/SINO/

Angry chinks edition

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canberratimes.com.au/act-news/asio-sacked-worker-after-romance-20130820-2s9nw.html
comet.cls.yale.edu/mandarin/content/Lele/grammar/Lele.htm
eastasiastudent.net/china/mandarin/four-kinds-le/
youtube.com/watch?v=CoMPJPQSE20
laist.com/2014/05/30/man_named_in_elliot_rodger_manifest.php
youtube.com/watch?v=UyDI_VWL9mI
youtube.com/watch?v=FJp3-HCDn-8
youtube.com/watch?v=X5NUNBUNaqE
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

any memes lads?

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So Cmilk is moving to Japan...

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我想吃比萨
应该叫外卖是不是?

Apparently you need a Chinese ID to set up Alipay
Is this true?

你最喜欢什么样的比萨?

昨晚我吃了你妈妈的比萨

that doesn't even make sense

ur mom jokes doesn't have to make sense

What do you guys feel when you hear an European trying to speak Chinese?

only heard a few;
britbong: they butcher mandarin, just like they butcher any other language
italian: pretty good pronunciation
russian (if they count): just awful
romanian: same as the russian
french: very gentle pronunciation, was pleasant to listen to
also the french and russian were grills, the rest guys

我们

did i hear MEMES?

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>Sissy chinky bois

I'm sure the US army are afraid of all those peasants and Otaku

I met a white van man tier britbong in a Taipei hostel once, looked pretty much like pic related

Then a chinky bird walked past and he burst into local tier 100mph mandarin

it shocked me as a nippy 18yr old thinking my pigeon chinese was suitable

He made the video private. Is it legit?

>ASIO 'sacked' worker after romance

>The former agent, who cannot be identified because of ASIO's extreme official secrecy provisions, was four years into his career at the agency in 2011 when he met and fell in love with a woman from overseas.

>When he became aware the woman, who is now his wife, was lodging in Canberra with her nation's military attache, he made a ''contact report'' to his superiors, according to ASIO rules.

>But when it became clear the foreign diplomat had discovered the agent's identity as an operative, ASIO bosses began the process for revoking their man's ''top secret positive vetting'', accusing him of breaching the "protective security framework policy" by revealing his secret job too early in the romance.

canberratimes.com.au/act-news/asio-sacked-worker-after-romance-20130820-2s9nw.html

It makes no mention of the woman's nationality, and their faces are obfuscated. Which country do you think she is from, /sino/? :^)

pic related is a joke making rounds in the Chinese Internet right now

and here's a translation someone (not me) made

Not bad.

Why is there no Sup Forums thread on OP image
did I get bamboozled?

How to increase testosterone naturally ?

Hahahjahahahahahahah yellow fever

take natural steroids

Dank

Tomorrow is the day

Learning chinese @ Confucius institute, yay or nay?

If you want to use it in China. Yes, you'll have to call customer support, but they're usually pretty good.

No, not true. As long as you have a bank account that works with Alipay (last time I check you need a Chinese bank account, but that also does not require state ID, just a passport and maybe some additional documents depending on which bank) you can set up Alipay. Know this from experience.

No you can simply register with your passport.

Can someone explain this pls ?

>another day on /sino/

no takers?

我想吃比薩
應該叫外賣是不是?

Fixed it for you

it depends
confucious institute has only chinks as teachers. and you need to be able to comunicate with your teacher

what about prozzie's loser ass? he looks like he's backpedaling on leaving china. or is he going with c-fag

and what about c-fag's ugly monkey wife? is he leaving her? kek

I heard that chinks like to fuck their own sisters, is this the truth?

and do you also believe in jews sacrifice babies to satan by any chance?

bump

sage

in fact jews blowjob newborn babies

the question
will these caps be a hot selling item for the coming christmas ?

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好的 谢谢亲的信任哦 您真的很厉害哦 还可以用中文打字聊天呢

thanks for idea peru

是秦俑

Wtf, why do chinks look like space aliens?

I need a quick rundown on the character "了"

why must it be so damn confusing? im trying to use it in various sentences in different contexts and i can't work it out.

You look like space aliens

not even native chinese know.

Depends on your teachers I think.
I went there for one unit and the book they use is extremely slow and shitty.
Actually I only quit because they put two 12 year olds in our class and they were annoying as fuck.
I guess it's the same curriculum everywhere. I can post some of the book if you want to take a look..
Apparently they swap the teachers every two years, but the ones we had all spoke very good German so I guess they only send those abroad who know stuff? Idk
Too bad they weren't QT

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It has a lot of uses, more than can fit in a Sup Forums post. However, this page WILL give you a very thorough run-down on 了 le.

comet.cls.yale.edu/mandarin/content/Lele/grammar/Lele.htm

If you want something shorter and simpler, there's also:

eastasiastudent.net/china/mandarin/four-kinds-le/

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please post the book, I'd like to learn

Thanks a lot

FRESH new video by Guzheng QT 玉面小嫣然

I think girls as pure as her are untouchable for Westerners.

youtube.com/watch?v=CoMPJPQSE20

peru? does that make you angry peru? peru? do you want to go to seoul and try to serenade Cindy peru? to win her over?

peru?

Westerners can only get chinese girls who look like this

>Westerners can only get chinese girls who look like this

Then they go on the interwebs and *tap* *tap* *tap* on the keyboard to brag about their 'qt' Asian gf.

Meanwhile Chinese men get White girls like this and quietly go on with their lives.

>Meanwhile Chinese men get White girls like this and quietly go on with their lives.

eh wasn't thinking of posting the whole book, here's the index of the first volume.
one course was 30 units at the CI I went to, and one course covers one book.
very slow
i guess the private lessons can be paced depending on how fast you progress tho. not sure what learning material they would use there


>stalking profiles and saving pictures straight from facebook
jealous?

I looked for property prices in Taiwan.
Why is it so Expensive?

Where did you look? Taipei?

Yes, Taipei.
How people can afford to buy property over there?
You must be millionaire to afford it

>he hasn't seen Shanghai or Tokyo

lmao

>You must be millionaire to afford it
yes

Damnit China, we're supposed to be the fat nation.

calm down /r/hapas lad

The spirit of Elliot Rodger still lurks Sup Forums.

doesnt even make sense since ER hated seeing Asian men with blonde White girls more than anything else in this world since anytime he got 'violent' (both real-life and on the interwebs) was when he saw these couples. If anybody is an ER, it would be this UK user here or you

laist.com/2014/05/30/man_named_in_elliot_rodger_manifest.php

Follow the light Elliot. Leave this place alone.

have you ever got ripped off and screwed over by the eternal chink on alibaba or the other sites

Consider choosing offical store or store with higher reputation
crooks are all over on this land and we cant do anything bout it

>brought exotic trees seed from alibaba
>realize that i ordered it from Laos
>postal office ask me why i am buying weed seeds

alibaba chinese (www.1688.com) > alibaba english
Im preparing a course revealing all my secrets and insights for buying wholesale from china

how much will you sell it for? where will you sell it peru?

don't worry, it hasn't really happened to me yet. but I did get sent a shitty product once which resulted in some problems from a few customers for me

How will prozzie and cmilk survive in Japan? They have no jobs and everything is super expensive. It's not like China where you can live on your $600 a month ESL wage.

do you sell on amazon or have your own websites/stores

There's a chink shit general on Sup Forums already bru

give it to me straight
how hard will it be to get antiperspirant?

Patreon

Most East Asians dont smell when they sweat, so there isnt a market for deodorants or anti-perspirant.

is sexpatting a thing in Japan?

>sexpatting a thing in Japan?
yeah, especially for russian and eastern europe girls - just like in China. For white men, nope.

Virtually every male western immigrant to Japan is an aspiring sexpat

pls
youtube.com/watch?v=UyDI_VWL9mI

that isnt sexpat but PUA. as if there isnt tons of Asian PUA guys on Youtube also

youtube.com/watch?v=FJp3-HCDn-8

>Asian PUA guy
I Google it, not surprised by the result.

sorry, 对不起, 不好意思, perdon

youtube.com/watch?v=X5NUNBUNaqE

should I rescue the thread?

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c-milk has the pateron bucks, prozzie will have to become a 40hr week ESL monkey or go home


nigger it's not the lack of deodorant that will bother you, it's the squat shitters and lack of teabags/marmite

even the import stores are mostly American shit

This unbelievable fact is apparently true. See: Japan. I think its dietary.