The most kino movie of all time
The most kino movie of all time
Sebastian Taylor
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Tyler Barnes
careful son, the redditors are out in full force tonight. you don't want to trigger them by posting actually good films.
Lucas Perez
The weakest bait of all time
Carson Ortiz
Dishonest shite
Daniel Sanchez
*grunts in leo*
Nathaniel Kelly
The worst dubs of all time
John Green
was this the big guys best role?
Owen James
>shitty plot
>mediocre acting
>boring characters
>pretty shots
Genuinely kino. No irony.
Ian Russell
>thats not "Gangs of New York"
Christopher Bennett
s-surely dcucks can recover from this...
Isaac Diaz
I don't know. I liked the Revenant for the camera work, but Leo's acting was pretty mediocre in this movie. I liked him way better in Titanic and Catch Me if you Can.
James Hughes
where was this from?
Josiah Thompson
his best role is his collection of roles
Jackson Butler
why not just watch stalker and ivan's childhood lmao
Andrew Wood
Pre bear attack- 11/10
Post bear attack- ARRRRarRRRGH/10
Leo Allen
I was talking about Tom Hardy
Jayden Mitchell
The Revenant is simply the representation of the artistic bankruptcy plaguing the contemporary film industry.
Like Birdman, Iñárritu's last endeavor in hackery, this latest attempt is to convince the masses that what they are viewing is something deep or meaningful, when all it has done is push forward shallow technicality and exaggeration to make the frame pulsate with vulgar loudness. Characters are mere veneers, the cinematography is pretty but so conspicuous as to be rendered aggravating and the thesis is about as overdone as DiCaprio's acting. The camera feels like it has been waiting all day for a climactic shot and the film's deliberately difficult production history is laid bare in the indulgent cinematography.
Thematic complexity and philosophical subtext take a back seat to what amounts to as basically an action movie with action stars wrapped up in the veil of arthouse. And much like Salome, what lies beneath is ultimately puerile, obscene and holding fascination only for adolescents.
Iñárritu is guilty of something far greater than simply making a bad movie. He is guilty for the crime of gestating his pretense and self-importance, forcing many others to labor over it in a misguided attempt to create art and daring to call the afterbirth a film. Perhaps instead of taking his cast and crew to the ends of the Earth in search of a better shot, the Mexican counterfeit filmmaker should have taken his juvenile and crass sensibilities to the seedy San Fernando valley. There he could have at least made a profit of filming all the money shots he wanted.
Jacob Green
You mean these?
Carson Lewis
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Lincoln Peterson
CHECK.... EM
Grayson Jenkins
Lubezki did shoot kino in 2015, but that wasn't it
Noah Scott
this
Jaxon Wood
You suck at this
Isaac Miller
No he meant these
Josiah Morgan
why watch Tarkovsky when you can just watch Bresson lmao
Daniel Baker
Only thing that matters is MUH PELTS
Kayden Baker
Inarritu is a pretentious hack