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during obv

WELL AS I WENT HOME ON A SUNDAY NIGHT
AS DRUNK AS DRUNK COULD BE
I SAW A COAT BEHIND THE DOOR
WHERE MY OLD COAT SHOULD BE
WELL I CALLED ME WIFE AND I SAID TO HER
"WILL YOU KINDLY TELL TO ME
WHO OWNS THAT COAT BEHIND THE DOOR
WHERE MY OLD COAT SHOULD BE?"

>hates me for doing a early thread
>proceeds in making one
hmmmm

here's mine

What is this, highschool?

>hating the red sox

alright lads i still haven't found any way of legally immigrating to the us, however the suggestion regarding signing up for an american college sounds appealing to me, how do i do that? how much money do i need in order to qualify? i am into IT, mostly web development and java programming

Asian food, county music, shitposting, car, my room, hangs out with nobody, quote: "niggers"

That'll cost you about $60,000 without scholarships

lol