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any cat man in

>spending all your time and effort just to impress women
nigger bitches should making the effort to impress you, not vice versa

timo
vogels

filing this one under: Continental """banter"""

any kathmandu

>China is a poor coun-

Any Lia man in

Island monkeys.

nah mate I'm not a pasty white balding virgin

This.

do NOT like being ignored lads

glasgow is too small to even need this

Words can't describe how much I want a valium

Say hello to your sister's son, Abdul-Oliver.

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Woah.

any exeter man in

bit lewd this

any remainer man in

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I've considered it for quite a while desu, I've held off because I know that I am incredibly skinny despite it all. I wear a size 27 in jeans despite being 6'3, the circle i can make with my two thumbs and index fingers is wider than my thigh

i reckon ill go to the doctors soon

>bill bye
didn't even bother reading

Neil degrasse Tyson is LIT

Any leftypol man in

>identifying with or believing the politicial scale is still relevant

classic french name

like sue thighs alot

any thainonce in

>frenchman calling anyone muslim

still dont get this

Yeah ok, but massive inequality amongst its people and an uneven distribution of wealth In the so called commi state

I don't get it

>'aitch
>I is just I, not aye
stupid cunt

Nah mate they're sat in Starbucks white knighting women and reading Jeremy corbyns twitter while giggling like little school girls

a man i know who used to be a banker and now works to bring foreigners into this country told me that britain will lose 200,000 jobs thanks to brexit

>even the Pope is a Brody
Fucking hell

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We don't have town's muslim pedophile ring here.

It's built to go on with your mates when drunk for a laugh.

getting right sick of Petrus Romanus' shit

Neil DeGrasse Tyson is a pompous ass

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>still don't' get this

>I don't get it

NDT is like an honorary white guy
Claiming him as one of us
Too based a man to be black

A, Are, Aitch- it's how you pronounce each letter

On the Eurostar home right now. Went for a walk up and down the carriages to stretch my legs, and was accosted halfway through business class by an overweight French staffmember.

She asked "what do you think youre doing?" and i replied i was just stretching my legs. she made this dumb expression of exaggerated surprise and said "ummm okay?? but this is business class? business class? so you can go and stretch your legs back that way okay??" and then she made a shooing motion with her hands

stupid rat fink bastard munter twat. how did she know i WASNT business class anyway?

>no dumblet gf to save

made a very silly mistake when out cycling
thankfully dashcams arent a thing in this country

>haitch

not an argument
true communism has never been tried in China

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looks like it flew headfirst into a wall hehe

BASED black man xD

grim

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Yeah, because I'm not arguing with some homo online.

reported for discriminating

calm down

should scrap it and bring back the trams deus

>t. redditor
you've got to go back

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Got this for 700pm in zone 1 lads, absolute bargain.

having a Gü

Haha I didn't imply being a homo is bad, you just did! Fag!

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yuzu a cute

also secretly wish she would go into AV when her idol career fails

that a flatshare lad?

cheap as ships

going on an internet detox for a year

good-bye

not a fan of this post

>has a garden
Fuck off literal billionaire

@78673774
fuck off then

just binge watched an entire season of 1000 ways to die

mad how that's a house for londoners and an office for northerners

ah yes
french windows

or as i like to call them: gay

pre-emptive strike didnt work

This is bob. Copy and paste him so he can take over youtube.
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very good

having a poo

genuinely don't think he knows how to pronounce some of the letters

which did you pick?

who was he doing this to? there's not many chinkies in the prem

Went to sleep at 3. Just woke up.

Music Volume: ▁ ▂ ▃ ▄ ▅ ▆ █ 100 %

never been on the eurostar
dont think Ive ever even seen a eurostar

to this day I still have no idea

shall be turning this Gü into poo later

she is definitely taking a lot of dicks behind the scenes

which one of you cunts made this

but merely a broom cupboard for radical midlanders

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think the was making a gesture at the ref calling him blind

My headphones now only go up to a very low max volume even though it says it's at max volume. Anyone else have this problem?

*phones the police to report anti social behaviour*

if there's one thing the north and south can agree on it's that the midlands is wank and irrelevant

heh