You have 10 seconds to name kino you love where

You have 10 seconds to name kino you love where

>no one dies or is hurt physically
>there's no nudity, male or female
>no swearing

Time to weed the plebs form the pats

Wavelength

There are multiple films with that name. Pleb

Transformers 2

Honey, I blew up the Baby!/Shrunk The Kids

Singin In The Rain

Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless mind

I guess.

There's some mild language, get the fuck out

>No one dies or is hurt physically
Lot's of people die, even Sam dies
>No swearing
Megan says 'fuck'

The Joy of Painting with Bob Ross

Space Jam

The Silence of the Sea

Finding Nemo

Cat in the Hat

easy, metropolis

The Trouble with Angels.

Doubt is the only movie I can think of that might qualify. I just like violence in my movies`

Norm of the North

The Straight Story

Kooyanisqatsi

mom dies.

Waitress.

12 Angry Men

Duck Soup

*ding ding ding*

winar

F for Fake
Landscape Suicide

Man with a movie camera

A Trip to the Moon.

My Neighbor Tot..
>no nudity, male or female
oh wait, Kiki's Delivery Service

how can there be a movie about twelve men who are angry with no swearing??

>beat the devil out of it
Based Bob Ross

Idris Elba

The Big Lebowski

Persona

La la land

Toy Story 2

Late Spring

But that movie literally has all three of those

Good Eats

Annie

although I don't know if "leaping lizards" is a swear, and Albert Finnie say "capitalism".

She's not a person

Rotwang dies

it was a different time

damn is used once but that can be debated as to whether or not it is a swear word.

The robot and the scientist both die in the end.

The Iron Giant.

There's an animal death (which is played hard on the poignant side) and a bit of cursing, but nothing obscene.

Guy gets root canal

Actually, my favorite film of all time fulfills all those requirements. Pic related.

Haley Mills is such a cutie in that one, holy moly. Good choice.

What about the ant?

The Jolson Story is blackface kino.

Trainspotting

Two Brothers with the tigers

what qualifies as swearing?
I think 12 angry men had some damn's in it

tiger gets shot in the ear though

...

If I shoot that ear off would you die?

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...

E.T. if you don't count penisbreath

Did anyone died in Up?

Oh shit I guess the grandpa's wife like right away huh? I also remembered the main bad guy fell off the blimp.

Jesus how'd they get away with that? Different times I guess.

TOY STORY
WTF U KEKS

Rope, by Hitchcock

Cat in the Hat (2003)

this thread is really making me fink.

this

>no one is hurt physically

Good Burger

NOBODY. Insects don't count.

Do you count the ants people inevitably stepped on during movies?

The Sandlot

Why what happens to him physically?

Office space

Wow spoilers asshole

Shut the fuck up

I wanted to say Lost In Translation but the girl stubs her toe in it

breast exam
swearing throughout
hypnotist dies

benny yells OH SHIT when the dog jumps the fence.
smalls gets a black eye.

Well it's long ago since I watched the movie, but didn't he handle they toys kinda violently, like throw them around and such?

it's not kino though.

Stalker

5cm per second

Look Who's Back

assuming "no one" only refers to humans

That thing you do

That was rude.

The many adventures of Winnie the Pooh.

this thread has just proven that 99% of ""good""" movies are just a collection of emotional shock and bait for dumbasses so they think they are watching something worthwhile, but they could instead just watch the news and get equally jarred emotionally.

School of Rock

>Ed rollerblading into the old man
>"Could you take me to the hospital? I think I broke my ass."
>Roxanne getting knocked the fuck out with a golf club and golf ball, also banging her head on the dashboard of the burgermobile
try again

Myers' character beats the fuck out of like 6 people in that movie

I don't necessarily LOVE it, but the first Harry Potter film? Don't remember anyone dying...

>Harry's mother
>Professor Quirrell

Quirrell

I don't think there was any swearing in 12 Angry Men, haven't watched it in a bit but I think one of the old guys said some racist stuff and that's about it.

There is some swearing in that movie.

The entire movie is about a murder.

But no one died in the movie so it fits OP's qualifications.

the straight story

lynchcore bitches!

The Naked Gun 2