Be American

>Be American
>Don't believe in global warming
>Get flooded
>Still think climate change is an evil international conspiracy

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>Be glorious Floridian
>Global warming will flood and purify the shit parts of my state
Miami cant be under water soon enough.

Lol fuck texas

>Global warming will flood and purify the shit parts of my state
So the entire state?

The USA would be better off without Florida.

Literally the only good parts of Florida are coastal you cousinfucking mutant

You Canadians should be happy with global warming tho. It will give you more livable lands and will make it easier to get some resource from frozen lands that will warm up with global warming

You are both subhuman trash with porches on your couch you turbo hicks...YOU CANT GO ANY FURTHER SOUTH THEN FLORIDA

To be fair, the downsides will probably weigh out all of what you just mentioned.

So all the days that it doesn't flood disproves global warming?

I'm just waiting until water becomes the most valuable resource. Canada has a lot of water

I used google streetview to look up some random street in florida.

I swear I could show this pic to someone and say it's in Haiti, and they'll believe me.

Well I referred to 'Canada' nowhere else.

I seriously cannot see how that will make any disadvantage for Canada. I actually heard Greenland likes global warming as they are getting more hospitable lands

so what does global warming have to do with a hurricane

That will play out nicely for us with your standing army of nearly 60K, it would be a nice time to have a good friend close.....

It always worked out so well for you in the past

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Hurricanes will get stronger if temperatures keep getting higher.

here's your (you)

Looks worse than Africa.

it's funny isn't it?

climatologists cant even predict whether it will rain tomorrow but they expect us to believe they know EXACTLY what changes global warming will bring about

>hey there's a flood
>therefore I should burn my house

Americans everyone

Eveything looks so cheap and fake. Even my shitty city looks better.

>ywn be american

>poverty appalachia.jpg
That picture was clearly taken in South America

Texass deserves that for being a bunch of creationists dipshits.

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missin out bub

wouldn't climate change flood the entirety of your state? or do you live on the panhandle

how the fuck it looks worse than africa?

feels bad man

Have you seen american mortages? This guy probably thought this flood was divine providence to free him from debt slavery but light the fire to be sure.

Is literally every residential house in burger designed by 14 year old girls playing the sims?

>palms
>Appalachia

>porches on your couch
Also Florida isn't the south fucko

this

>global warming

>it's another episode of a liberal who claims himself to be smart but doesn't know hurricanes exist since before mankind

Is that a picture of Holland's nether regions?

lol, they live in refrigerator box size houses/flats. They would get lost in those big houses.

yeah hurricans are so fucking new. surely only started to occur recently due to global warming

are you that columbian that was posting about how evolution is a myth?

Earlier in the day it was pouring rain in my city when it's summer and it isn't supposed to rain at all.
And some days ago it was fucking snowing near Quito, snowing!
Climate change shit is getting real yo

Better start working on your Spanish amigo.
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>hurricanes exist since before mankind

Just like global warming and cooling.

kek. that's good

what does that even mean, you fucking spastic lmao

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