You have 10 seconds to name kino you love where
>no one dies or is hurt physically
>there's no nudity, male or female
>no swearing
Time to weed the plebs form the pats
You have 10 seconds to name kino you love where
>no one dies or is hurt physically
>there's no nudity, male or female
>no swearing
Time to weed the plebs form the pats
Wavelength
There are multiple films with that name. Pleb
Transformers 2
Honey, I blew up the Baby!/Shrunk The Kids
Singin In The Rain
Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless mind
I guess.
There's some mild language, get the fuck out
>No one dies or is hurt physically
Lot's of people die, even Sam dies
>No swearing
Megan says 'fuck'
The Joy of Painting with Bob Ross
Space Jam
The Silence of the Sea
Finding Nemo
Cat in the Hat
easy, metropolis
The Trouble with Angels.
Doubt is the only movie I can think of that might qualify. I just like violence in my movies`
Norm of the North
The Straight Story
Kooyanisqatsi
mom dies.
Waitress.
12 Angry Men
Duck Soup
*ding ding ding*
winar
F for Fake
Landscape Suicide
Man with a movie camera
A Trip to the Moon.
My Neighbor Tot..
>no nudity, male or female
oh wait, Kiki's Delivery Service
how can there be a movie about twelve men who are angry with no swearing??
>beat the devil out of it
Based Bob Ross
Idris Elba
The Big Lebowski
Persona
La la land
Toy Story 2
Late Spring
But that movie literally has all three of those
Good Eats
Annie
although I don't know if "leaping lizards" is a swear, and Albert Finnie say "capitalism".
She's not a person
Rotwang dies
it was a different time
damn is used once but that can be debated as to whether or not it is a swear word.
The robot and the scientist both die in the end.
The Iron Giant.
There's an animal death (which is played hard on the poignant side) and a bit of cursing, but nothing obscene.
Guy gets root canal
Actually, my favorite film of all time fulfills all those requirements. Pic related.
Haley Mills is such a cutie in that one, holy moly. Good choice.
What about the ant?
The Jolson Story is blackface kino.
Trainspotting
Two Brothers with the tigers
what qualifies as swearing?
I think 12 angry men had some damn's in it
tiger gets shot in the ear though
...
If I shoot that ear off would you die?
...
...
E.T. if you don't count penisbreath
Did anyone died in Up?
Oh shit I guess the grandpa's wife like right away huh? I also remembered the main bad guy fell off the blimp.
Jesus how'd they get away with that? Different times I guess.
TOY STORY
WTF U KEKS
Rope, by Hitchcock
Cat in the Hat (2003)
this thread is really making me fink.
this
>no one is hurt physically
Good Burger
NOBODY. Insects don't count.
Do you count the ants people inevitably stepped on during movies?
The Sandlot
Why what happens to him physically?
Office space
Wow spoilers asshole
Shut the fuck up
I wanted to say Lost In Translation but the girl stubs her toe in it
breast exam
swearing throughout
hypnotist dies
benny yells OH SHIT when the dog jumps the fence.
smalls gets a black eye.
Well it's long ago since I watched the movie, but didn't he handle they toys kinda violently, like throw them around and such?
it's not kino though.
Stalker
5cm per second
Look Who's Back
assuming "no one" only refers to humans
That thing you do
That was rude.
The many adventures of Winnie the Pooh.
this thread has just proven that 99% of ""good""" movies are just a collection of emotional shock and bait for dumbasses so they think they are watching something worthwhile, but they could instead just watch the news and get equally jarred emotionally.
School of Rock
>Ed rollerblading into the old man
>"Could you take me to the hospital? I think I broke my ass."
>Roxanne getting knocked the fuck out with a golf club and golf ball, also banging her head on the dashboard of the burgermobile
try again
Myers' character beats the fuck out of like 6 people in that movie
I don't necessarily LOVE it, but the first Harry Potter film? Don't remember anyone dying...
>Harry's mother
>Professor Quirrell
Quirrell
I don't think there was any swearing in 12 Angry Men, haven't watched it in a bit but I think one of the old guys said some racist stuff and that's about it.
There is some swearing in that movie.
The entire movie is about a murder.
But no one died in the movie so it fits OP's qualifications.
the straight story
lynchcore bitches!
The Naked Gun 2