Now look at the map for public defecation. It lines up exactly perfectly. Coincidence? No fucking way. It all adds up when you think about it too. India was the most thoroughly colonized country in Asia and ended up as the worst example of a people literally incapable of pooing in the loo.
You can't deny this, there's literally no other explanation for how this could be possible. Holy literal shit, I just cracked the biggest conspiracy in human history.
Hunter Gray
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James Watson
Korea was never colonized by europe because it was colonized by Japan, which had european influence (Meiji Restoration).
Technically it's just Thailand left (unless they had influence in terms of governmental restructure)
Caleb Nelson
what's more interesting, the asian countries that were colonized never could achieve anything even after being freed despite all the claims that whites brought them civilization and shit, meantime the asian countries that weren't colonized are either 1st world or relatively successful
Eli Lee
Portugal wtf
Dylan Green
>Pooptugal
Samuel White
>shittugal
Isaiah Miller
What about Liberia?
Parker Gray
colonized by African Americans
Daniel Lewis
>Japan Meme
Joshua Roberts
>POOrtogal
Kayden Flores
Wasn't India only colonized for two centuries? I don't get how that plays a part in it.
Luis Baker
>Tfw no Norwegians shit in the open unless far into the wilderness when hiking >Tfw I see shit all over the place when stinky foreign tourists come here in the summer
I actually saw two South Europeans shit in the fucking cementery, wtf
Jonathan Ward
be Moroccan terrorist poo in loo lmao
Dylan Mitchell
They didnt have any streets to shit on before colonialism.
Caleb Sanchez
Being even partially dependent on a foreign invader for any extended period of time can leave a people forever crippled.
Carson Russell
? if anything, japan is the only country that has actually never been subjugated by europoors in any metrics. on the contrary, we literally made them know their position and liberated the green area, you know.
Cameron Rodriguez
lol i recall how i was in a scientific party on one inhabited island which also sometimes was visited by tourists, a lot of them were foreign. we frankly hated their guts, but thankfully they rarely embarked. so once when we were building a small structure to live in, a lot of english speaking tourists, most likely burgers, came to the beach and went along it, it was the only way to even walk there, and one of us was fairly disturbed that they could take a dump where we walk so he approached them and began to demand them not to not "shit on the way"... was pretty funny. those tourists were senile as fuck and barely could jump from one stone to another
Ayden Moore
Then why was Japan wholly powerless to refuse Commodore Perry in 1853?
Robert Parker
>if anything, japan is the only country that has actually never been subjugated by europoors in any metrics. >american occupation isn't real
XDDD
I'm not one to LARP in history but we controlled chunks of Europe for entire centuries while they only occupied us for a few decades :D
Ryder Adams
Who do you mean by 'we'?
Michael Harris
Not Lebanon specifically but the Arabic sphere in which we're a part of
Juan Parker
>he says as he take the massive American cock created by the eternal anglo
Noah Ramirez
actually, it was easy for japan to repel his fleet, like we BTFO brit fleet. a couple of black ships can't do anything especially when a blockade was pointless against japan, which was an autarky that didn't depend on trade in the first place. thing is, japanese reformists utilized the situation to convince stubborn conservatives of the importance of modernization; the political tactics known as the utilization of "gaiatsu" has been often used here.
Bentley Jackson
If it was easy to repel his fleet then why didn't they do it?
Daniel Garcia
like i said, reformists utilized it instead of going to war.
Brayden Martinez
Explain Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Libya, Syria, Jordan, Israel, Kazakhstan, N.America which you mysteriously left out, etc.
Jason King
america or europe never defeated japan by themselves. they just joined the war between japan and china.
Evan Barnes
>Being even partially dependent on a foreign invader for any extended period of time can leave a people forever crippled. Explain the countries that we're formerly part of Rome then.
Justin Roberts
Japan only got to where it is because of the American occupation from 1945 until 1952.
Christopher Hernandez
Saying that reformists capitalised on the situation implies that there was something in need of reform in the first place. If the reformists were successful in getting their way then it's clear the other parties conceded the deficiencies of the existing regime, which again means the reformists were correct the whole time. I think deep down you're well aware of the circles you're having to jump through to pretend Japan wasn't endangered.
Blake Roberts
>Japan only got to where it is because of the American occupation from 1945 until 1952. Explain the Philippines then
Caleb Jenkins
Censoring their porn is what turned it into a modern civilized society.
Mason Wright
They stopped seeing the Romans as invaders and became Roman citizens themselves. Indians were never British citizens, merely colonial subjects.
Sebastian Gomez
they're Spain colony
Hudson Richardson
>Not Lebanon specifically but the Arabic sphere in which we're a part of Arabs never controlled Europe. Berbers had most of Iberia and parts of Italy and Turks had part of the Balkans. You're also forgetting the Roman Empire, Crusader States, Alexander and his Generals, etc.
Nolan Price
of course japan already knew that imperialism was rampant in the world back then and that china got BTFO. so it was inevitable and rather urgent for japan to modernize the entire country anyway.
Chase Williams
japan had already been a great power before the war.
Oliver Harris
>Shitugal
Isaiah Lewis
Iiirc in the mid 20th century Indians could apply for citizenship if they wanted to.
I never said that we controlled all of Europe lol. >Berbers had most of Iberia and parts of Italy and Turks had part of the Balkans. >part >You're also forgetting the Roman Empire, True. >Crusader States, Weren't successful most of the time. >Alexander and his Generals, etc. We were pretty much barbarians then lel.
Mason Richardson
>portucrap
Sebastian Garcia
it makes no sense to treat America different from Europe on these maps. It makes no sense to treat Europe as one monolithic unit either but thats besides the point.
Nathaniel Gonzalez
Correlation doesn't mean causation Also fuck off with the maps edited by aussies reee
Nolan Davis
Poo in Loo.
Jayden Powell
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Mason Williams
kek. Spain did practically nothing here, only in name. The ones that did any real impact on the country were America and Japan.
