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Perfect imperfect edition.

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Fairly sure this thread will lean on the imperfect side.

If the Swede pops around again try not to be rude just because you can't speak Irish, lads. Thanks.

when I was young

I had no sense

I bought a flute

for 50 pence

the only tune

that I could play

was fuck the pope and the IRA

LA LA LA LAAA

LA LA LA LAAA

I was only joking you sperg. Call me a west brit again and I'll drive your head through a wall.
Swede-chan is welcome to discuss it here. Unlike this guy who was discouraging him

I can speak Irish moderately well (although I'm gone a bit rusty). I just don't see how Scots Gaelic is relevant to this general. He should go to /brit/ if he wants more informed answers.

Those are two different people.

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What is your mother making for dinner tonight?

Nothing because the cooker's broken.

Country fried steak with cream gravy, mashed potatoes, and green beans stewed with a ham hock and little bit of vinegar

Why is Carla4Garda so insane?

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Jesus I didn't know the weather was that bad up north yesterday.

It was grand down the country.

>Texas rose says she wants to be an immigration lawyer
>wants to make it easier for people to get US citizenship
>Crowd goes "D'awww"
Why do people think it should be easy to get citizenship? Do they want to live in a country where every migrant can vote after fifteen minutes and never be kicked out?

It's not something based on logic but rather emotion. Feels before reals and all that. Typical leftist nonsense.

Perhaps it's more of a "D'awww, she's retarded" type of thing.

>people love to say America was built by immigrants
>but anything to do with Africa was colonialism

Can't bate a bit of apple tart with cream lads.

Quick rundown on how to obtain irish citizenship please?

Have Irish parents or Irish grandparents.
Alternatively.....Marry me :3

You have to pass the trials of the Fianna. It involves being chased through the woods without getting caught, falling in a trap or making any noise like stepping on a twig, being thrown in a hole and having to recite poetry while escaping and having people throw stones at you, and then fill out a short questionnaire on why you want to move here.

>marry me
I prefer this alternative

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Of course if you don't care about voting you can just move here since we're in the EU together. I'm sure it wouldn't be difficult to set yourself up among their Limerick upper classes and marry into an influential traveler family.

Luxxy when I go to your city are you going to stalk and photo doxx me or can I post in safety while I'm there exploring?

It was specifically about the passport but I just found out that we have unlimited stay for some more countries than you lot have and visa free travel for one more

Jaggy and Juni haven't posted in a while, lads. I worried the skype cabal crew are leaving again.

Doubt I'll see you

I do wonder why Jaggy's been AWOL since he became NEET. Maybe there's a long line at the dole office.

>skype cabal leaving
>a bad thing
>implying

At least you have me.
I think they've been here, even in the last thread, just not posting as often.
You mean you wouldn't go out of your way to stalk me? Hmm.
Skype cabal doesn't even exist. There is not skype group.

Can't be bothered to drive to the capital just to ruin the day of some sissy irish boy

I just presumed you lived in the capital.
W-want to hang out? Do drugs? hop a fence into some abandoned warehouse? :3

Can't find a torrent or download for Cardcaptor Sakura.

What are the plans for this fine evening?
Rather not

>plans
I have lost the meaning of this word.

Found a cardcaptor torrent. Might watch 1 episode. Then I guess I'll talk to myself for a bit and head to bed around 23:00.
That's the best way to be. True freedom.

>talk to yourself
Record it so that we have an official éire podcast, the Paddycast

I meant talk to myself on here since it mostly seems dead aside from me, you and 1 other person right now.
and I feel the need to post regularly despite nobody responding.

a bhuachaillí

Don't worry I'll be here until 3AM

Where the fuck is everyone? It's already 8.

That means you can stay awake longer than most posters here.

Give me something to say and I'll gladly do it for the attention.
23:00 boyo.
I'm reposting my leggy friend I caught last night near my pillow when I woke up. Please rate.
Probably left because I'm ruining the thread day in day out.

Try and say
Hengen hiren Haari heet Houltz
hannert hierem hei'gen Haus.
Hien hei'ert honnert hongrech
Holzemer Houe'sen houschten

No that's embarrassing. English only please.

Bhí bean ag Joe
Is bhí banjo ag Joe
Is bhí banjo ag bhean Joe
B'fhearr go deo Joe ar an mbanjo
Ná bean Joe ar an mbanjo go deo.

Try it please

I changed my mind. You're scaring me. I don't speak anything other than English. I wouldn't even be able to pronounce half of that correctly.
You picked a really difficult paragraph too in Irish.

Think the weather knocked out some of our regulars' internet. That's my theory at least. Otherwise at least one of them should be here.

Not an acceptable excuse in my opinion. We all should have 4g alternates with our phones. Besides that was only up in Donegal wasn't it?

I was going to do this but vocaroo's not working.

>We all should have 4g alternates with our phones
>phoneposting

> Stop at gas station to urinate
> Germany
> Costs 70 cents
> Don't have coins on me
> Decide to just go to the shop and buy something that would get me 70 cents in return
> Only thing there is a porn magazine that costs 6.30

It's called tethering your phone to your PC to use 4g. Like I am right now. Because I have a 1tb data limit with my fibre broadband and I keep going over it.

Porn is expensive.

irishtimes.com/opinion/the-state-of-us-irish-identity-is-no-longer-fit-for-purpose-1.3192295

thoughts on this one?

Can you not just ask for change? I do hate bathrooms you need to pay for though. I remember my cathedral had that and it pissed me off. I'm pretty sure it's a sin to charge a man €1.70 for a toilet, I had to walk another five minutes to the college to use theirs when I had already been walking for ages.

>my cathedral

Lefties being lefties as usual.

>But what will the Irish “us” be when, as seems certain, more than one-quarter of the population puts a hyphen before or after it
To paraphrase Teddy Roosevelt, a hyphen American is no American at all. Same applies here.

>Anglo-Irish
Kill it with fire.
>Irish-American
Back to yankistan.
>Polish-Irish
The politically correct term is plumbing engineer.

> My cathedral
Never used a church toilet before and 1.70 is really extreme, the worst one I remember is the one of the Luxembourg main trainstation they only accept EXACTLY 1.15 and don't have a place nearby that could give you dome change

liberals being liberals.

>there are non-bishops posting here

>only accept EXACTLY 1.15
They changed the bus fare here to €2.10 instead of €2. Ten cents isn't a lot but it's way more annoying than just the one coin.

hard post read it twice straight to the point nailed it buddy proper talk giving it a solid 8 out of 10 (4 out of 5)

animefags aren't irish

>tell AA "I don't want to doxx you. If anything, im giving you all the info to doxx me"
>he fucking does it
the part where he said he knew my airbnb and wanted to take pictures of me in Kilkenny genuinelly creeped me out

>Sharon doing the 9pm news
Has she been demoted?

Anime is inherently Irish.

What's good sissyboy?

But anime is quintessentially Irish.

Sharon Ní Bheoláin is the most overrated RTÉ personality. Even if we're only talking female news presenters then Eileen Dunne and Kate Egan are far better than her.

Rate the 3 of them on a cuteness scale please with 10 being Bryan Dobson tier

Evening Spanny
I miss your Dublinposting.

Jesus, I hadn't realised the weather had been so bad up North last night.

Yeah. There was all talk about this hurricane weather and storms, yet it only drizzled slightly here for several hours. Seems like Donegal got royally fucked.

>almost word for word copying a post I made during the Six One news

Bryan >>> Kate > Aenghus > Sharon > Eileen
Eileen gets points for being a cyclops though.

>posting the King of Cucks

I think I'd like cardcaptor sakura better if it was just a slice of life show and it didn't have the whole monster stuff.

Gott strafe den Nord

>doesn't want monsters
>watches a show with a monster as the main character

How long has it been since you last masturbated? Those who have abstained, how did you do it? The urges are too strong.

A few hours ago.

>Masturbating before 9pm.

8 hours ago.

5 weeks
You just don't think about it when on holiday

Approximately 4 hours and 15 minutes.

How does your girlfriends feel about you doing that?

What does sex feel like?

Like a shit coming in and out of your arse

>How does your girlfriends feel about you doing that?
>gf

That's not funny.

Bags of sand.

>Skype
>Dole

Bags of sand coming out of your arse.

Silly questions get silly answers

Was forced to use discord shit now that no one uses Skype. Granted skype was pure trash as well.

Hows that a silly question?

Because none of us are virgins here silly. I'm sure you've had plenty of the sex.

>implying

Discord seems fine desu, I think it's just in vogue to hate on it since it's popular and social.

/éire/ Mario 64 server when?