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*Æbleskiver

Don't they serve it with flormelis?

Get used to flaking on Craigslist. Happens fucking constantly. Offerup is a little bit better.

No only jam

*Enters my 3.500 square foot paper house*
Honey, I'm home!
*Goes to the kitchen and eats 5 burgers which my wife had prepared for me*
*Takes my indoor shoes out of the fridge and puts them on*
*Heats some water in the microwave for a bath*
*Bathes with all my clothes on*

Ah yes...The so-called 'yanks'

have u ever met the Tanner family?

Why did she make you only 5 burgers? Are you having a row?

>his house is 3.5'sq

They're not real, dummy

had a messy poo, folks. Dingleberry didn't fall and ended up spreading it all over me bumhole. like wiping a permanent marker desu