His """"country"""" doesn't have a royal family

>his """"country"""" doesn't have a royal family

>His """"""country"""""" doesn't have a royal family in exile living in Europe

>unironnicaly implying that's a thing to be proud of

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dont mock anyone man, our "royal" family is just a bunch of inbred dano-german-anglos

>his country doesn't have THE royal family

Why are you proud that a bunch of inbreeds live on your tax money?

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We seem to have stranded ours. Last seen at place de Tuilleries in 1792.
Please email [email protected] if you have any information on their whereabouts.

Not that it matters though: Brazil, Sweden, Parma have monarchies with french bloodlines anyways. Bunch of cucks.

Royal family is just successful criminals.

>His country doesn't have cute princesses

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Good job Norway

Brazilian monarchy is a literal meme no one take it seriously unless you are a really hardcore catholic.

>he will have to bow to a queen in his lifetime
Jesus H. Christ Spain, get it together.

Where are they these days?

Why is morroccan princess so cute?

>he pays taxes to contribute to the life of luxury of a bunch of people because they were born in the right family
>his country hasn't beheaded his royal family yet

Shut up, you baguette eating dummie

Who /bourgeoisie/ here.

Get with the times aristocucks. The future is bourgeois.

Says the guy who stands crooked politicians on and on

Memes aside, Blanche (Blanca?) of Castille was one of History's best regents, so female spanish queens don't seem too intent on fucking up according to all I'm seeing.

Yup, the only shitty female spanish queen was Isabel II though. She is a meme just like Charles II.

France was about to be a huge fucking chaos until Napoleon staged the coup though

This, they were exiled when they betrayed our country 90 years ago.
Only their women are allowed in.
Last of our "emperor" died neck deep in debt and buried in a nameless grave somewhere in England.

>his country doesn't have Austrians paying taxes to maintain their royal family
What's the modern appeal of kings and queens aside from tourism anyway?

Apparently they just live in Rio as business men.
When we turned into a "democracy" our emperor just accepted and nothing happened to them.

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maybe Urraca of Castile had a very conflictive reign but not worst than Isabelle II. About the rest, some queens regent saved castile of starting a civil war and end up with the rupture of the crown

We have one but they are all autistic
the king is a dyslexic who fucks strippers descended from a french martial we adopted as king in 1812 who ruled from his bed and never learned swedish
our queen is brazilian who cant speak swedish properly descended from a nazi
the crown prince is like finnish or something
i dont know anything about the crown princess

Don't you still have the Emporer?

>his """"monarchy"""" rules a single """"""""""""country""""""""""""

>when they betrayed our country 90 years ago.
Kys larping wh*Te subhuman
The only one they betrayed was Allah, for not killing every K*malist cuck on planet earth

we do

republics soon lad

>his """""""""""country""""""""""" doesn't have a queen who rules another country

>he doesn't belong to a royal clan

The Queen of Sweden is half-brazilian, does that count?

We killed all of them ;^(

>Argentina wants to have a king
>invite several European royals to do the job
>no one accepts

Top kek

Japanese royal family goes from a Amaterasu. Naming god's offspring a criminal's, hmm sounds strange.

>his """"""""""country"""""""""" isnt in the top ten nations by landmass

>his """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""country""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" has never beaten England in a war

>His """"""country's"""""" royal family isn't the descendants of the first royal family adopted by the second royal family which now lives in exile

What about Anastasia?

>his country is more than 1% muslim

USSR Killed ALL of them. Every kid, parent, cousin, bastard and etc

>Reading the Wikipedia article about their excution
It would make for a good dark comedy desu. Literally person involved was an incompetant drunkard who kept fucking up and really wanted to rape the royal women.

>his monarch doesn't rule at least 4 countries across multiple continents

>his monarch doesn't rule at least 16 countries across multiple continents

>his country gets ruled from another continent

>his country isn't the size of a continent

If Canada would be the size of a continent, then other countries like the USA, Mexico and the Netherlands wouldn't be on the same continent.

Canada is bigger than the continent of Oceania

The Netherlands is so big it doesn't even fit on one single continent.

That's a lot of tulips

For you.

For all Canadians, around 20,000 every year since 1945. Thank you

The heir to the Russian throne lives in California desu.

/cutest princess/ reporting in