Mfw another Estonian escaped from my basement

>mfw another Estonian escaped from my basement
What do Sup Forums? They are much smarter than finns and manage to avoid energy drink traps.

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>russian rape '''''''dungeons'''''''''
I thought slavshitters were good at kinky shit

Don't you at least keep them chained up?

But they would get hurt, why would I want that?

You have to be nicer to them so they won't want to escape.

Why don't you grab a finnish person?
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Have their Achilles' tendon surgically cut. It's painless and it stops them from ever being able to run again

Should have put a framed NATO logo on the wall.
Estonians pray to it non stop if you have it and don't leave.
Works like a charm on mine, Comrade

I am very nice to them
I will consider those, thank you

Maybe you're not as nice as you think you are if they want to escape. Ever thought about that?

No way, they are not screaming, just crying sometimes. I am a good mother. They also very rarely die.

> good mother
So you're a Russian girl (female)?

Listen to the swede op, he must know a lot about stockholm syndrom

Energy drink traps? That's sneaky.

Want to come and get a taste? I have lots of cans in the basement. You can drink as much as you want.

Grab 'em by the DICK

You don't even like Finns so no. If I'm going to be with someone, I'm going to be the bottom bitch.

Please send me the energy drinks though, I would like that very much.
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How many Estonians do you have in your basement, and why?

Enough, burgerman, and I'm not planning to share any.

because OP is a psycho

I'm obviously not.

WTF With this thread

What's wrong?

You are obviously doing something wrong if they want to run away from you.

The real way is to court them so they go to your home willingly and stay by their own will.

please tell me your dungeon isnt full of bois

welcome to Sup Forums my dude

>Trying to catch aboriginals in my basement with fresh salmon and smoked venison
>Come back from work and my basement is just full of chinks again


Mother fucking invasive species