as The Comedian. Shot very well, very stylish. Soundtrack: Unforgettable by Nat King Cole. Hmm… The ironic use of a touching old-timey ballad to contrast with the disturbing on-screen content. It worked when Terry Gilliam used What a Wonderful World at the end of Twelve Monkeys, but the dramatic effect of this technique has lessened ever since. But, fuck it, it’s the beginning of the movie, I’ll give it a shot, fine.

Next, opening credits. Song choice: The Times They Are A’Changing by Bob Dylan. In its entirety… Ok now. This is getting kinda Gumpy. Please tell me this isn’t going to be one of those Time Life soundtracks where they use blatantly iconic songs from the 20th century in a lazy attempt to give weight to the scenes…

That’s exactly what the entire movie was.

Every time I would be digging the film’s many awesome qualities, they’d plug in these tired movie music clichés.

IE:

Sound of Silence – Simon & Garfunkle: during a wistful ponderous scene

All Along the Watchtower – Jimi Hendrix: during an intense suspenseful scene

Ride of the Valkyries – Wagner: During a war scene

Mozart Requiem: After a main character dies…

Guh… and the rest.
The absolute worst though: Leonard Cohen’s Hallelujah during a graphic sex scene. No, not one of the many awesome, sexy covers of this song. The Leonard Cohen version. Now, I love this version, but it’s anything but sexy. It made the entire audience view the sex scene as a joke. It was almost grotesque.

In all seriousness, during the moments when these songs were used (usually in their entirety!) it brought this highly polished professional film down to the level of a high school class project. They were an awkward blight that pulled a well-crafted film into the depths of banality.

>The movie starts as the comic starts, with the dramatic murder of the character known as The Comedian. Shot very well, very stylish. Soundtrack: Unforgettable by Nat King Cole. Hmm… The ironic use of a touching old-timey ballad to contrast with the disturbing on-screen content. It worked when Terry Gilliam used What a Wonderful World at the end of Twelve Monkeys, but the dramatic effect of this technique has lessened ever since. But, fuck it, it’s the beginning of the movie, I’ll give it a shot, fine.

Literally directly from the comics.

kys essentially

he was a good friend, trained to read Stephen King

That My Chemcial Romance cover was pretty rad though.

>it is directly from a comic book, so it must be adapted explicitly as the comic book dictates

Whew.

You are now aware that you live in a world, a terrifying world, where there are people right this moment who use terms such as "canon" and "cinematic universe" when talking about films and television shows.

A terrifying world where imagined characters on a screen are required, according to those who discuss them, to adhere to "ground rules" set out by the creators of said-characters. A terrifying world where those that discuss these characters and their actions, are actually enraged if said-characters deviate from the mannerisms expected of them, the mannerisms that may have initially been set in the pages of a comic book.

Think about that. A comic book. For children. Yes, pictures and words on the same page, which are meant to be read by children, that are actually read by adults who then bicker and express their frustration at film-adaptations of these comic books not being "faithful". Faithful to a comic book. That's supposed to be read by young children.

This is your world. This is the world of capeshit. Terrifying, isn't it?

stale pasta, didn't read.

OP here. I wasn't referring SPECIFICALLY to Watchmen, that was just an example. My sister has no problems watching people explode, she is well aware that's just a movie and she's cool.
But sex... sex is another story.

Its the peefect opportunity to fuck her cunny

off yourself degenerate scum.

There is music in comics?

>he doesn't know

Elaborate please

>weeb
No wonder you're such a retard. Go cry more about how a show that has gore in its name has gore. And if you are indeed a weeb, you shouldn't be a stranger to the ridiculous gore in anime anyway.

Your coworker isn't an asshole, he just overestimated your intelligence.

Im still waiting for explanation

So yes, obviously traumatic, deeply pleasurable sex occurred.

>mfw I watched The Handmaiden with my sister last night

Spud the Disposable Assassin and its spinoff La Cosa Nostroid both had recommended music accompaniment by page sections inside each cover every issue.

Was rad af nigga.

kys

What's the big deal? We used to watch all kinds of shit as kids. It's not like kids don't have instant access to porn these days.

he said you should watch it, not your sister. he did nothing wrong, you're just a fucking moron.

>hey bro watch this movie
>ok, i'll show it to my sister

Are you a mongoloid?

if she's old enough to watch someone explode, she's old enough to watch a sex scene

Watching a man gun down a lady pregnant with his baby and a guy pull out the torched panties of some murderous pedos victim, thats also all fine right? Seriously, what are you on, one sex scene? Doesn't Doc Manhattan go down on Laurie in the beginning?

Mother suggest watching "Her" I say sounds good lets do it. He starts having phone sex with his phone. Hear some weird moan. Look over mom is rubbing herself on top of her pants. Pretend I didn't see it and sit awkwardly for the rest of the movie.

Hallelujah was bad I agree but can't complain about the rest.

The opening credits song is perfect

Yes, there is. The comic actually has lyrics from the songs printed out as if the song was playing in the background in certain scenes.

Apparently not in the Murica.

Wasnt Nite Owl supposed to be a chubster? He was like 8 lbs overweight in the film

Read

>dae violence bad ;(
>da sex good xD

repeat the liberal dogma everyday!
dont question!

>if i misspell arguments they will sound retarded
You sure prove them liberals wrong.

>But sex... sex is another story.

What did they do to your sister, user?

I watched the directors cut (or maybe it was an "extended" version) of this movie. The sex scene was so over the top in my opinion. The could have just shown them kissing and the clothes falling to the ground then fade to black. Instead we got long drawn out rhythmic humping. Totally unnecessary.

>But sex... sex is another story.
Why?

>No one has mentioned one of the main character's dong being on display at all times throughout the movie.