Colloquialisms

Fake and gay.

You get angry at that? And I thought I had problems

Georgia fag, can confirm
>howdy
>ya'll
>fixin to
>pretty much using the suffix -in instead of -ing
>holler
>those people
>your kind
>right quick
>coon for raccoon and coons
>coonhounds (for racoon hunting dogs)
>dear lord
>son
>boy

Many people speak coherently and it can be pretty subtle but the colloquialisms still get used. I spruce it up when I need to for job purposes though

>nigger-rig (instead of jury rig, ie McGyvering shit)
>dickload (a lot of something)
>fuck-ton (same as above)
>soda (fucking self explanatory)
rest is the average southern californian slang, I suppose

Dank

"Dangarang"
>Florida
>Wanting to be Aussie

Sup bud. ( how are you doing? )
>replace bud with cunt if they are friends
Have good one ( have a good day )
>add cunt to the end if they are friends
Hey mate you wanna hang (do you want hang out sometime )
>replace mate with cunt if they are close friends
>cunt
>cunt

If be triggered too if I was a Yankee faggot. Kill yourself.

I hear all of these everyday here in California