/balt/

Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?
The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take ove.... I mean shitpost in /balt/

FUCK THAT NORMIE WIZARD

Hey

once again context is needed and I just like to pretend to talk about thing that never actually happened and that's exactly what is going on in that pic
because it should be obvious

I AM NOT A NORMIE

no it is retarded

me and the lads

>posts frog
>not a normalfag

okay, let's pretend it never happened then...

desu I agree I played that game and that story really is shit
game is still fun
cause it didn't happen

everybody is a normalfag except me

>no objections
just as I thought

Could be, firecracker baby

"firecracker baby" what does this phrase mean?

>frog
Wrong.

Wrong.

Yeah I've played it, it was pretty weird but I had fun.

*True

*deletes all of his pics*
*psycho guy gets banned*

The best thing is that Nero pretty much wants to bang you

why do you want to get rid of him

Your flag, precious, it looks like a firecracker, you understand?

no not really

ok lads so if you head down to mcd's remember NOT to buy their new texas burger because it's atrocious

yamerooo

hesburger > mc donalds

kfc > both

A firecracker, man. You know, like a popsicle? The kind you keep in an icebox? You followin'?

Baby, you are so far off base it ain't even funny. The Texas Burger is outta sight, man. Great bun, the double patties, the BACON, MMMMM YES, HAVE MERCY

And when you thought she couldn't get any better

hmm maybe, I only been there few times but I quite enjoyed it

KFC in the states > KFC in Latvia, Germany, and England

only good thing about it is the creamy processed cheese, the sauce is fucking disgusting, it's like they couldn't decide wheter they wanted to make it spicy or savory and instead went with some sorta fucked up middle ground
the bacon is decent though, i'll give you that, but then again how many other good bacon burgers can you buy? tons, friend
yeah their grander is especially good
gonna take your word for it

Baltic McD's stomps the hell out of the US McD's, in case you were wondering. Second, just get it without the sauce, man.

just kidding
Yep
this desu

>ordering burgers without the sauce
won't that make it unbearably dry?

>just kidding
I thought you was for real I was about to jump off a bridge

That's what the cheese is for, man, and the juicy burger patties. If you get unlucky and get stuck with sahara patties, then you're SoL.

how much are neets paid in you'r country? how do you neet in balk?

>balk
wrong thread buddy

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He meant in bulk, he wants to purchase in bulk

nice1 brother

you are like high all the time maaaaan, get off that stuff

I ain't high, baby, just out of my mind on your love... I see the glow of the neon in your eyes, man, the intoxicating call of the old world in your voice, man... the gentle crackle of static on the radio as we cruise down the boulevard, nice and slow, all the taillights glowing red ahead of us... have mercy, baby

this might come to you as a surprise but normie love the le epix pepe maymay

woah then you are like naturally high all the time dude, and if you would use something you would be like super hight like WOOAAAH just like that

Are you just feeding me a line?

I'm feeding you teh truth

I don't dig all that hippy dippy stuff, baby, I'm not sure where you're coming from

You're high on life man, ain't that just so damn groovy?

I dig it to the day I die, man, no lie

>no responce from him
Hmmmmmmm

I know right? probably in a club right now...

t.bh normies also likes anime

>that name
are you afro american?

as far as I know I'm not

Yeah...

she should shave

>butts
Hello blackman!
disgusting...
Yes lol

you don't like butts?

I should probably get up soon

I like everything

thanks, I like you too

Yeah, but these cartoon things ain't gonna cut it, man, don't you got a real girl?

Yes
Wow, I thought you liked armpits
Didnt notice the hair because its impossible to check full size when on phone

>3DPD
;)
I do but without the hair...
hmm okay

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Old

I'm shocked
You're almost as bad as me!
I can't believe you got 10 hours sleep and went back to sleep for a nap and here I am working working for hours on 5 hours sleep.
GOD I wish I was napping with you.

God this movie scared the shit out of me when I was a kid, I legit had nightmares about aliens.
Then I rewatched it years later and it's a cheesy parody, blew my mind.

me too, but I was very little when I watched it first time

Got some real dinosaurs in this thread, man, you two just blow in from Oldsville?

Yeah...
I probably got it from d and forgot about it.

RIP
Its okay don't worry!

Hm, okay, good

>some old fart comes to me next to where I am sitting and tells me if I could move to the seat that is closer to the window so he could also sit down
>tell him that God is sitting there and don't move
>hes walks away
LOL

cute gif
yes

and you thought people on public transportation couldn't get any weirder, but here we are

why are you riding buses at 2 in the morning

I made that up baka

you fuckign reprobate

Are you a funny fellow, man?

good, would be sad otherwise
the fuck is a drumette or a butte

gonna do that next time
cause you don't like it

>putting butts last
what teh heck maaaaan

Lmao
Yes!!

very cute girl
yes

yamerooo

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heh loser!

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>come on balt
>absolutely no discussion about anything
K

Cute girl from the game Im playing right now
Wow

mom I made it

what?!?!?

Have you heard of the high elves?

Just another summer night on the drag, hey?