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>Hi, I invented a time mach-

>barbara: This is not for me, Im out.

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>It sounds a little to complicated, and you, you don't look like the kind of guy who *really* loves what he does. I just don't have a great feeling about you.

>i dont know enough about 'coffee' and for that reason, im out

>you're not a female, so i am out

>tfw work for a company that was on this meme show
>they've given me 33% in raises since I was hired a year ago

feels good mang

which company?

>You're also from Pittsburgh and for that reason, I'm in

>You aren't black, and for that reason, I'm out

>im only allowed to make an offer once per season, so im out

>tfw she used to the Shark with the lowest net worth
>but the deals on Shark Tank actually doubled her net worth so now Lori is the one with outdrawn excuses to say she's out on every deal cause she can't spare the money
Why haven't they replaced her yet?

name even 1 (one) of her companies from the show that is remotely successful now

>I've found the cure for cancer
>Barbara: Well as I'm sure you're aware I've had great success with Cousin's Maine Lobster and I just don't think this is for me, I'm out
>Kevin: I'll give you a million dollars...but I want 55% plus a 5 dollar royalty everytime you use the cure until I get my money back
>Damien: I'm the token black guy and never make offers, I'm out
>Cuban: Allow me to rant for 30 minutes about fake businesses like yours trying to sell cures, I'm out
>Robert: I'll give you exactly what you want if you'll be my friend pls I'm so lonely
>Laurie: I cant sell this on QVC but if Mr Wonderful will have me I'll go in on his deal so we can double fuck you for 60% of the company

Grace and Lace

crazy how accurate this is

Daymond is an idiot. Just recently he actually put money in that nigger family's "diverse dolls" shit. Does he not know nobody buys nigger dolls? Jesus christ, for once he makes a deal and it's a real stinker.

>tfw kevin oleary himself is running for leader of the conservative party of canada
bring kevinposting back if he wins Sup Forums
please

>you brought a dog even though it has nothing to do with your presentation
>how does 1 million for 10% sound?

kevin o'leary started on the canadian shark tank with a worth of 30 million

he left with a worth of 300 million

he used the free advertising to branch into other ventures

thing about that deal is the amount he gave to get into the toy market is nothing

he'll easily be able to extend his investment with them

also helps with his black cred, even though he blacked a girl

Who get's confused more Damon or Barbara?

what will he tell trudeau if he wins?

>It's a Barbara nitpicks an aspect of someone's personality to pass on the business

will offer him a job scrubbing the floors of kevins pure gold palace

I want to die between lori's THICC thighs

she does what she can to avoid deals
especially if it's a dirty horrible man trying to mansplain his way to a deal

he wont even win the nomination

unlike trump he's actually after free publicity, prime minister pays less than shark tank does per episode

he's not even bilingual after growing up in montreal

Who's ready to Make Canada Wonderful Again?

>I'm running for office
That was my favorite episode haha, what a joke!

o'leary
he's not even irish canadian

>unlike trump he's actually after free publicity
>unlike trump

I think you meant "just like trump"

I can only imagine the banter this guy will have
He's basically trump if trump could form coherent sentences
He probably won't win anyways desu but I'll be glad to see trudeau leave, after the shit this retard has pulled I don't think it's possible for him to win again, if conservative pick is wasted then I think NDP might finally get a win

>the old "Trump didn't actually intend to win" meme
I wasn't a huge supporter either, but come on now.

>you're not going to let me blatantly scam you for your entire business so im out

>half-lebanese
lel, I wonder how the libs are gonna paint him as a racist like with Trump

>Ill give you your 200k for 15%, but you have to hang out with me every other weekend and be my best friend

>i will give you what you asked but at 50% equity and you have one picosecond to decide or im out
>this would look great on qvc by the way

how does a nice guy like him become rich? pure luck?

He's going to need some work on his memery. A fucking spatula?

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I totally would

best shark, would get beers with.

The guy gave himself the nickname "Mr. Wonderful"

I can see those lobotomized idiots on Sup Forums backing him 100%

Sup Forums loves lebanese people tho

atleast the shia hizballs and christians that get pissed off if you call them "arabs"

Sup Forums is split between Kellie Leitch and Maxime Bernier. Only reddit tourists support Kevin O'Leary.

>it's a babs flirts with the entrepreneur episode

Bullshit Inc.

>Hi, I'm here to introduce you guys to this new and healthy fruit drin-
>Chris: I don't know if you know this but I invested in twitter but my wife who is looking after our kid is into this but I invested in twitter so for those reasons I'm out.

kek

>Could this homemade marmalade be used on eczema? Coz my little Jakers just has the worst time with it and if this gave a little relief I would be willing to buy out your company

>also, you have to be best man at my wedding and get up and tell a bunch of awesome stories of what great friends we are
>but, Robert, aren't you already married?
>i'm out

he's known behind the scenes as a jerk and someone who doesn't follow through with deals

>he wont even win the nomination
>he's actually after free publicity
people said the same exact things about Trump you know

trump trademarked make america great again in 2012

her really planned his run

trump has all the credentials to be a president

canadians aren't antigovenment
kevin can't even speak in the first language of 1/4 people born in canada

he can't speak chinese?

See what I mean

Fucking lel

>trump trademarked make america great again in 2012
that's cause he was planning to run back then against Obama but backed out after people kept calling him a moran

fuck this guy, he's the worst

he trademarked it after romney lost the election

to run in 2012, he would have been ready in 2011

he knew he couldn't beat obama

roger stone has said how the discussion started about 2016 when romney lost

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They put so much make up on her, the only way she would look good naked is if she had her team work for two and a half days air brushing and blending her entire body like they spend the 3 hours before filming an episode. You would try to go down on her but just get a mouthful of her newest investment brand of "edible" Make-up or something. Then she'd use the secret sex tape on QVC to sell the product after editing out the part of you coughing up a cloud of powder, a real life metaphor for how dried up she really is.
But hey, at least she isn't skelator undercover as a realtor, Barbara.