ITT: Sup Forums makes a movie theatre, one design choice at a time
ITT: Sup Forums makes a movie theatre, one design choice at a time
Nolan Davis
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Jeremiah Lewis
Skylight now!
Luke Howard
Seafood bar
Easton Rodriguez
Designated shitting aisle
Jaxon Butler
needs falcon perches
Lincoln Johnson
FIRE FIRE FIRE
Nolan Mitchell
We aren't in India
James Kelly
rubber arm bands
Parker Long
Only Dbox seating
Luke Young
Needs a crab tank up front where you can pick out the crab you want to eat
Jason Reyes
Singles policy.
Kevin Howard
Sign that says "groups of 3+ people only"
Aaron Harris
Two swimming pools, one to swim in and one to piss in.
Joshua Nelson
Singles cuck shed overlooking the interracial breeding grounds
Noah Price
Stadium seating so steep the Philadelphia 76ers could be sitting in front of me and I wouldn't be able to see a single hair on their afros.
Dominic Nguyen
Cunny/bunny stand where you select your cunny or bunny companion for duration of the movie
Kevin Green
This
Kayden Stewart
first thing to do is hire a nice obedient staff of little wagies to keep it clean
Eli Hall
really gets the gears turning doesn't it
Chase Flores
special tanks inside the walls which will flood the theater with freezing cold water in the event of a fire or cinema shooter
Nicholas Robinson
What about Kino Shooters?
David Robinson
Mandatory Penis inspection checkpoints
Cooper Brown
Guests are required to fill a questionnaire with questions such as "What would you do if she gives you this look 5 minutes into Frozen". Guests who fail the tests will not be welcome in the theatre.
Evan Mitchell
A glock under every seat in case of a shooter.
Ryder Cruz
like this
Ayden Flores
>be watching Schindler's List
>feel your seat shake and rattle as the train pulls into the camp
now THIS is podracing
Ryan Butler
In case the shooter forgot a gun
Josiah Perry
There's a portable dvd player under every seat in case you dont like what the theater is currently playing. You have to bring your own dvds tho
Owen Ross
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Lincoln Reed
The designated shooter at my theater forgot his ammo during my Rogue One screening. Nobody died so the manager had to give us all free movie passes. It's shit though because the movie has to be out for like 4 weeks.
Parker Garcia
Anvil hire zone (plus anvil inspector to make sure all anvils are returned)
Jackson Hernandez
complementary sergal dakis
Grayson Phillips
>Go to see Hidden Figures with your wife and her son
>See this coming towards you
How much do you tip?
Kevin Kelly
Nothing, tell them you cashed your white privilege check at the door when you paid to see another 'black people be doin' things' movie.
Caleb Carter
Fucking machines installed into every seat