2017

>Tfw no Russian gf

>You know you can't be single forever right?
Why not?

Maybe you should start doing more physical activities with her instead of being a lazy slob

This
Go to the gym with her

Or go hiking, swimming, running together etc. Just make it part of your normal relationship activities

girls are gay

I was genetically engineered to be a weapon of mass repulsiveness

I'm 23 and dating a 34 yrs old girl, I'm expecting it to last a year before I actually get to know someone of my age.

too hard on yourself

also women are %99 shallow cunts, so are most men but still, percentages matter

I'm gonna buy a surrogate womb because marriage in the 21st century isn't something that is realistic anymore.