Colloquialisms

ITT Sup Forums shares their colloquialisms
>Howdy ( instead of hey, or hello)
>y'all (instead of you guys or you's)
>coke (if you say soda pop eat a dick)
>nigger (colored people)
>fixin to (plan on doing it)

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grammarist.com/usage/champing-chomping-at-the-bit/
en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/champ_at_the_bit#English
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

cheesed (angry)

its not that serious (stop being a tryhard)

No hymen no diamond (i wont marry you because you're a slut)

>dixieniggers actually talk like this

Embarrassing.

>cheesed

god canadians even have gay slang

Fuck off nigger.

you sound like you talk like a nigger (colored person)

>howyadoin' (what's up, how are you?)
>choo (you)
>soda (coke is coca-cola, ya fuckin' hick)
>nigga (colored people)
>i'm gonna (I'm going to)

>faggot (OP)
>mentally ill (liberals)
>trash (Europeans)
>freedom (America)

OP, I thought it was funny and good pacing.

>calling all pop coke

What the fuck is wrong with you?

>:^)
>"What the actual fuck"
>"how does that make you feel?"
>"BTFO"
>"ITS OVER X IS FINISHED"
>"AYY LMAO"
>"check em"
>"witnessed"
>"wew lad"
>”bαck to reddit!"
>"SWEDEN YES"
>"Godspeed user!"
>"manlets when will they learn..."
>"implying"
>"faggot"
>"AUTISM SPEAKS ITS TIME TO LISTEN"
>"sasuga user-kun "
>”NEVER EVER”
>”normies REEEEEEE”
>”I am you--but stronger. “
>”JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP“
>”Nigger, please”
>“RIP in peace”
>”my threads are doing ironman numbers”
>”Such a lust for memes…”
>”that is one spicy meme”
>”Who is this semen demon?”
>”What's going on in this thread?’
>”hello darkness my old friend “
>”DUDE WEED LMAO”
>”A FUCKING LEAF”
>”Pics or it didn't happen”
>”DELETE THIS! “
>”here's your (You)”
>”You have to be 18 years or older to browse Sup Forums son.”
>”Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever
again. “
>”nope.avi”
>”Marketers need to leave Sup Forums”
>”What went wrong?”
>”What's his problem?”
>”XXX part 2: electric boogaloo”
>”I want neo-Sup Forums to leave.”
>”What a time to be alive.“
>”haha xD epic.”
>”Really makes you think.”
>”THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN “
>”we did it reddit!”
>”This buzzword has lost all meaning.”
>”This is your X for tonight. “
>”Stop posting anytime.”
>”STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE! “

Personally I switch between coke and soda, but soda pop, or just pop sounds a little weird.

Ace! Excellent! Very good!
Arvo afternoon
Amber fluid : beer
Aussie : Australian
Beaut, beauty : great, fantastic
Big Mobs : loads, a lot of
Bloody : very
Bloody oath! : that's certainly true
Blue : argument/mistake
Bodgy : poor quality
Bonzer : great, ripper
Bottler : something excellent
Bottling :
his blood's worth: he's an excellent, helpful bloke
Buckley's chance :
(you've got) no chance
Bull dust : rubbish
Cactus : dead, broken
Cark it : to die, stop working
Chocka : full up
Click : kilometre - "it's 20 clicks away"
Come a gutser : a bad mistake or have an accident
Come good : turn out ok
Cooee, not within : figuratively a long way away
Cost big bikkies : expensive
Crack a fat : get an erection
Cream, to : defeat by a large margin
Cut snake :
(mad as a) very angry
Dead dingo's donger :
(as dry as a) dry
Deadset : true / the truth
Dingo's breakfast : no breakfast
Dinkum / fair dinkum : true, real, genuine
Dinky-di : the real thing, genuine
Docket : a bill, receipt
Doco : documentary
Drink with the flies : to drink alone
Dunny rat :
(cunning as a) very cunning
Exy : expensive
Fair dinkum : true, genuine
Fair go : a chance / break
Fair suck of the sav! : exclamation of wonder, awe, disbelief
Furphy : rumour
G'Day : hello!
Give it a burl : try it, have a go
Give it away : give up
Going off : good fun
Good oil : useful information, a good idea, the truth

Good onya : well done
Grouse : great, terrific
Heaps : a lot
Iffy : dodgy
It's gone walkabout : it's lost, can't be found
Kangaroos loose
in the top paddock : Intellectually inadequate
Kick the bucket : to die
Knock back : refuse
London to a brick : absolute certainty
Lunch :
(who opened their?) OK, who farted?
Mate's rate : cheaper than usual for a friend
Mate's discount : cheaper than usual for a friend
No worries! : no problem / its okay
Nun's nasty :
(as dry as a) very dry
Piece of piss : easy task
Pig's arse! : I don't agree
Plate, bring a : Instruction to bring a plate of food to a party
Pozzy : position
Quid, make a : earn a living
Rack off : get lost! get out of here!
Reckon! : for sure
Ridgy-didge : original, genuine
Right : okay
Ripper : Great
Rooted : ruined, broken
She'll be apples : It'll be all right
She'll be right : it'll be okay
Sparrows fart : dawn
Strewth : exclamation
Stoked : very pleased
Stuffed, I'll be : expression of surprise
Too right : definitely
Turps, hit the : go on a drinking binge
Zack, not worth a : not worth anything

>y'all
>howdy
>fixin' to
>used'ta could(used to be able to)
>champin' at the bit (eager, excited, impatient)
>right quick (quickly)
>colder'n a witches tittie in a brass bra (it's really cold)

Only ones I can think of right now. My family has alllllll sorts of colorful idioms and colloquialisms, but I'm plain tuckered out and should hit the hay before I have a conniption fit rather than sit up all night thinkin on it.

soda pop and pop are retarded. Fucking Richie Cunninghams.

...

Cuck.

>Soda pop
I bet you reckon Mary-Lee is gon mosey on down to talk to that handsome fella Jim Bob with the mighty large tractor.

Y'all sound positively cordial. But beware, sticky sweet words give me a case of the terribles.

It's chomping at the bit you inbred.

Those who dish out medicine must also be willing to take it. (Stfu you hard hat wearing commie)

>>coke
Fucking idiot. A coke is a specific soda, Coca-cola for short.

Well-uh-God damn! Shit, motherfuckin' niggers always on my huckin' lawn and shit! Piece of no-good fuckjuggling freaks in this 'ere country.

This, it makes me irrationally (Or maybe rationally) upset when people say Coke. It's not fucking Coke.

>>I'm a fucking Yankee who does not understand the point of this thread.

Sit down son, the adults are conversin.

It's conversating, retard.

> Piss Off (Shut Up/Fuck Off)

> Mong (Retard/Idiot)

> Wanker (Idiot)

> Tea (Dinner)

> It's Pretty Good (When describing something, it means it's amazing)

> I'm doing okay/I've been alright (Things are horrible)

> Jandals (Beach footwear)

> Togs (Male bathing gear)

> Piss (Alcohol)

>On The Dole (On Welfare)

> Knackered (Tired)

> Yeah, nah (I disagree with your suggestion)

> A Dairy (A Convenience Store)

I'm from the American West. You can drive hundreds of miles and hear the same accent. IWe sound like network news reporters. Only hicks in small towns have accents here and it feels forced. Most likely this is because everyone moves between cities in 2-5 years so no real dialects can form.

grammarist.com/usage/champing-chomping-at-the-bit/

en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/champ_at_the_bit#English
Always some asshole that thinks he needs to correct something that doesn't need correcting, that's okay.

Perhaps in the States. I've only ever heard chomping at the bit, and it's the British way of saying it as well.

hmmmmmmm...that really made me think

Underrated post

Can you vocaroo this please?

According to JewFeed (banned by Emperor Trump), "kerfuffle", "toque", "keener", "mickey" and "runners" are Canadian slang terms and nobody else uses these words.

Can any American brahs confirm this?

I know kerfuffle and mickey, the rest are greek

I use a few common in the south despite beIng a northerner, the only other one I can think of is Jewed (as in: Fucker just jewed me. You just got jewed) ex when someone gives a really shitty tip at the restaurant I work in. (Thankfully all the cooks/delivery guys/our boss are racist as well)

I'm pretty sure Jew associated with scamming is a universal concept

>Cunt's fucked: It's broken/He's of poor character

>Shit cunt: Person of poor character

>Sick cunt: Person you appreciate

>Dumb cunt: Someone who has made a mistake

>Funny cunt: Person who has amused you

>Filthy cunt: Sexually aggressive person

>Rich cunt: Middle class or higher person

>Get fucked: I don't believe you/I disagree

>Fuck off: I don't believe you/I disagree

>tfw live near Atlanta and have unconsciously adopted a lot of nigger speak into my casual language
There's something fun about mumbling "boy fuck mans talmbout bout joan this nih ahh", it's like a second language that only southeasterns can understand

Fucking retarded texan

>Inn'it
Isn't it

Thats really all i can think of at the moment. Im sure that if i had a conversation, i could pick a few more out

The only thing I say out of the ordinary is "peace" instead of "good-bye".

I hate it!

10/10

>pissed (for drunkenness)
>yakked and yolked (interchangeably means to be /fit/ or to excited about something)
>cheesed (to be high)
>prime (good or high-quality)
>a toe (a decent-sized or noticeable increment or something)
>______ looks like the Prophet Muhammad (something looks bad or unsavory)
A lot of people I'm friends with are starting to use British slang too which is weird.

I say "sody" instead of soda.

stay mad

HOWDY ! Why don't yall damn yankees come down here to Texas and have a coke with us. Were fixin to lynch a nigger and would appreciate your company

>yankees (anyone North of the Red River)

"Cokes" apply to all sodas but its is not used universally, yes it takes a certain cognitive dissonance to accept this but it still sounds better than "pop".

You're not welcome 'round these parts.

>chaps my ass : pisses me off

>shit-faced : beyond drunk

>hankering : wanting

>woulda,coulda : would have, could have (implied: if circumstances were different)

>reckon : think, feel, or observe
same as
>figure

> "boo-koo" (beaucoup) : many, lots, or much

Fake and gay.

You get angry at that? And I thought I had problems

Georgia fag, can confirm
>howdy
>ya'll
>fixin to
>pretty much using the suffix -in instead of -ing
>holler
>those people
>your kind
>right quick
>coon for raccoon and coons
>coonhounds (for racoon hunting dogs)
>dear lord
>son
>boy

Many people speak coherently and it can be pretty subtle but the colloquialisms still get used. I spruce it up when I need to for job purposes though

>nigger-rig (instead of jury rig, ie McGyvering shit)
>dickload (a lot of something)
>fuck-ton (same as above)
>soda (fucking self explanatory)
rest is the average southern californian slang, I suppose

Dank

"Dangarang"
>Florida
>Wanting to be Aussie

Sup bud. ( how are you doing? )
>replace bud with cunt if they are friends
Have good one ( have a good day )
>add cunt to the end if they are friends
Hey mate you wanna hang (do you want hang out sometime )
>replace mate with cunt if they are close friends
>cunt
>cunt

If be triggered too if I was a Yankee faggot. Kill yourself.

I hear all of these everyday here in California