WOW DUDE

WOW DUDE
GOD IS A BLACK DUDE
WOAH

Made me think.

Morgan freeman is one of those guys that transcends race like Denzel and Samuel Jackson so it doesn't really matter

This triggers Sup Forumsacks

nobody cared when it came out

Samu L. Jackson is a complete nigger

The first humans were black so yeah maybe

He's not black tho

Not to me they dont

Sam Jackson is full blooded nigger

Go watch lake view terrace

He has the voice for it

This movie came out before you were born, underage b&s

I remembered thinking this was really edgy when it came out.

I actually asked my priest if it was a good idea to watch it...pls dont laugh these were different times

>virgin mary got blacked
>joseph is literally cuck
>jesus christ is wife's son

Samuel L Jackson's whole thing is being a loud shouty black man.

What you mean is "I've seen him in enough movies that I don't feel threatened by the sight of him"

wtf? It literally was a pro-god, pro-christian movie, why would you think it was edgy?

Don't you have some penguins to take care of, Jim?

>threatened
Why the fuck would anyone feel threatened by seeing SLJ in the movie, the hell are you talking

Mary was BLACKED while Joseph watched

No I was saying that that user is threatened by the sight of most black men, but not SLJ because he's so familiar.

he is probably a casual racist

Because God was black...

...I'm from a very small town, man

>get super powers
>give people resources instead of fucktarded wishes.
>do better than black janitor god
>movie deleted

>Wow. Skin color. So important.

>pro-god
>pro-christian

You clearly have not a fucking clue of what you are talking about.

Forget it Jake, he's an impotent cuck.

Isn't it just a matter of perception? Maybe God looks like Morgan Freeman because that's how we would imagine God's voice.

Remember when nobody gave a shit that they cast a black actor as god? Good times.

>implying the entire south doesnt sperg out everytime something like that comes out.

>First man was black
>God made man in his image

Makes perfect sense

Go back to if you want to discuss identity politics.

They don't. Or didn't at least. Stop talking out of your ass.

>muh tolerant bible belt.
>wanting black god
fuck off.

Nice try, Reddit.

>Implying God is a nice old man at all

People wanting God portrayed as a kind old man don't deserve any better

this

He has that "voice of authority" which is why they have him do narrations

When did you realize Morgan freeman was a bad actor and has been completely carried by his voice his whole career?

yeah but it's a great voice

The first human were not black, retard. This is like saying modern man came from monkeys when in all actuality they just share a common ancestor

That's way more decent that being a booming voice from a beam of light that scares the fuck out of you, or just a burning bush

god has no race or gender

He's not a bad actor, he just wouldn't be anything special without the voice. But he does have it, so he's set for life.