You're at the squiggly show and this old guy in the seat next to you starts trying to tell you about some old sith legend. How do you get out of it WITHOUT hurting his feelings. ?
You're at the squiggly show and this old guy in the seat next to you starts trying to tell you about some old sith...
I arrest him in the name of democracy.
I begin warning him about the implications of a communication disruption
ironic
Show him this
Start playing my DS.
He's the senate though
It's rudeness then
What what did you say? About Breivik's manifesto?
>I said it's a pathway to many abilities some consider...unnatural
>Implying I'd want to get out of it
>Implying I wouldn't sit there for hours listening to this great man talk about irony as we trip balls watching a colossal conception-based lightshow
Start sucking his dick
>first mention of the emperor in ANH is him dissolving the senate
>he is the senate
>its a metaphor for abandoning the ego in the pursuit of enlightenment
bravo lucas
Fuck yes. That Galactic-level banter when Vader is not around to ruin the mood with his weeabo helmet and asthma.
Being in Sheev's entourage would have been fucking comfy.
HUGE titted Twi'leks on tap, as well. And the best fucking spice. GOAT blue milk. I mean, you just know.
Finally a useful answer
this tbf
Anakin is qt but this is the Supreme Chancellor of the Galaxy.
You probably have to pay the GDP of a small planet just to be put on the waiting list to suck this guy's dick.
His every erection would planned and taken care of with like a six month lead time.
He has probably had chicks on his penis that we can't even concieve of with our mortal minds.
...
Chancellor Sheev: Pimp
This 2bh
But not like some kinda San Fran fag tho, suck it like a man
place my bucket of crab legs at my feet then turn 360 degrees and walk away
Well, no, in this case he's just a very high profile client.
The connotation of the word 'Pimp' with Success has always confused me. Must be an American thing.
>He has probably had chicks on his penis that we can't even concieve of with our mortal minds.
...
>Anakin, did I ever tell you how Darth Plagueis the wise could stop pregnant women from dying like in that dream you haven't told me about?
>He was a good friend.
its a black male thing
I seriously DIED and then was reborn from laughing so hard at "autistic screeching" and I can't even explain why I find that funny.