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*sees your fart and raises you one shart*

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nevertheless,_she_persisted

fucking hell feminists are a cringey lot
literally the nerdy girls in school who haven't grown out of their child-like mentality and have an eternal victim complex from the bullying they got and bitterness that Chad never fancied her

100% chance your white

you can extend the strap length...

I like almost anybody in the Bible better than the Disciples. If you want to know the truth, the guy I like best in the Bible, next to Jesus, was that lunatic and all, that lived in the tombs and kept cutting himself with stones. I like him ten times as much as the Disciples, that poor bastard. I used to get in quite a few arguments about it, when I was at Whooton School, with this boy that lived down the corridor, Arthur Childs. Old Childs was a Quaker and all, and he read the Bible all the time. He was a very nice kid, and I liked him, but I could never see eye to eye with him on a lot of stuff in the Bible, especially the Disciples. He kept telling me if I didn’t like the Disciples, then I didn’t like Jesus and all. He said that because Jesus picked the Disciples, you were supposed to like them. I said I knew He picked them, but that He
picked them at random. I said He didn’t have time to go around analyzing everybody. I said I wasn’t blaming Jesus or anything. It wasn’t His fault that He didn’t have any time. I remember I asked old Childs if he thought Judas, the one that betrayed Jesus and all, went to Hell after he committed suicide. Childs said certainly. That’s exactly where I disagreed with him. I said I’d bet a thousand bucks that Jesus never sent old Judas to Hell. I still would, too, if I had a thousand bucks. I think any one of the Disciples would’ve sent him to Hell and all-and fast, too-but I’ll bet anything Jesus didn’t do it. Old Childs said the trouble with me was that I didn’t go to church or anything. He was right about that, in a way. I don’t.

Love Pastor Anderson

youtube.com/watch?v=Bb14sVbJ4fE

fucking hate donald skluntpfnumptydrumpcuntpf

Gambling is pretty fun

donald trump has done what he said he would and helped out the common man

Hey that's niagra falls you should of asked me to get drunk