2017

>2017
>still not having a gf

What's your excuse? You know you can't be single forever right?

i-i want a bf

>You know you can't be single forever right?
Yeah? Watch me, bitch.
._.

It's awesome being single with no subhuman woman to wreck your nerves and putting you through hell just for a few moments of heaven when you go down on that pussy.

I'm content with becoming a wizard in the future desu

been with this girl for 3 years now, she used to be super hot and fit now she's getting kinda fat

not sure what to do, I mean yeah I love her and shit but it CANNOT keep going, literally the first reason I was interested in her was for her good looks...

now she tells me BS like getting fatter when you feel comfortable and safe around someone, or when you feel loved..

fuck women who think they can just let themsevelves go like this in the name of love...

lmao no you're not

Because I most likely have avoidant personality disorder

I'm sorry user, there surely must be other issues along with that, but you're a bit of an asshole for thinking like that. Also, stop contradicting yourself.

>You know you can't be single forever right?

You underestimate my power

>Tfw no Russian gf

>You know you can't be single forever right?
Why not?

Maybe you should start doing more physical activities with her instead of being a lazy slob

This
Go to the gym with her

Or go hiking, swimming, running together etc. Just make it part of your normal relationship activities

girls are gay

I was genetically engineered to be a weapon of mass repulsiveness

I'm 23 and dating a 34 yrs old girl, I'm expecting it to last a year before I actually get to know someone of my age.

too hard on yourself

also women are %99 shallow cunts, so are most men but still, percentages matter

I'm gonna buy a surrogate womb because marriage in the 21st century isn't something that is realistic anymore.

i'm gay

I went to the mage school and all I learned was repel XX-chromosome aura.

Please give her a child

I like femboys and twinks so will most likely be either alone or have someone, who knows.

Have you ever had a girlfriend?

let ahmed fuck this whores. He love this.

do people really wear that

Rather not say

Those types of posts are just fucking annoying at this point.

>sweden

because
>i dont really leave my house too often
>im lazy, dont want to talk with people i dont care about

thats why

slow down, hot estonian kid.

I am ugly, poor, short, boring and my dick is about 12 cm.

but nevermind also the Crim is your.

Literally me, except my dick is even smaller than 12cm.

How funny.

what? you can take name the Duke of Crim now, becouse he is your. And all whores will be your becouse you are Duke of Crim.

I don't want to give up my wizard powers.

>You know you can't be single forever right?

Want to money on that?

I'm poor, ugly and autistic

You can find poor, ugly and autistic girl.

Even poor, ugly and autistic girls want to have rich, handsome and extravert boyfriends.

Maybe, but rich boyfriend dont want those girl.
And she want fuck.

not necessary rich and handsome but most not attractive girl can easily find at least an average looking guy (unless she is fat)

>And she want fuck.
she can be one of several fuckbuddies of some attractive guy though, she doesn't need to date an ugly loser to get sex

I have a very high standard on woman

well not like ugly boys aren't attracted to pretty girls too

the point it that an ugly girl has a very slim chance to get a pretty and social bf, regardless what she wants

but tbf actually ugly girls are often pretty bitter so you wll have a better chance with an average looking one

>pretty bf

What you talking about? No she dont.

eh single life is fine I like not having any confinements so I can play vidya and go on Sup Forums 10 hours a day but I was feeling less empty when I had gf so idk
hot
Stop being so insecure Ivan and Sergey

she can. i am not saying that hypothetical girl will certainly do it but she can

be gone T H O T

poor girls get to go to "free exclusive trips to Dubai" to be shat on by Emirati princes.
They come back traumatized and a bigger wreck than before

i know no attractive dudes who would fuck a bunch of uglies while also having a nice looking gf at the same time

I'm ugly, short, have combed legs, need glasses to see, also overweight and have a boring personality.

ok, whatever. all girls are whores who fucking with Chad this is the Law of Anonimus.

>tfw no gf

Why settle for sloppy 3DPD seconds when I can have a pure waifu?

>well not like ugly boys aren't attracted to pretty girls too

I wouldn't mind to have even 4/10 gf, desu.

give foto that girl.

Having a gf makes me feel bad when I sleep around with múltiple women.
Gfs are for insecure betas Who want to decirte their megre acceso to the vaginal jew.

am i the only american on Sup Forums this morning

also nice bait thread, dont need a gf

Yes, you are last one now Kim destroed other.

I'd rather kill myself than dating a girl lower than 7/10

give foto of girl who look like 7/10 in your opinion Hunz. Also Hunz or Gunz what is right?

I can't find any. All the photos of girls I found by request "an average girl" are at least 7/10 and above.

Why?

Because average girls are attractive.

>Because average girls are attractive.
Is this average girl on foto? Jes Crist, who is good girl for norg then?

- autism
- only interested in things on the computer, don't want to do other things the majority of the time

I am handsome, so if not for these things I could probably get a gf pretty easily. As it is, I will die alone.

if I found a girl who was very low maintenance and didn't care about sex it could work out I suppose, but so far haven't found.

search to request ugly girl then.

>average

The girl on this photo is not average, she's very attractive, 8 maybe even 9 of 10.

Why not, I don't wanna fuck ugly girls

Hot? Nah bro.

begone thots

I'm not lesbian and 2D is superior

maybe she has a little autistic look but she's very attractive.

that's seriously average here. SO many girls who look like that.

>tfw super nice and successful butterface gf
not sure if I should be happy and the body game is pretty nice

>tfw face guy suffering in silence

scandinavia is heaven. rich as hell, liberal and filled with beautiful whores

Most girls look good, as long as they're not fat and take care of their skin.
And I think she's pretty much average. Although some people like the athletic build a lot, and may therefore consider her above average. It's subjective, to a certain degree. Though I also think there are some objective traits that are considered attractive. Like symmetry.

No, I requested foto girl not her ass only. Or maybe face of girl isnt important for... Fuck. You are Hanz, Gunz, Huns or what? How is right?

>liberal
nothing good about that
>beautiful whores
they are not bad but still overrated imo. many germanic women have masculine faces

i didn't ask you, pootinshill

We're not that liberal.

And some stupid bastards yet tell what slavs girls are most beautiul.

You should aske me because I'm an expert when it comes to women
you faggot

I am an egoistical dick who can't stand being with another person everyday for more than a week.
No girl deserves my shit.

>tfw no kazakh gf

Yes that's why German men import Slavic girls en masse

>polish, ukrainian, russian girls
good taste

of course slavic women are more beautiful in average, this is not what i was talking about

>Yes that's why German men import Slavic girls en masse
Becouse are they less beautiful than norg? Doiches love ugly girls?

My autism prevents me from ever having a girlfriend.

Do like Hunz. Import girl from somewhere.

they reject me even if they say they like me
what do Sup Forums

I am married with 3 kids, no time for a gf.

Rape them

I can and I will, fuck off normie

just be yourself

haha just kidding

work out and make friends with chad

stop caring about what others might think of you

don't treat women like they are some kind of goddess

get a high paid job (it's never too late for college)

Are You married with 3 kids? Pedofile, pedofile! Catch him!

THIS.