I've been thinking Sup Forums, why are there no funny right wing comedians?
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I've been thinking Sup Forums, why are there no funny right wing comedians?
Jordan Robinson
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Kayden Hall
Pierced and Pounded
you're welcome
Isaac Davis
because their policies are the jokes
Lucas Hernandez
you can't get pierced out of a picture of pierce brosnan as james bond
Oliver Lopez
Cable Sandwich?
Tyler Stewart
there are
Ryan Reyes
What are you talking about OP, of course there are.
Charles Jackson
....bond...burger?
Isaac Gray
...
Joseph Foster
pierce buns
Isaac Nguyen
spy sandwiched my sister?
Luis Brown
>hippies don't go near water
what the fuck did he mean by this?
Jordan Scott
who are Trey Parker and Matt Stone
Grayson Powell
not conservative
Justin Baker
who is Norm MacDonald
Landon Reed
secretly pounded?
Oliver Martin
Thry're libertarian though
Ethan Miller
>Last night I bond burger your sister
Luke Myers
based doonesbury
Sup Forums will think this is b8 but it's actually 100% accurate
Jacob Baker
ebin
Kevin Flores
This, kek
Leo Fisher
>self-inserts
>ever
Cooper Barnes
All these guys are right wing
Carson Bennett
Last night I Brosn and hamburgered your sister
Thomas Flores
that doesnt answer OP's question.
Carson Scott
norm is literally the only funny person in that picture
Matthew Gray
>right wing now means being a hasbeen drugged out degenerate who got old but still makes poop jokes
oddly fitting actually
Nathaniel Barnes
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Carter Evans
:^U
Thomas Allen
even Norm isn't that funny. His anti-comedy gimmick is amusing to an extent but he has next to nothing else. He just sits there talking slowly about how confused he is
Jacob Clark
I'm almost militantly left-wing and i unironically think, "So 20,000 Illegals sneak into a bar..." could be a set up for a pretty good joke.
Anthony Wilson
>Last night I hamburgled your sister
but what does it mean?
Eli Nelson
There are funny comedians who have right wing views, but there are not funny comedians who actually incorporate right wing shit into their comedy
Michael Diaz
Secretly pounded.
Elijah Phillips
Last night i pierced your sisters buns
Caleb Flores
the problem is they never make a good joke with it. They don't try to play with your assumptions and surprise you with something else. They just use it to hammer home "illegals are taking our jerbs"
Christopher Ramirez
Yeah true, that's the problem i have with Sam Hyde, the fact he isn't subversive is meant to be the joke every single time
Camden Perry
a big part of being a comedian is having no self respect or dignity so it comes to liberals naturally
Wyatt Rogers
>pierced in-and-out
You're welcome.
Sebastian Harris
>Last night I cosplayed as James Bond then fed burgers to fatten my wife
Solved it.
Michael Rivera
Last night I James Bonded and Quarter-Poundered your sister?
Mason Russell
Still not conservative. They're basically anarchist, the exact opposite of conservatism.
Carter Gonzalez
It COULD be, but probably won't
Benjamin Hill
Meanwhile most comedians are drugged out degenerates that will never be as succesful (not funny) as Spade or Schnider, let alone Sandler.
Id rather be a has-been than a never-been.
Also Sandlers early comedy songs are ok.
Austin Rogers
>anarchist
stop making shit up
Ian Campbell
What about Theo Von? His special is hilarious and attacks illegals constantly.
Aswell as gays, midgets and women that can't cook.
Asher Foster
>Implying that there's any difference between anarchy and non-religious, non-conservative libertarianism
Nicholas Miller
they don't shower
Robert Hughes
>libertarians are anarchist
Wyatt Jenkins
...
Blake Lewis
...
Lincoln Sullivan
...
Jace Jones
...
Matthew James
PC culture sucks the potential humor out of anything
Ethan Phillips
last night i beamed crabs into your sister?
Jonathan James
>last night I bond burgered your sister
>last night I lazer shell-fished your sister
>last night I drug tank battalioned your sister
>last night I hitler beaver-puppetted your sister
>last night I massacre-giraffe birthed your sister.
Isaac Sanders
Last night I bonded with your burger of a sister
Levi Gutierrez
Right wingers is too butthurt and angry.
It is the way of the lifes.
Brody Roberts
Rightwing has been pushing fear pretty hard for a long long time.
Fear isnt funny.
Now that trump is in office the left will be pushing fear and will stop being funny.
Benjamin Anderson
>implying
Did you see the one where his puppet said "I keel you?" Laughed so hard I spilled my Natty Lite!
Joshua Thompson
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Leo Barnes
>Mike is right wing
>Bill and Kevin are left wing
>this never comes up and their comedy is rooted in actual humor, not virtue signaling for Internet cool points
Why can't there be more men like them?
Jonathan Parker
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Jacob Bailey
didn't realize Farley had 2 brothers riding his legacy.
Carson Torres
>overwhelmingly closer to anarchism than establishment Republicans.
Jaxson Phillips
It's because you can't get work if you're openly right wing. Everyone who isn't making jokes about Trump exclusively right now is actually right wing, they just can't come out.
Logan Price
Silently Pounded, the focus is the silencer.
Easton Gray
Yeah, left wing is protesting and rioting because of LOVE, we all know that
Brandon Taylor
Only one man in that picture is truly right-wing, and he's in the bottom-left corner.
Samuel Collins
Good question actually.
I don't know if I've ever seen one,
I kinda enjoy steven crowder's skits.
But it's cheap comedy, the ones that are
good are impressions.
And caricatures of the people he's impersonating.
For example the one where he mocks Cenk from the Young Turks is funny but
it would get boring in a stand up show.
His impression of trump was pretty funny but the same applies.
Haven't seen any of his stand up, precisely because it doesn't sound that appealing.