Midichlorians

>Midichlorians

What the fuck

Who thought this was a good idea?

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George.

No one had the balls to tell him how retarded that is?

>g-gee mr. lucas this sure does sound like a stupid idea
>gets fired

>Surrounds himself by Yes men so he can butcher his own movies
It's not even fucking pottery at this point

> Hey Yoda. It's Qui Gon. Listen, you know how you sent me on an important but supposedly fairly simple mission to Naboo? Anyway, I'm on a completely different planet and Naboo is being taken over as we speak. Yep, I've fucked up pretty bad. But, I've met some kid who I think should become a Jedi. Um, no, he's past that age. Um, no, he's not free to go, he's actually property of someone else. Don't worry though, I'm going to risk the entire mission as well as the safety of the Queen of Naboo in a convoluted bet to win his freedom.

> What scientific evidence to I have to back up my claim he should be a Jedi? Absolutely none. None whatsoever. Um, I think he's like strong in the Force n sheiit. Yeah, I know, it would be useful if in the thousands of years Jedi have existed if we had found some method of measuring someone's Force potential. But we don't want to trigger autists in a galaxy far far away a long time from now.

The OG made a lot of fans turn to religion and well the jews in charge of hollywood couldn't allow that again so forced George to shit all over it.

Explain in five words or less why midichlorians are bad.

You can't.

How many Midichlorians does she have?

Lucas is a fucking nigger

It is simply fucking retarded

More than 12 Master Yodas.

>8 years later
>prequel defenders are still mad

Based RLM, working the nostalgic children.

It supposedly ruins the spirituality aspect of star wars

Pointless retcon that rapes lore.

It adds quantifiable powerlevels.

>yfw they sneak midichlorians into the new canon

>midicholarians are just parasites that live in people that are very attuned with the force
>omg FUCK LUCAS

Demystifies the force for plotting.

Have your powers doubled since we last met?

youtube.com/watch?v=HMUKGTkiWik

>nah jk its just alien bacteria from the Force Planet™

>tfw dbz is more popular than the vastly superior original db

Everybody loves powerlevels.

It's redpilled, only through superior genetics can the one become Ubermensch with the force.

No one gets Midichlorians. They don't ruin the spiritual aspect of the movies because they were simply the measure of life, which is the force itself. They were just very poorly explained

>calls up yoda
>quigon, fuck the shut up, powerful force concentration near you are, that nigga get and here bring.

>simply the measure of life
What about, you know, like cells? Like, people have cells, and body and blood so they are alive? Like would that work?

No one cares that you jerk off to Bulma

Must have watched some very stupid media and wanted to make the force tangible.

When did he have his son anyways? It seemed very DBZ-like and nobody wanted that as a fan. We like the mystery as to why somebody could be more powerful than another person.

Well, then we STILL want to know why Rey was able to take on Ren so easily. Even injured, that guy could stop a blaster shit right in front of his face earlier in the movie. That's goddamn insane.

Then he totally loses his ability later in the film. If we know anything about the Sith, lack of emotional control actually makes them much more powerful.

In other words, I want an explanation in the next movie. Who the hell is Rey? Why does she know what she does and why was she able to draw upon the force so easily? There's a reveal in there somewhere that we both want and don't want towards the end of the second movie.

She'll probably learn that she's the daughter of some very powerful Sith lord.

>the force has a genetic component since RotJ established it run's through blood lines
>midichlorians somehow ruins it

but why?

>People complaining about something that doesnt make sense in a movie about planet destoying lasers and ninja space wizards

God you people are pathetic

That was all George bud!

>If we know anything about the Sith
Kylo is not a sith though.

Lets assume the midichlorian microbes create an energy field that can be bent and manipulated making the force, well the question is what the fuck is this energy field in the first place and why do only the midichlorians have this ability?

Because its bullshit thats why absolute fucking bullshit to the highest. Unless the magic bacteria came from another universe the operates on different laws of physics its absolute crap explanation behind the force.

Now energy fields are possible in our world but that requires nanotechnology and bacteria are microscopic so assuming you put some bacteria together they create a new type of mass particle that compacts together to form an energetic form of strange matter its all bullshit.

If Padme starts with no midichlorians, but than Anakin cums inside her, does she pick up some midichlorians? How many times must he come inside before Padme becomes a Jedi?

>How many Midichlorians does she have?
all of them

Maybe the Star Wars universe has midicholrians instead. Maybe they are a type of cell which just happens to preside in those stronger with the force. Use your imagination nigga

the force is strong in my FAMILY

gee I wonder if there is some kind of genetic component...

How the shit do midichlorians cause the Force Ghost phenomenon?

Yes, he's a new thingy that has the exact same qualities of the Sith but we don't call it that

Precisely.

starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Midi-chlorian

They literally cause the Force. This is still in the Disney canon.

What's the point though?

so you could just extract them from someone, like extracting blood, and give someone force powers, via midichlorian transfusion?

So some unique cells that can secrete oil, these cells bundle into a special gland into your hands that is activated by brain message, so you now have the power to leak oil from your hand.

So what about energy fields?

Well the only energy field that makes sense is electricity so you would need a new type of cell that can converted chemical reactions into electrical energy then somehow make that electricity extend from your body.

Im sorry this is complete nonsense.

He's right, he just explained it poorly

That would be unnatural and risky.

Much better to have people drink jedi cum until they develop force sensitivity.

>Even Master Yoda doesn't have a midi-chlorian count that high!

Yoda is powerful because MIDICHLORIANS

LMOFA

if you assume that midichlorians are a byproduct of force sensitivity and not its cause then they make sense and not shit on previous mythology

Fuck I hate this fanbase so much.

ITS JUST MADE UP MAGIC.
ITS FANTASY ITS NOT REAL.

Fun fact: It's actually explained quite clearly in Episode 1 that midichlorians are what allow people to interact with the force. Nowhere is it said to be what the force actually is, or where it comes from. In fact, George first mentioned midichlorians and what they are as far back as 1977, when Star Wars was first released, so if anything they have always existed.

People who say midichlorians ruin the force because they ruin the "mystical" aspect of it are just parroting the opinions of RLM and Reddit. Ironically, these same people probably praise Disney Star Wars, which actually did ruin the force by making it come from a literal tree.

I hate you people and Lucas. If I had enough bullets I'd send you all to the shadowrealm.

Then why bring up such a concept in the first place?

>Anakin did you ever wonder why our ships are able to travel the speed of light?
>It's all because we have harnessed the power of matter and antimatter reactions cooled by plasma etc etc

who fucking cares? This is supposed to be a character driven story. Instead this radical new concept is introduced clumsily and then never mentioned again despite being the basis for a whole lot of stuff.

When the Jedi council was saying
>The darkside clouds everything so our clairvoyance is gone and we are being deceived

Did Sheev just use his midichlorians to spike their drinks or something?

negro if the microscopic organisms are what cause people's ability to interact with the force, and there's no other way to interact with the force, they are, functionally, the source and cause of the force.

I just imagined you angrily typing this incoherent post while shaking with rage over an old movie about space wizards and laughed out loud. thanks user, you made me feel better with myself.

negrito what if they are a byproduct of interacting with a force, not actual cause of it?

>if the wifi receivers are what cause computers ability to interact with the wifi, and there's no other way to interact with the wifi, they are, functionally, the source and cause of the internet.
do you see how dumb this shit you wrote is?

underrated

lack of hatred.

>thetans
>this is what george lucas actually believes

If midichlorians runs in the blood, then she doesn't get any of them.

Because magic just makes much more sense right?

>Great Warrior? Wars not make one great.
>Many Midichlorians do. Yes. Good friends, they are.

so maybe the chinese force guy from rogue one was apparently like 3 midichlorians away from getting into the jedi temple? lol

>that chinese dude
Ruined more the movie for me than Felicity Jones.

>qt british actress with nice bum
>ruined the movie

You say what?

...

Someone post that pic of """""qt""""" Felicity Jones

>not realizing that the prequels are a collective masterpiece as a giant fuck you to the hardcore fans

George never wanted to do Empire. The saga should have only been one movie and George could have gone on and become an even better director in the 80s.
Instead his large stake in the series and the fact that it made money fast and greatly meant a lot was on the line.

Lucas, along with Hal Ashby and Francis Coppola, had the best consecutive streak of good films in the 70s.

A FUCKING TREE

Pft the human holocaust, kid?

Oh please nobody watching DC is jerking it off to Bulma When loli Chi Chi is running around in a skimpy bikini

So he's the Hideo Kojima of movies?

Well, knowing how embarassingly patronizing modern Star Wars is, they'll probably make her the most powerfullest, specialist, awesomist radical but-kicking Jedi of all time!

>she only looks bad in one pic
>this means she's ugly

>one pic
>ONE pic
>ONE

NIGGA

fucking disney

Hideo is a visionary that's so far up his own ass to make anything coherent and logically playable. The fans are hat are keeping him alive but they're so deluded, thinking his work is "groundbreaking".

The idea was in a Star Wars glossary book he wrote in the 70s (I think before ESB) and it's not what gives one the force they're an organism attracted to it.

Of course most everyone here only thinks they were introduced in episode 1 thanks to RLM

Well duh. The stakes are higher. The tournies were fun but nothing as great as the Android saga that leads into the Cell saga.

Why has nobody checked these quads of truth?

>thanks to RLM

Everyone thinks they were introduced in Episode 1 because most people don't read "glossary books" you dumb faggot.

it's been explained multiple times in this thread alone the idea has been around since 77.

You've had 20 years to learn that it wasn't introduced in episode 1 but you're still here claiming "durrrp it ruins the mysticism".

You're either a RLM drone or too lazy to research something before bitching about it at length.

Pick your poison you shitskin coonwaffle

I thought not canon anymore...

That was my first post in the thread. I just felt like calling you a dumb faggot because you are one. Most people don't give a single fuck about anything outside of the films, and especially not glossary books. It has nothing to do with RLM.

Midichlorians are still canon. They were never not canon, because Phantom Menace and the prequels were always canon.

Not necessary. We have many myths where it's divine providence. This was the basis of many IRL Kingly lineages. Notice the midis were never mentioned again in the movies (no, the EU sucked and are trash). Even George realized it's shit.

Personally I think when you have to read material outside of the main marriage to understand a core point, it kind of ends up being bad storytelling.

They were literally mentioned in Episode III

>the EU sucked and are trash)
You obviously didn't play kotor2 which by the way has the best star wars story.

>the prequels
>still canon

hahaha. Lucas almost killed the franchise with those things. Disney is staying as far from them as they can.

>asks a question he already knows the answer to
>literally posts the answer as his picture
>being this fucking retarded

Angry virgin spotted

(you)

Not far enough it seems. Vader from R1 retains his Anakin attitude.

(You)

>Disney is staying as far from them as they can.
Wrong.

Star Wars Rebels constantly references and uses things from the prequels. Rogue One referenced the prequels and used actors from the prequels. Even The Force Awakens referenced the prequels and used an actor from the prequels.

Fact is, when Disney got the rights to Star Wars, they could have easily said "we're going to redo the prequels." It would have been the perfect time to wipe the slate clean. Instead, they specifically said that the prequels and the Clone Wars cartoon were canon.

You can hate the prequels, but your feelings don't matter because they're canon.

The prequels got the cheesy Buck Rogers-esque serial format much better than the OT. And honestly, they're infinitely more enjoyable than TFA is.

> Niggers think this is how aids works

>tfw Maxichlorians was cannon