Computer, create one million self aware copies of Adolf Hitler

>Computer, create one million self aware copies of Adolf Hitler

AKA: A Trump Rally

I support Trump but that made me laugh

kek
Drumpf BTFO! Hildawg will be President.

>Computer, create a life size Commander Data including parameters of strength and intelligence.
>Make Commander Data a sexbot.
>Make Commander Data highly and violently sexually aggressive.
>Hide Commander Data in the corner and make him violently rape anyone entering the Holodeck.
>Continue running program after I leave.
>Computer disengage safety protocols.

Computer, create a set of anti-Trump posts such that for every post there will be n+1 "Libtard tears" posts by buttmad Trump supporters.

Disengage safety protocols.

why have a captain at all
why not just have the computer run the ship
that way federation protocols would have to be followed

Who would Sip Earl Grey Tea?

>Computer, try and create a decent episode of ds9, voyager and enterprise.

the vice-captain who takes over when the computer crashes or the power isn't working right

You forgot
>Computer, contact Wesley Crusher and have him report to the Holodeck.

Computers can't creatively solve problems and computers can't relate to and raise the moral of a crew.

Out of all the people to choose, why Data?
Why not Worf?

> raise the moral of a crew.
that's the sex slave's jobs
>Computers can't creatively solve problems
this computer can

Fucking hell.

Worf's the designated jobber though.

HITLER BEAT DOWN! WHO WILL WIN?

probably Hitler.

I don't usually watch star trek, just watched a couple 'fan favorite' episodes on amazon prime.

2nd episode was the infamous tribble episode.

their 'solution' to the tribble problem is to teleport them all onto the klingon ship before it jumped to warp speed because teleporting them out into space would be inhumane.

but all throughout the episode the klingons call the tribbles pests and vermin and hate them, wouldnt they just kill them all and dump them into space themselves?

so how was teleporting them onto the klingon ship any more humane? it was just as inhumane to the tribbles to use them to 'prank' the klingons?

wtf is this shit show?

>Computer, create empty working holodeck inside the holodeck
>Link main holodeck controls and entrance for everyone except me to holodeck holodeck
>Run program BarclayCloneLab outside holodeck holodeck
*some time later...*
>Computer, run WorfTrainingProgram10 inside holodeck holodeck and disengage safety protocols
>Run program BarclayTroiSexDungeon8 outside holodeck holodeck

Watch TNG, it's a lot more entertaining.

Tribbles, now, Tribbles, I say is good eatin'!

jesus christ Sup Forums has fucked your brain
and sexuality

In DS9 they talk about how the tribbles went wild and the Klingons actually made a point to wipe out the entire species.

>Computer, create a program where Geordie meets a lady from a centaur planet and falls in love
>Error: program with these specifications already exists. Overwrite?

How do you figure?

my sides...

>computer create one 50ft tall Daisy Ridley with a full bladder
>computer create one lawn chair and set of goggles
>computer increase my olfactory sense by 500% and disengage safety protocols

>TroiSexDungeon8
I can fap to this

You forgot to disable the safety protocols.

>Computer, create 10 Wesley Crushers masturbating to anime on a 21st century smartphone.
>Computer, everytime one orgasms create 10 more from the spooge.
>Computer, create 2 tribbles.
>Computer, create an arena stadium surrounding the holodeck 1 sq km x 1 sq km.
>Computer, once the arena fills up with the exponential growth of tribbles and Crushers, start using external emitters to continue with growth by filling the ship.
>Computer, makes these effects non reversible and continue to run program with no override commands.
>Computer, set ship towards the most heavily populated planet.

Really made me think

>Computer, create a self-aware white female teenager.
>Computer, disable safety protocols.

haha but I don't understand
is he going to practice his parenting?

He's a cannibal, but prefers white meat. Have you even watched the show?

>Computer, create a 3 meter tall futanari Orion slave girl, enhance all primary and secondary sexual features.

Earl Grey tea, binary.

When Star Trek was made, it was supposed to be a vision of a utopia from the viewpoint of middle 20th century liberals.

What would Star Trek look like if it were made by modern liberals? Keep in mind that it is supposed to be a utopia.

> Computer, make the entire crew niggers
> Computer take away EBT cards
> Computer disengage safety protocols

>There already exist several good seasons of DS9.

>Computer, generate model Macho Man Randy Savage
>Computer, alter model and upload Betty White's face
>Computer, activate Klingon death trial program in model
>Computer, call Whorf to holodeck, lock room once he enters. Generate new Macho Betty White upon death

REKT

>Computer, please create for me one male human
>ERROR: Gender is a social construct

Drumph btfo

Orange Cheeto Hitler will never be president!1!!

THREE MINUTES
THREE MINUTES OF PLAYTIMEEEEEE

I just love the image of a confused Whorf killing a muscular old woman over and over

>What would Star Trek look like if it were made by modern liberals? Keep in mind that it is supposed to be a utopia.


there would be no federation, no starships, just one giant inefficient welfare state still on earth leading to the overpopulation and destruction of the planet.

because 'muh space programs are racist when people are starving here on earth' meme

These threads are always top tier

Computer?
>Standing by.
Create one glib facsimile of Lieutenant Ezri Dax.
>*fwoosh*
Excellent. Increase smugness levels by 200% and aggression by 470%.
>*beep boop*
Okay, now listen very carefully, computer. I want you to cause this Ezri simulacrum to grow one foot taller every time that she punches me, slaps me, kicks me, steps on me, spits on me or laughs at me. And once she reaches 60 feet tall, give her the insatiable urge to remove the Dax symbiont from her pouch, and to insert me into her pouch as if I was another symbiont. Have you got all that?
>*beep beep beep boop* Program complete, you may begin when ready.
Lock the door, disable my commbadge, and disengage safety protocols. Oh, and computer?
>Yes, Doctor?
Wish me luck.
>Good luck, Doctor.

I actually watched this episode and was wondering why Barclay just didn't admit he wanted to fuck her?

mfw

He is the embodiment of Sup Forums

It does seem out of place, considering just the season prior they let Not-Han Solo only the ship to fuck about three women.

Fully expected it was going to pan across to reveal a water bottle spraying the liquid...

kek me too

a pleasant surprise

What will happen when we create uncanny valley/hologram AI that is capable of feeling love?

That would be ok I think, AI that fakes it would be bittersweet however.

>intelligent
>succesful
>people who care about him
nah

>they let Not-Han Solo only the ship to fuck about three women
Proof that tripfags are functionally retarded.

I was suprised when he didn't start spouting inane bullshit since I laugh my ass off at the variable greentexts.

>Computer, remove Bajoran.

>Computer, create a simulation of all simulations that don't contain themselves
>Disengage safety protocols

>Computer, generate diaper. Soiled. Run program Wesley-MyLittlePonyVore-Alpha

>Computer lock the holodeck doors.
>Create an adult size Ceti eel in my anus.
>Create a Ceti eel larvae in my urethra.
>Render a naked hologram of Captain Janeway of the USS Voyager masturbating furiously in front of me, telling me I'm a dirty Marquis slut
>Computer disengage safety protocols

...

Top kek
Would run program

>Computer please recreate the American Civil War
>re-balance the battles so the outcome is that the south wins
>Disengage safety protocols
>"Mr.LaForge to Holodeck 2 please"

You forgot to live stream the program to Commander Sisko

...

>computer, please create 40 naked captain picards moaning and groaning at each other

wtf i hate trump now

that's literally the plot of a TOS episode
i'll spoil it for you: it doesn't work out

>Computer create a Denobulan with its head in my anus.
>Computer in 10 seconds frighten the Denobulan and release safety protocols

the Federation and the Klingon Empire were in a cold war at that point in the Star Trek timeline. Scotty knew the only way to solve the tribble problem was to kill them, but figured that if the tribbles were gonna die anyway, he may as well take the piss out of some Klingons in the process.

there is a new Star Trek show starting this year. the only white cast members announced so far are either gay or aliens, the main human characters are both women who are black or asian, and the show centers on species mixing and cooperation between humans and klingons.

literally not making any of this up

also it's going to be fucking awesome and I'm looking forward to it, suck my dick trumpies

>Computer, create 3 copies of Eva Green
>Computer, disengage safety protocols

You don't have to tell me what happened to you picard, but you do have to eat this egg

By the time of TNG everyone in Starfleet was already a robot

>"Computer, tell me about the Commander's sexual organs."

Computer, create an exact replica of the USS Enterprise NCC-1701-D.

Computer, fill all crew positions with file Klingon_Rape_Beast.holo, with aggressiveness set to maximum.

Computer, dim all lights to 10% normal luminosity.

Computer, what is the current location of Ensign Westley Crush?
>*beep* ensign crusher is currently in his quarters

Excellent. Computer, teleport ensign Crusher into the hologram of his bed, disengage all voice commands, and disengage all safety protocols now.

I think you guys are too hard on Wesley Crusher.
He's a good lad, seriously.
Quit trying to get him raped and killed.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

noice

>Computer, create a reality where Sup Forums is not shit.
>Computer regrets to inform you it is unable to comply.

What the fuck

>*pfffft*
Computer, analyze my fart.
>analysis complete
Computer, convert fart scan into a replicator file and save as file name Broccoli Surprise
>*beep bloop* file created
Computer, activate every replicator on the station and beginning repeatedly replicating Broccoli Surprise in an endless loop for the next 10 hours. Hot.
*bleep bloop*
Computer, lock all replicator controls.

>hot

>Computer load problem BarclaysPenisScan.run
>Magnify x 2
>Magnify x 5
>Magnify x 10
>Computer transport Counselor Troi into Holodeck 1, so that her uterus perfectly accommodates BarclaysPenisScan.run and disengage safety protocols.
>Run program

Alright, I laughed hard and long at your stupid post.
Very funny.

>computer
>add more lights

>Computer, make each Eva believe they are my mother but that they also have an insatiable lust for me they will reluctantly but ultimately succumb to

Shut up, Wesley.

>that think when to intelligent not too have a fart fetish

>computer, load BBBBBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP.holo

Crusher is a paragon of virtue, forgive me if I hesitate to believe she accepts all forms of intercourse from the crew, especially Data.
A pure and virtuous lady deserves only the best.

>Computer, simulate an ocean of female diarrhea.
>Now also create a society of sea-dwellers upon said ocean.

kek

So O'Brien right? That swarthy IRA fuck must have a thing for redheads.

>Computer generate a strip of gold pressed platinum in deep my rectum
>Computer load SwollenLobedFerengiWithLongFingers.holo

This meme is getting terrifying.

>implying Trump has anywhere near the support Hitler did
>implying "rookie" Trump and the republican party is anywhere close to the same as The Reich/NAZI party

Why are liberals so retarded?

>O'Brien creates holograms of various IRA massacres while he furiously masterbates

So create jobs specifically for coming up with creative solutions to problems and jobs for raising moral of the crew. The last one is arguably already taken care of with simulations/sexy sex bots. The first is easy enough: have a team that's sole purpose is to come up with solutions to problems and the computer captain than selects the solution that is best.