1. I believe, that God created all living things 6000 years ago
2. I believe that the Earth is flat
3. Man made climate change is a hoax
4. College education is a scam
5. Vaccines cause autism
6. GMO is causing cancer, Monsanto is the evil corporation
7. Universal healthcare is impossible, leads to communism, which implies GULAG
What other beliefs should I hold to be more AMERICAN?
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Up we go, US is the best!
French people are cowards, freedom fries not French fries.
USA never lost a war.
USA single handedly won both world wars.
The N in NHL refers to USA.
Chicago Pizza is the best in the world.
>3. Man made climate change is a hoax
that's what the head of ecology department in my uni believed btw
Global warming does not real (see point 2, no such thing as "globe")
>French people are cowards, freedom fries not French fries
too much for me, I live in QC
All babies born with the right to bear arms and pickup trucks
Waving the white flag already, eh
Brown people weren't created by god
ok, lads. Vivent les frites de la liberte!
American football came first
sure, women were made from adam's bone, brown people were made by GOD almighty from the solid poop and black people from white straight male's diarrhea
Monsanto has succesfully lobbied to use regulations meant to protect consumers to shield itself and other corporations, they are in fact an evil corp regardless of your stance on GMOs.
Other than that American/10
vietnam was a fluke. liberal big wigs lost us war. let no one tell you otherwise
circumcising is for civilized human beings
greatest country in the world
slayer of commies
healthcare is not a fucking right quit leeching off the system
can annex canada or mexico at any moment but choose not to
Deep frying is a delicate art that shan't be disrespected
shit, this picture almost made me vormit
There's always this
........ I'm actually not entirely sure what this is. It kinda looks like someone put apples inside of a corn dog for some reason, then soaked it in piss.
AWWWWW YEA MUH MURICA
Did you know that you can digest a penny by putting it in a can of Coke?!!
So that's why I sent my daughter to a charter school to protect her from liquid-Jew.....they're more independent.
Canada is the US with socialism
it's deeply fried butter on a stick
take your shit to Sup Forums retard
colombia can't into irony like poland into space
Take it easy, bro. It's just banter.
Why does the Canadian know this but the American doesn't
Looks like I'm the ultimate disgrace to my own country
>Did you know that you can digest a penny by putting it in a can of Coke?!!
pH of coke 2.53
pH of hydrochloric acid 2.0
really made me think
>6. GMO is causing cancer, Monsanto is the evil corporation
wtf? shouldn't this be the opposite?
I know you are a leftie
you should still go to Sup Forums and never come back
how are you one-week-in-a-year vacations going? Back to tx soon?
that's what in your stomach, retard
Owning a tank is an inalienable human right, but driving them on the freeway is apparently not.
yep, but the therapy with this acid contains quite a diluted solution of HCl
jesus. read this:
snopes.com
did you know that isnt a linear scale
You don't even need to get into details. People don't understand two simple things: the concept of concentration, and the fact that acidity of gastric acid is much higher anyway.
A classmate told me in primary school (he had lived in Dallas) that they had these in America. Didn't believe him
We also have bacon-wrapped donuts.
Literally just think of the most absurd and deadly-sounding food combinations; the US probably has it in restaurants already.
White people were created by Yakub
>>if everybody had guns we'd have less gun related violence.
you forgot this one.
I can kind of get the logic behind putting delicious but unhealthy foods together, but frying butter seems a bit superfluous, as butter isn't something one would eat plain in the first place