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im white

>over 16
>listens to music
grow up

can i post here if im not /cum/?

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yea

this would be fun

Cutting your finger nails: before or after you take a shower?

after.

oh well people cant wait for the bamb limit

during obv

WELL AS I WENT HOME ON A SUNDAY NIGHT
AS DRUNK AS DRUNK COULD BE
I SAW A COAT BEHIND THE DOOR
WHERE MY OLD COAT SHOULD BE
WELL I CALLED ME WIFE AND I SAID TO HER
"WILL YOU KINDLY TELL TO ME
WHO OWNS THAT COAT BEHIND THE DOOR
WHERE MY OLD COAT SHOULD BE?"

>hates me for doing a early thread
>proceeds in making one
hmmmm

here's mine

What is this, highschool?

>hating the red sox

alright lads i still haven't found any way of legally immigrating to the us, however the suggestion regarding signing up for an american college sounds appealing to me, how do i do that? how much money do i need in order to qualify? i am into IT, mostly web development and java programming

Asian food, county music, shitposting, car, my room, hangs out with nobody, quote: "niggers"

That'll cost you about $60,000 without scholarships

lol

how do we destroy california

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just get a visa and stay over at my house. 'pretend' you've been kidnapped, create a new identity, live with me and my my roommate (forever)

It's all so tiresome

You'll need to marry someone for your papers.

:3

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ahmed

How can I be Chad Sup Forums?

the one and only

How many versions of this thing exist?

by acting like one

learn to dance
develop male dancer butt and calves
now women can't take their eyes off you

too many with too much autism involved

>Neo medieval

It sounds good ;_;
youtube.com/watch?v=Dj6ffHGDW5c

t. store front identifier

>leaf
>thinks sexuality isn't real
>looks like a dirty hippy
>wears cargo pants
>doesn't wear shoes
Day of the rake fucking when?

Rate my waifus

Be honest tho. Defining yourself based on where you put your genitals is pretty dumb.

asian/10

though I'd blow my load in iCarly's face even after the ENTIRE USC football team did it

>grandma just left me a nasty text after I let her stay here for a few weeks last month and single handedly moved all her furniture to her new apartment

I'm beyond caring at this point

what did she say?

ill just stick to europe then thanks lads
enjoy your mexicans

I forgot to call her back when she asked me to watch her dog in 2 weeks so she sent me some message saying how I don't do anything and calling her back would be too difficult for me

I've literally been busy doing shit for people non-stop this week too.

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we're all michigan.

Ok, I'll let it go

Michigan power! Great Lakes nationalism now!

Only one of those is Michigan, user.

>waifu(s)

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Based

How many girls have you had sex with?

Why Virginia?

10

it's an utter shithole

kek

virginia is a horrible place.

hes an extra flag user who regularly loses arguments to a poster from virginia

he is bitter :DDD

>When John gives you a (You)

This wouldn't happen today

I can't believe half life 3 is dead. Half life has literally been the most important game of my life. It got me into gaming. I met most of my internet friends from HL2 mods

lol

all of htem

>half life 3
i hope you're just pretending to be a retard

Are you that poster?

wow no one cares nerd. grow up

yes and i constantly make him look like a bitch

The Mexicans are the reason why hl3 got cancelled

Wetbacks Shold be shot

Outback blooming onions are good

What the fuck are you talking about?

I care, and I'm a vastly more important person than you

desu

Really cute doctor woman had to ask if I was sexually active and also touched my peepee

I think I passed the exam

they were planning on making episode 3, not half life 3, reddit tier

stop using my template unless you're going to color michigan black

did you get her number

Honestly don't have a reason to live anymore desu

this took like 3 hours so i hope someone looks at it

Can you make one of Canada?

You talking to me?
I said, you talking to me?
Well there isn't anybody else here.
So you must be talking to me.

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ok looked at it, how did you manage to use more than 5 minutes making this? just drag and drop onto photoshop from google

looked at it

All of Canada is exactly the same except for Quebec.

never played half life

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t. never been to Canada

Italians are white. Mexicans aren't

most overrated game i ever played, it's alright but not groundbreaking

this work? You'll have to add stuff

If you don't have blue eyes, you aren't white. Green eyes are honorary whites tho.

Her office number was on the discharge sheet she gave me, probably wants to smash professionally

>tfw the white man is taking over Hawaii

How do we stop this?

Oh yeah, I guess I could've just googled it. Thanks, brah.

how do I get out of the matrix?

You're either 17 or played it for the first time 10 years after it came out to honestly think this

Pee in an electrical outlet

I'm 48 years old.