Have you ever had any SEXUAL experiences in a Cinema Theatre?

Have you ever:

>had a blowjob
>fingered someone
>groped
>kissed
>sex
>stroking
>touching up

What are your cinema sexual experiences? In the 90's I fingered a girl during the spoon scene in the Matrix.

When i watched avatar this slag gave me a blowjob. I was just sitting back with my 3d glasses on.

Yes to all besides sex and blowjob

I don't remember the ending of the Mist at all so when you guys post the picture of the monster I'm always confused.

Only films I've fooled around to
Atonement
American gangster
Stardust
TGWTDT
Too many for me to remember

Btw they have IR cameras in the theaters. They can see everything.

Other films*

I walked past a hot chick at Rogue One. Does that count?

I held a girls hand it the cinema last sunday. It felt pretty soft but not as soft as an asian girls hands but I don't live in asia so I shouldn't be too picky.

I gave my boyfriend a handjob before. I think an old lady saw me doing it.

One word: Crab legs.

>getting your delicates out near so many cinema falcons

i would never risk it

Better than most people here.

Me and my girlfriend went to see Suicide Squad a few months ago. It was the late show in the middle of the week, the theatre was almost empty. We gave ourselves manual pleasure. A nice experience...

>Have you ever had any SEXUAL experiences
No

When I drove her home she talked about her changing to a different kind of contraceptive so I think I'm going to lose my virginity soon.

Neither in a cinema theatre nor in any place

Hello m'lady :^)

Are you in London by chance?

Do porno theaters count?

No

I go to cinema to watch fucking kino not to grope sluts

Good thing it never happened near me or I'd lose my fucking shit at these goddamn plebs

Desu holding hands and having my arm on her shoulder is as far as it's gonna go.

Fucking hate the idea of watching a movie just to have sex. Say that you want to have sex if you want to have sex, when I watch a movie I watch the fucking movie because I like movies.

Saw this in a movie. Does this work?

I fingered a girl as she jerked me off during Resident Evil Apocalypse and I had sex during Charlie's Angels Full Throttle.

You bet your ass I saw it. I dusted off some cobwebs while I watched, if you catch my meaning.

what are some movies with sexual scenes in a movie theatre?

An old lady felt my bottle of piss hit her foot and picked it up and screamed. I consider this losing my virginity.

This one is called Diner.

I did at the Sarasota porn theater. I tried to get out of it by doing a children's benefit to take care of it but it didn't work.

I'm touched to know that I was your first.

T. Old lady

My boyfriend fingered my pussy once watching the Godfather. The thrill of it made me so wet.

>Letting some rando give you a blowy joey in a dark theater

That's a good way to catch AIDS.

It wasn't funny the first time you posted it and it sure as hell wasn't funny the second time.

Which Godfather?

I guy jerked off in my direction in the men's bathroom of a movie theatre once, I'm told this is how gay guys come on to one another in those situations. Suffice to say, I wasn't impressed. Faggot must've been 4"

just a handjob and fingering pussy

felt pretty awkward since i was sure people could see what we were doing

Pissed in a cup while watching The Waterboy. Threw the piss on to a woman

Part 1

>Me on the right

...

That's no way to talk to your grandmother, Daniel. Apologize.

Holy shit this is really weird, this has been my problem all week
I went on a date with my girlfriend who got bladderred and kept trying to suck me off in the theatre (which was completely empty), then in the end she got on top of me and fucked me till I came
Then she threw up in a bag and we had to just leg it

I've been scared about if I'm banned or not because my dad wants to go watch rogue one before it's taken off and I don't want to be denied in front of him

My friend got beaten up and given a swirlie at Terminator 4. He said they also stuck their cocks in his mouth.

Groped my first gf titty under her bra while watching a Harry Potter movie.

i remember that fucking movie but can't remember the name
some autist turns into a woman and jumps from his balcony twice because first time didn't do enough

the swirlie was made up, your friend just sucked two cocks in a movie theatre bathroom
they might have slapped him a few times because he's a bottom bitch, but that's all and I'm sure he loved it

Failed the penis inspection last week and was paired up with some of the other singles. Had to give out handjobs or I'd be looking at a 25 year sentence to the cinema mines.

Never received any though.

He was literally gay and his parents sent him to a Christian pray the gay away camp.

and?

Nope and never will.

Sex is already shitty enough in a private room with a bed if your girl isnt good at sex.

Getting some half assed handy or bj is fucking pointless.

Nobody gives a shit that you are having sex, and at worst you can get charged with a sex crime and become a sex offender.

Just fuck in the bathroom of a mall or a party if you are looking for that thrill.

You can actually have semi-decent sex in there and possibly bust a nut rather than the inevitable blue balls youd get in the theater.

And most importantly you paid 20 bucks to see a movie and you arent paying attention.

ridiculous

blow job at the movie Delivery Man starring the goat.

btw weirdest family night of my life!

Just held hands really.

Groped my Fiance's boobs when we went to see La La Land though. Cinema was pretty empty and wanted to see how she'd react. She just kinda smiled at me and rested her head on my shoulder.

amazing film btw.

In 1972?

I went to see 2001 at a cinemark last year and it was pretty crowded. This tumblr girl and her numale bf sitting in front of me folded down extra seats, laid down together, and started fucking during HAL's death scene. It was loud, squishy with lots of giggling and stuff. I have never been angrier in my life. I will never go to a movie theater ever again. That was last march. If they hadn't been underage I would have assaulted the bf.

what a coincidence! I went on date with some hipster girl while we went to go see 2001 or whatever? I was getting my dick wet while some dude died in the movie. It was so fucking sick! some fat faggot was breathing hard while he was looking at us. lol poor dude

My grandpa fingered my asshole as he jerked off during Oogieloves. He was very drunk. It was the worst 27th birthday ever.

Should have set your falcon on them desu.

No. Maybe I wouldn't have stopped leaving my house if that kind of shit ever happened to me.

pretty sad, surely there better movies he could have chosen

>Nope and never will

You could have just stopped there.

>watch Tarkovsky's Stalker at the movie club
>we're the only ones there
>gf keeps sliding her hand up my leg and trying to grab my dick
>have to push her away every 10 minutes
>get angry that she isn't paying attention

Really ruined my kino experience.

Sorta. I do this thing where I simulate the sex noises when a scene comes on, even if the movie has the sounds. I just adjust my voice, depending on the scene. People seem to really like it.

He wanted to say no while reasoning his forced virginity away in a holier-than-thou way.

They show it annually at a local theater along with other old classics.

Did a shit on a wee lad and his mum during RotS. I had tummy rumbles and tried getting out of the row but the cunts wouldn't move. I sharted all over the little twat and his minging mum through me knickers and tearaways. I was wee meself so they hosed me off half naked out back by the bins and me mum cried and wouldn't stop apologizing. Think it gave me a fetish or summat.

shut the fuck up you goddamn animal i can't believe i have to share a board with subhumans

I sucked my own cock in a porno booth a few times, does that count?

This actually happened to me a few times, I wouldn't care if it was some star wars flick but cmonn we can fuck literally any other time

the first night with the first girl i ever did shit with. she was still dating a 90 pound rat looking cuck at the time, I took her to see Batman v Superman and rubbed all up in her thighs the entire film

Made my exgf come to The Master in a cinema full of old people
Got blown by the same during Only God Forgives. Nearly lost my erection when Ryan Gosling imagines getting his arms cut off.
After Blue is the Warmest Colour we entered somebody's garden and I fucked up against a wall of the house next to a window where I could see an old guy reading by the fire. We didn't do anything during the movie or talked afterward, but she was soaking wet when I pulled those panties down.
Good memories, I miss her.

man up and go get denied. fucking pussy

You bet your ass I saw it. I dusted off some cobwebs while I watched, if you catch my meaning.

Fuck you cunt the fuck did I do I was just a wee lad and now I like to be sprayed with the hose fucking fight me cunt.

shouldnt you be in bed you bong or bogan or whatever subterranean dwelling race you are? get out of here you fucking gypsy vermin, fucking puke eating street urchin pigfucker

Did that camp work?

Because I might have to grab the clamps.

I'LL FUCK YOUR DA IN FRONT OF YA YEH WEE SHITE CUNT YEH

Sure. In fact

>My buddy Jeff asks me for tips on how to have sex in the movies since I did it before.
>Tell him to pick up a late night showing of a movie that's already been out for a while, to reduce the chances of a crowded place.
>Time passes.
>Decide to catch a late-night of some movie that's been out for a while.
>Small town, only one big theater.
>Enjoying myself.
>Hear rustling in the back. Definitely someone getting frisky.
>Remember Jeff.
>Shit, is that Jeff fucking his gf in the back?
>Can't focus on the movie, all my attention is on the likely possibility it's Jeff having sex in the back row.
>Hear moans that sound distinctively like his girlfriend's.
>Fuck this, I'm out.
>Nope'd the fuck outta there.

I dunno. I lost contact with him. He also had really bad birth deformities (one ball, unnaturally high voice) and was an all around weirdo. His mom was in a porno too.

>ywn have a friend whose mom was in a porn
Fuck.

>Not going to the back and helping Jeff fill her holes

What are you fuckin gay dude?

>His mom was in a porno too.

Link it.

I don't remember the title but it was about lesbian nuns who have sex in a convent and it was made in the late 80s.

>Go to the theater alone
>Straight from work
>Late night showing
>Theater is empty
>Take my work shirt off outside of stall, it's the men's room anyway
>A girl got mixed up and was in one of the stalls thinking she was in the women's bathroom
>She comes out while I'm shirtless
>I'm moderately /fit/, but nothing impressive
>She gets flustered, things get awkward as fuck, she bolts out of there while I scram to put my shirt on.
>Later walk into the theater
>As fate would have it, she's seated next to me
>She recognizes me
>I recognize her
>There's some awkward tension going on
>Try to break the ice
>Rationalize the best way to go about it is through humor
>Joke that she didn't wash her hands
>I'veMadeATerribleMistake.avi
>She looks mortified, shuffles a bit and changes seats

That is the extent of my movie theater sexual experience.

I fucked a girl at the drive-in during a triple feature of Olympus Has Fallen, Iron Man 3 and some other film. I remember us stopping during Olympus Has Fallen because we were laughing at how the dad from American Horror Story was trying to act.

I think I was eating her out for a lot of Olympus Has Fallen and got around to fucking proper come Iron Man 3 because we had already seen it and weren't into watching it again. Then we won the free pizza they raffle off between the second and third movie because it is one of those sorts of drive-ins; so we just rolled down the windows to get rid of the fuck fumes and ate pizza on the roof of her van while watching what I think was a horror flick.

Was a pretty good night all things considered. Definitely the most fun we had fucking throughout the relationship. Shame she turned out to be an absolute psycho, but still.

Pizza was pretty good.

>had a blowjob
no
>fingered someone
no
>groped
no
>kissed
yes
>sex
no
>stroking
yes
>touching up
yes

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That's a quick ticket to Hell.

Oh my fucking God

I fingered my ex and discovered, at the same time, that pussy is located waaay lower than a penis.

I got laid at the drive-in a few times. In fact I'm pretty sure one of my kids was conceived during Revenge of the Sith. Thanks Lucas you fuckin prick.

what is this image from?

I used to work in a small (2 screen) cinema. There was me, a manager who never left his office and two female colleagues. The girls would take shifts about to work the food stand and the other would handle the screens with me. Basically found myself fucking whatever one was on with me while the movie's were on. The next day the other. They didn't even realise what was going on until about 6 months later. Kek.

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Yeah, they were really odd about the religious stuff.

That sounds like a really comfy and sexy gig, but I don't believe you.

yeah, sure

I'm almost certain you got this from Closely Watched Trains.

All except beej and sex

I ate my gf's ass during Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties.

There was a weird time in my life where I figured if I pushed the boundaries to the limit, no one would believe it if people found out what I did.

>be me
>bring Hennessy to ever after
>my date gives me a hand job while I get drunk
>leave half-way through
>smoke a joint in the ally
>date comes out
>we drop a tab
>walk to a near by park and swing for an hour
>have sex in the bushes
>crash on the floor of an abandoned art gallery full of mannequins

Work the next day was hell, but I was the boss so no one cared.

I sniffed the hair of the girls that were sitting in front of me, came on the back of their seat, then sniffed their seats after they left and came on the floor after Pacific Rim. Movie was shit btw.

It sounds better written down. One was plain. The other one had a cute body but has a squint, and not the cute kind that goes in the way.

You're right, that ruins it. There's nothing more disgusting than a plain woman. I'm surprised you even told us.