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Howdy

don't care

ANIME

gizza (You) la's

me? i'd have a hydrogen bond

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this is now a /choonthread/

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Apparently black girls reflexively squeeze the tightest when you cum in them due to stronger hip adductors compared to other girls. Wish I had a virgin black gf to test this.

survived the migration

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Manchester bombing was mad when you think about it

Lia Marie Johnson

gonna watch some cheeky Timo the ragdoll cat videos

t. yank mindslave

too old now

anime

ゆずポン

part of the parcel

>78676609
>78676617
ok

Fuck off nonce
Yes you
You know who you are

black girls are gross

this is the current favourite Timo footage

youtube.com/watch?v=MF2sWv9XtTA

GIZZA FUCKING (YOU)
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Burn your desire
Engulf it in flames
Move forward with no hesitation
Then you can become the wind and change the world

>wouldn't it be great if cowardly desert tribals with limited numbers and resources using outdated weapons faced a foe superior in every regard?
Not strategically sound

not until you ask nicely

thought of some new words Americans say weird:

roof = ruff
wolf = wuff
mobile = mobl

was a bit mental
the self-styled GF was at the front of the stadium as the bomb went off, and when she got outside she saw loads of people on the ground
she still has nightmares and panic attacks over it

reckon those "tribals" could beat up any pudgy deano who's likely never been in a real fight in his life

has Tim posted a new video?

I know that but I wont answer cause I dont like your attitude

reckon she was in on it

thought of some new words Brits say weird:

American friend = FOY
God = Allah
Trump = Drumpf

lol

Go, if you come up against a hurdle
Fight, fight for the things you believe in
Passion, joy, sorrow, pain and tears
All they will be pabulum of your life

Weapons and ammo has to be used up or there would be no money for the defence industries. Which of course is 99% of what it's all about.

America is the Great Satan and Britain is the little satan.

We're from America,
We're from America,
Where we eat our young
We're from America,
We're from America,
It's where jesus was born
We're from America,
We're from America,
Where they let you cum on there faces
We're from America,
We're from America,
We speak American
We don't believe in credibility,
Because we know that were fucking incredible [Repeat: x2]
I want to be a martyr don't want to be a victim,
Be a killer with a gun so they call me a hero,
Want to be a martyr don't want to be a victim,
Be a killer with a gun so they call me a hero
God is an excuse [Repeat: x7]
So sing it with me
We're from America,
We're from America,
We're from America,
You can sing it with me
We're from America,
We're from America,
We're from America,
You can sing it with me
We don't like to kill our unborn,
We need them to grow up and fight our wars [Repeat: x2]
We believe in everything we say,
We say it because we believe it [Repeat: x2]
We're from America,
We're from America,
We're from America,
You can sing it with me
We're from America,
We're from America,
We're from America,
You can sing it with me
We're from America,
You can sing it with me,
We're from America,
You can sing it with me,
We're from America,
Were from America,
We turn literature into litter
We're from America,
Were from America,
We believe in being a quitter
I'm in recovery [Repeat: x3]
We're from America,
We're from America,
From America, so sing it with me,
We're from America,
We're from America,
We're from America,
You can sing it with me [Repeat: x2]
We're from America,
You can sing it with me [Repeat: x2]
We eat our young [Repeat: x12]

liam = lime
mirror = meer
megan = maygun

*startpages pabulum*

and canada is bender satan

atrocious posting going on, I'll be in my bunk

found it

going to read schopenhauer because at least he understand antinatalism

Oi blud, lisen' to me bars
I've got dreams like shootin' stars
Ain't not mystery wherever you are
I got a big willy and I'ma be a star

Satan gave the gift of enlightenment to man

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dude, hunter, dude remember that time cregg and lime stole maygen's hundai and drove to the seveneleven to get some tallboys, dude it was the same day Austen swam out to that booey and left his mobl on the ruff of that house near the lake

fuckin funny man *sips from red solo cup*

going to post song lyrics
. when a song with lyrics comes on the playlist

Today's BBC is a nest of pedophiles and homosexuals promoting minoritys and perversion, Bottom wouldn't be allowed today because there's no dancing blacks or faggots in it. Today's so called comedys all stink of curry

あなたとわたしはルージュとリップ
エンヤコラ今夜もキスを交わすの

ミサイルよ くちづけろ くれない街に
恋ひとつできなくて何ができるか

殺すな殺すな言葉を殺すな
殺すな殺すな声を殺すな

でもでも
くちびるくちびるくちびる
くちびるデモクラシー

あなたとわたしは弾とピストル
ヨイトマケ真夜中にハートを撃つの

空襲の警報がデートの合図
恋ひとつできなけりゃ戦争なんて

燃やすな燃やすなラブレター燃やすな
燃やすな燃やすな本を燃やすな

でもでも
口紅口紅口紅
口紅つけてら、SEE

「昭和九十年。
時に戦時中、世界はメイク中。
少女が化粧を覚えるように、キスを覚えるように、
口紅型のミサイルが空から降ってくる。
戦争に反対する唯一の手段は、
自由であること。恋すること。

時に戦時中、世界はメイキング中。
液晶を覗いてばかりいる国民たちには知らされていない、
既に戦争が始まっていること。
既にみんな、幽霊だってこと。

言葉を、殺すな」

殺すな殺すな心を殺すな
殺すな殺すな恋を殺すな

戦争きたって言葉を殺すな
戦争きたって声を殺すな

殺すな
くちびるくちびるくちびる
くちびるデモクラシー

あなたといられりゃどうにでもなる
あなたといられりゃ恋でもできる
あなたといられりゃ地獄もみれる
あなたとわたしの くちびるデモクラシー

>going to read schopenhauer because at least he understand antinatalism

another one

vitamins = vyetemins

>mobl
cell

dont care

wow masterfully shot picture mate.

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>red solo cup
is that the official name for american party cups?

>antinatalism

hey cody my cell phones down so could you get like uhh a quart of mountain dew from walmart thanks man

massive choon desu

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hmm yes quite

No shit dumbass

Rolling off some poison now my eyes black

yeah, they got the name from the National Anthem: youtube.com/watch?v=BKZqGJONH68

head
shoulders
thots and kots

not my kot, just reddit

and a ching chong nip nong to you, young lady

oh I'm sorry mr yankie face

when I'm at a party I drink out of a pint glass

ahh yes, a philosophy based entirely on an /r9k/ kraut's complete misunderstanding of Buddhism

>cregg and lime
dying

dude my hunday's outta gas, can I borrow your neesan?

...

seriously dont understand whats with school girls and gas masks

america is 30% white

get me out of here

>ahh yes, a philosophy based entirely on an /r9k/ kraut's complete misunderstanding of Buddhism

don't like me or my country being made fun of
going back to /cum/ until you learn to play nice

what kind of bloody name is "chad"?

jesus fuck

if anything antinatalism is the most dora idea of all

love japanese pop
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Eliza is very cute. Shame she's a sociopath that extorts money out of /r9k/.

hmmmmmm

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>Japanese trauma-pop group URBANGARDE has released a provocative new music video for “Kuchibiru Democracy”, the lead song from their upcoming CD "Showa 90".
The video’s strong message of “Don’t Kill The Words” is emphasized in trademark URBANGARDE style with thought-provoking images of an atomic blast, militaristic uniformed rallies, and lead singer Yoko protecting herself from destruction with a gas mask bearing the band’s logo.
Vocalist and band leader Temma points to the lyrics of the song to back up the stirring pictures which might be uncomfortable at first.
"As young girls remember lipstick and kisses, lipstick-shaped missiles fall from the sky
The only way to oppose the war is love
Don't kill the words"

Everyone go to the student room and bring me something funny back

if you have ever purchased any of the following, you are an insufferable nu-male:

>diet coke
>wristbands past 2006
>faux leather jacket
>mountain dew
>soy based products
>walkers sensations

anyone spare a (You) then?

believe he was an english saint or something

have you been to PARMS or are you just proxying right now?

>anyone spare a (You) then?

...

literally never bought any of those things

choon

also NEED a jp gf in Showa era military uniform

Saint Chad and the Virgin Mary?

story of my life

ta la
who's hatting who now

does tofu and soy sauce count as soy based?

>soy based products
what's wrong with soy sauce?

do they contain soy you dumb cunt?