Powerful Joe Rogan at 23 years old age had already been a comedian for 8 years, a state champion and black belt in Tak Won Do, and had connections in Hollywood.
Have you YOU achieved at 23 years + ?
Powerful Joe Rogan at 23 years old age had already been a comedian for 8 years, a state champion and black belt in Tak Won Do, and had connections in Hollywood.
Have you YOU achieved at 23 years + ?
I friendzoned two girls last year. Two HOT girls you bunch of thirsty motherfuckers
nobody is funny until they turn 26, at least
>black belt in Tak Won Do
You say that like it's some impressive feat
Joe Rogan refused to smoke Marijuana for 10 years because he was a straight edge faglord that wanted a pure body for Tae Kwon Do.
It wasn't until Joey Diaz date raped him with goobies that he became a self proclaimed intellectual
I won a book mark design contest in grade school
At least I'm not a retard like Joe Rogan
How do you approximate that
Im not a manlet with no hair, check mate.
>was a manlet
he was an underachiever in life
Rogan still isn't funny at almost 50.
I finger banged your dad
HELLO, FREAK BITCHES!
That grasshopper is a gangster.
Second place in the 7th grade spelling bee.
Checkmate atheists.
its neato that joe rogan gets alot of attention on this board
glad i can memes about him with others
big fan of his
not being a manlet i had achieved no need to overcompensate, unlike joe "shortdick" rogaine
I had a growth spurt to be over 5'6 when I was just 15
U frustrated?
i have a max level char in swtor
My name is in the Acknowledgements section of a paper that was accepted into the scientific journal "Nature."
:swtor
weeeew
TRAIN BY DAY
>watched his podcast for 15 minutes
>heard him use a 4 syllable word.
It was impressive.
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holy shit you can't sweat in swtor? i had no idea. that's creepy.
I don't understand why he's so involved in UFC?
It would be more understandable if he stuck to the BJJ or Judo scene, but clearly he can see that ufc is bullshit.
everything this man has put his mind to he has been successful
>Tak won do
>comedy
>Sitcom TV (News Radio)
>Reality TV (Fear Factor)
>MMA comentary
>Podcasting
>Owns a successful supplement company
>Life (ripped as fuck millionaire, happily married with 3 children, hangs out with Joe Diaz and Eddy Bravo on a daily basis)
thats why you losers hate him
Old Rogan podcasts are maximum levels of comfy
Jim Bruer was a great fucking guest, i fucking miss that seeing that guy.
I don't know why people rag on joes standup, his special was actually pretty good.
Specially compared to the garbage we have these days.
I'm only 20, will get right on achieving those things
Starting tomorrow
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I wish Redban never left. He was a thorn in Baby Rogan's pwecious ego.
25 and have done nothing but rack up a handful of credits at university. Still over a year out from any kind of degree too
>**sucks your dick**
Redban was an autist, m8
Literally everything he said had nothing to do with the conversations
>Do you think Will Ferrell had Ferrell cats?
>"Ferrell cats" get it?
Fuck off, Redban
I smoked a lot of kuuuush lmao
I achieved a height greater than 5ft 8 so I win.
Currently 30
I have achieved ten years of continuous NEETing and shitposting and still managed to move out and become financially independent before 30.
It was close though
>see joe rogan at the irvine improv
>his show sucks
>keep drinking to wash the cringe away
>in drunken haze decide fuck it, lets take a picture with him after the show
>he stands next to me, only up to my shoulder (i'm 5'11)
fucking manlet dude,
i'm 29 and I failed my written driving test 3 times when I was 20 so I gave up, I was always off by one or two questions. Now I walk everywhere like Jesus did.
I'm 31 married, have my own bussiness, currently buying real state and enjoying my hobbies like playing guitar, video games and movies (I have time cause no kids), I use to be a neet but thanks to Rogan's advise I'm no longer a loser
is greg fitzsimmons the best guest?
>31
>no kids
loser
kids are annoying shits and my life is pretty full
>Have you YOU achieved at 23 years + ?
jerked off over 17,000 times
At 24:
>started a company with two others which will have >1 million dollars in revenue this year
>fit - train 3 times a week and do bouldering
>have a masters degree
>own an apartment
>aryan GF who votes right-wing (in my country)
I'd say I'm ok
>do bouldering
HOW DARE YOU
wow all that achievement AND being a giant tool moron. That definitely is phenomenal
m8 im high on that dank and listening to Rogan podcast with Stephen Crowder
Besides, I'm not from the US, im from the first world
WHEN
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I promise anyone reading this if they read it in rogans voice, you will here "look that shit up" come out of your subconscious uninvited at the end
Just when I fall down one Rogan rabbit hole you autists manage to open up a portal that CANNON BALLS me in another. I can't stop thinking.
t. Paul of Tarsus
Rogan is love Rogan is life
But i like him
Hello, me.
>happily married with 3 children
You mean
>happily married with his wife's 3 daughters
im 26, i have achieved nothing worth mentioning in my life
>o well, nothing really matters
Where's the delicious Rogan pasta? You know the one.
i managed to have two tugs back to back no letting go
grow up son