>be me, French >staying at community youth hostel thing in USA >when we cook something we then put our names on it
>yesterday i help cook with an american >go to bed >come back, look at the name on the dish
>they wrote my name for me ... >they think my name is fucking MALIK
HOOOOOLY SHIT NO I TOLD YOU MY NAME IS MAXIME FUCKING AMERICANS
HOW DO THEY ACTUALLY THINK I AM ARAB ? BLACK HAIR BROWN EYES DOES NOT MEAN I AM ARAB I VERY CLEARLY HAVE WHITE PEOPLE FACE EVERYBODY IN FRANCE KNOWS I AM WHITE
wtf i am so shocked right now hooooly shit what do i even say to them now ? i am fucking embarassed as fuck fuck you usa
You look very cute. I'm sure you'll get 'trop des filles' or 'trop des garçons' if that's your thing.
Noah Hernandez
Shouldn't you be at Sunday school, Timmy?
Wyatt Parker
hello malik
Brandon Nguyen
Let me fuck you in your boipussy.
Ryder Sullivan
Why is Singapore so decadent ?
Blake Murphy
they are not many but singapore posters are some of the worst on this board t b h probably because its a rich jewish city state, it attracts cunts, like parisians or new yorkers
Xavier Mitchell
malik de mierda
Jonathan Russell
in some cities in america, even whites behave like blacks
Noah Peterson
Inshallah Malik
Nolan James
Your accent probably makes you impossible to understand so when you said your name no one around knew wtf you were saying and just went with what they thought you said.
Also they probably all laughed behind your back for having a nigger name.
Wyatt Brown
You do actually look like an Arab or Iranian, at least like the ones we get. If you were in a crowd of them I'd honestly not bat an eye.
David Diaz
Since when is maxime a nigger name?
Juan Sanders
In the usa niggers sometimes have french names like monique or andré
Anthony Hill
The funny thing is most black ghetto names are also originally derived from French. The only thing is niggers didn't really know what the actual French names were so they just made shit up as they went along-
Aiden Turner
The more I learn about them, the more it appears they are the sole true Americans. They literally built the country.
Brayden Walker
WE
Luke Green
Man that fucking sucks Literally all our heritage left in the US in being taken by fucking slaves descendants
Nicholas Williams
It's not, I'm saying they didn't understand he was saying maxime, and if they did they would wonder if it was a guys or girls name.
They thought he was saying malik, which most of them would probably think of as a nigger name.
Carson Brown
don't you have a famous magazine called maxim ?
Adrian Carter
WUZ
Brayden Ward
Yeah I think it's common wherever one would buy magazines, we also have cars called toyotas but I'm not sure the average person would expect toyota to be a persons name.
Eli Martinez
BUILDERS
Angel Butler
Shouldn't you be blowing a priest, Benito?
Anthony Sullivan
>BLACK HAIR BROWN EYES DOES NOT MEAN I AM ARAB hmmmm...............................
Mason Wilson
It's weird that you singled me out all the people calling Americans retarded in this thread. Does your mom's Italoamerican boyfriend call you a retarded faggot that often?
Lincoln Adams
They picked cotton and tobacco, they didn't build things, they only moved supplies.
Jose Adams
Maybe they meant Malak
Brandon Adams
Y-You're c-cute. *runs away*
Chase James
La France est bla-
Ian Green
-che.
Luis Hill
it is a very old name that goes back to the roman emperor maximus, fuck off
James Scott
brown eyes + brown hair = can be white brown eyes + black hair = NOT WHITE
Nathaniel Lee
no, you look like a young Gaul
Burgers are more acquainted with the name Malik (brother of Obama) than with French names. You should have Americanised your name to Max.
Jose Brooks
It is the Roman name Maximus, in French they dropped the declension, where in Italian -us became -o (Massimo ; Darius -> Dario etc)
Dominic Lee
>youth hostel lmao hello malik
Tyler Roberts
You ever spell your name out for them?
Austin Torres
2bh both MALIK and MAXIME sound equally foreign. so nobody would randomly come up with MALIK. your story sounds like bullshit or they confused you with someone.
Owen Garcia
Where I'm from, anyone who isn't blonde is considered "Mexican."
Jose Hill
Wow. And I thought the people in my location were dumb.
Asher Walker
This. All they heard us >something foreign with an M
Just roll with it, OP. Play it cool, and you'll get the sexy tiem.
Lincoln Fisher
> Funny that you don't recognize the difference between an African muslim name and a quintessentially European, Roman name. But then shit like Trayvon and DaQueefsha are not considered foreign.
Jonathan Ortiz
>rural Midwest In all fairness, it's pretty much true. They're all some mix of German, Scandi, Polish, and Irish - or Mexican.
Andrew Rodriguez
>not considered foreign It's almost like this isn't Europe. Holy shit, dude.
Brody Cox
well i think it is a good thing we don't know the name malik.
Samuel Sullivan
you look more of a leb
Logan Taylor
I would have thought given the popularity of >muh heritage faggotry you would at least recognize such an obvious one.
Malik Obama, the brother of Barack
Ian White
he doesn't have semitic facial traits
Sebastian Long
>muh heritage faggotry It's almost like the entire idea is just a meme meant to ridicule Americans for something outsiders don't experience and understand.
...ooooor most people aren't autistic faggots who know name origins...
Samuel Sanchez
so he was confused with obama's brother? i consider that an honor.
Nolan Gomez
Fugg, now that I think of it, it's true.
>D'avante >Jermaine >Deveroux
Lel
Lincoln Richardson
these are typical black names in your opinion?
David Rivera
>niggers didn't really know what the actual French names were so they just made shit up as they went along Yep, and it's and endless source of amusement to look up actual black names.
Alexander Peterson
maybe they don't give a shit when you told them your name and thought of something else when they forgot you fucking eurosperg
Levi Bailey
this and we call them all "bean"
Isaiah Richardson
Yes?. Everything that begins with La, Le, De, Da, D' and followed by some made up shit resembling a french sound is a typical ameriblack name.
Notice I'm talking about ameriblack names, not actual africans.
Gavin Flores
Post boipucci
Jeremiah Lee
They also give themselves Arabic names a lot because of Malcolm X
Jace Collins
But thing is, americhan, that Maxim(-o,-us) is like ultra mega stereotypically roman name.
