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dobbie edition

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i wanna have sex on the beach

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>yanks

On 9 days no fap

Post your best to break my streak

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38 year old single woman ama

OI TO THE FUCKIN OI

going to go for a piss and maybe do a microwave curry or something
and when i come back there had BETTER be slags

my new london digs.

fucking bargain at £700pm with two other lads. haven't met them mind.

CUM ON EVERYBODY

I THOUGHT HE WAS GONE :-(

tl;dr post slags

anime

Never done ecstasy or as the kids call it "mdma"

would fuck

What kind of lifestyle would you lead if you earned £5000/month after tax

Where would you live?
What car would you drive?
where would you go on holiday

Tell me all about yourself anons

>tfw parents are stupidly rich solicitors
>I'm a lazy uni drop out-cum-layabout who does occasional low skilled work

bit embarrassing for them
oh well

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the smirkfu

power resides where men believe it resides. its a trick, a shadow on the wall. and a very small man can cast a very large shadow

>solicitors

laughing barristers.jpg

gf wants to peg me

took a pill in a club a few weeks ago and i just felt very good and like i was very lightweight, not sure what was in it though

fuckin loser

The whole show was hit or miss. I went through the entire series listing good and bad episodes for someone on Sup Forums, and it wasn't hard to categorise any of them. It was about 50/50 good vs bad. It had some excellent moments (mostly thanks to Morris, Berry, and Ayoade), occasionally on par with Father Ted, but Ted was way more consistent.

how do you stomach the amount of obviously guilty defendants getting away freely to go back out on the street, and how is the response to the fact that most of them are black

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oh dear AHAHAHAHA

chaosh is a laddah

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

MACARENA

downsyndrome

dad earns 7500 and we live normally

>Gascoigne’s lawyer pointed out that times had moved on since 1815, society had changed, but the judge had the last word: ‘The law, fortunately, doesn’t change,’ he pronounced, as he refused to grant an injunction.
haha.

Kind of regret giving up on law desu. But what else is a Brainlet to do?

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

petty offenders re-offend, it's a fact of life

The 4 suspended sentences and a fine will eventually catch up with them. It is what it is

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is he an alpha male?

England's Brave Gaza is a national hero

One of the lads

Half ten. Best get off to shop then.

>The law, fortunately, doesn’t change
but it does...

last time i did i just felt like there was a thick glass layer between me and everything. Just extremely content, like not self concious at all. Not manic or anything though

imagine 100% joy and nothing else.

Pirates amirite??

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I usually deglaze with either wine, beer or cider dependent on what I'm making. My personal favourite is lamb shank and rosemary, once I'm done sealing off the meat with some garlic and butter in a pan and deglazing with red wine. Then I roast the lamb in that sauce sealed off with foil. Deceptively easy dish and incredibly tasty.

fuck off tarquin

And yet nobody knows who the men on either side of him are. Interesting.

theres probably a lot of k-on r34
ill have a look for that in a bit

THIS WEATHER BITCH ON BBC1 ONLY HAS ONE ARM

THE FUCK BBC

SHE LEGIT ONLY HAS ONE ARM

resume slags

the 'internet reviewer' category is 99.99% cancer, but it does have it's rare gems
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How hard is it to score an english chick when you're a french guy ?

i mean, we're ennemy since the beginning of humanity...

>live
a nice area of Notts probably, where all my family and mates are but not in a shit area
>drive
Lotus Carlton
>holiday
south of France/Italy

Being an Uber driver doesn't seem half bad

Getting paid to drive your Mercedes all day

she's been on there for years

how tall is everyone? im 5'6 (male)

Sounds nice

how long in the oven?

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always howl whenever some twitter journalist compares antifa to the American G.I.s who fought in WW2

as if the nationalistic white American soldiers of the 1940s would be SJW antifascists if they were alive today

>Notts
Chav cretin

>Lotus Carlton
Chav cretin

>south of France/Italy
Chav cretin

Verdict: chav cretin

I don't normally have the tv on, I'm waiting to watch Arsenal get raped

always wanted to drive trains when I was young
figured it would be a decent job

turns out it's pretty hard to get those jobs

The next sentence actually notes that the law has changed and now such injunctions are quite regular. But it's still a funny line.

toot poster is a fucking loser

remember this lads, one of my posts is in here
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>Mercedes
maybe, if it's a C200D
Most Uber drivers use Priuses or Accords

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dire
dangerous and outright stupid

173cm (5'8)

budget cuts

>petty offenders re-offend, it's a fact of life
ah yes so lets send them back out onto the street, thinking outside there box there laddo

All the train drivers in the south are ethnic minorities

really weird

his bird is fucking unreal tho

one of the weather girls for the bbc north west local news is called sara blizzard

oh
they're all white up north

the average british girl knows NOTHING about british history, just that you're exotic and french

If you're good looking and have an accent it'll be easy

took a shit and now i have a pile

He's gonna take you back to the past
To watch you fuck his wife in the ass
He’d rather have a big black buck
Bust a huge load right in her rear
He’s rather eat the cum filled asshole
Of his wife and down it with jizz
He's the angriest white man to never fuck
He's the angry Nintendo cuck
He's the angry Atari Sega cuck
He's the Angry Video Game...Cuck!

umm sweaty...

What's going on here?

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an E-class driver in london, raking in insane amounts on surge pricing

>lotus carlton
>chav cretin
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all the irish should be killed before they fuck up ur country

wish i was young again x

Build more prisons and we'll fill them up. Shits full user

We can't be sending people there for nicking someone's phone when the Crown Court needs the room for some guy who stabbed his wife

Imagine if we were all in yankland lads. We'd literally all pull easy and at will. Mad.

one of the best factory sleepers in history

Pull easy where?

TRUST A WETBACK
SUFFER THE SETBACK

They're parodying the last interview they had where he touched his leg for no reason

>dude just build more prisons
nah
it's a general societal and cultural problem

take all the trashy people and turn them into pigfood

anyone want to play fifa with me and maybe cuddle lol x

need a sunburn gf

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>tfw no trap bf

screeching

my dad gets that after tax

never needs to shop around or worry about replacing broken stuff
does direct alpha+ city holidays instead of package deals to eastern europe alternatives or cruises
gets the full apple line up year on year
pays for music and film rentals

could probably afford a better house and car but doesn't have the deano mentality due to the time and working class conditions he was raised in

Anywhere in the states

maybe you could ship them off to some island on the other side of the world or something

frogposters are all fags

delete this mate x