tfw no finnish gf edition
/brit/
BIG WILLIES
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if you're fond of sand dunes and salty air
need a bf lads
Hamplanets out
dobby
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>no massive tit gf to play guitar and sing srv covers to me
bender
checking in
yuzu
the pornfu
imagine actually being fat and trying to blame everyone but yourself for it
howling
anime
gib 2 me
It takes time, money, effort and dedication to be fat
Literally don't see how its possible
kero kero bonito
i hate her
she is grim
>tfw 5'10 and 92kg
car alarm won't stop making noise in the local vicinity
love being fat
could deck you with a single punch due to the rippling mass of weight behind my fist
oh fuck off
keep posting british women plzz
been listening to fashwave for the past 2 hours
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her father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies :o
slags
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Who is this?
would dodge everything you throw at me with my superior agility
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>could deck you with a single punch due to the rippling mass of weight behind my fist
The 1 time in 10 that you don't gas before it reaches me.
i thought she was a celtic fan
lmao
dont change the fact tho does it bellend
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adorably autistic
this bloke from cheshire appears to be quite temperamental
fancies himself as a bit of a character i see
he is fucking insane
thats a nice pussy
Imagine being a fat cunt lmao. Even if you slim down you'll have massive stretch marks.
Shona River
>labour poster
HNNNNNNNNNG
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Can't see your willy though can you
Greater London
fuck off fat cunt, could literally kill you without touching you. Just run around as you exert yourself tryin to deck me and then laugh as you collapse like an utter runt.
State of you fat cunts tbqh m8
oh my days the fucking state of this girl
can you translate this for me?
literally got stretch marks from growing and from lifting weights lmao kill me
I AM PIPPIN
based on the way i envision this fight occurring i would be the winner
this man has a PHD btw
kelechi is literally the worst type of immigrant
I'd love to grab that cunt by the scruff of his neck and stuff him on the next boat to africa
why are arsenal fans proper darkos
not just caribbean cool lads
ah yes int
*kills all landlords*
*limits houses to 1 per person*
*builds 1.6million houses on the green belt*
*watch as housing prices drop to EXTREMELY affordable levels, and people have more money to spend, helping the economy*
woahh, I literally just solved all our country's problems...
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does he?
Nothing better than sliding a girl's panties off
Need to feel that feel again
would literally stab you if you came near my green belt with a construction crew
*implements universal rent controls as well*
no need to thank me x
I worked with a nigerian who said he had a masters degree
those african universities are a load of shite
prove me wrong
Those tits must be fake
Regardless, it's quite unusual to see an attractive girl be actually quite good at something that takes time and effort.
the chinese would just have an easier time of things then
yeah from one of the London unis
*stuffs face with twinkies
actually you see
*grabs a pack of jaffas*
its not really my fault im like this
*shoves a half dozen biscuits into gaping maw*
if my parents had forced me to eat more vegetables when i was young
*sticks hand into jar of cake frosting*
i would have the proper dietary habits to avoid things like this
*chugs an 18 oz bottle of corn syrup*
but............ muh freedumbs........
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>18 oz
your post had potential but it's going straight into the rubbish bin now
got some on my bum cheek 2bh
what like imperial or greenwich?
wonder what fake tits feel like
big fan of sucking on breasts like i'm trying to get milk out but only sucked on natural boobs
woah they didn't blamed russia this time
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bro tier sikhs
Deus, deus does not exist...
alri
are the millibands pakis of some %age?
they both look like straight up Bollywood actors
got a couple of beers in the freezer
don't let me forget, they'll explode haha
He probably did. Most Nigerians who travel to the UK/Ireland are highly qualified and intelligent..
Ahh yes, I wonder who I should hire...
The grown man with several years of industry experience and expertise....
or...... the student with a piece of paper who spent the last 3 years of their life drinking and doing drugs?
hmm... a truly difficult decision....
sikhs ARE bro tier
>big fan of sucking on breasts like i'm trying to get milk out
any squeezebox lads in
sick facebook meme haha
jewish
have met both
Jews
listening to this while i have the yank's fashwave music on in the background
comfy
Or we could cut immigration and let the birth rate do the rest.
*heems myself*
ah, that's better
add me on runescape ign "slant" I don't have friends.
he worked as a night cleaner in dublin bus
their dad was a polish-belgian jew
>my life is pathetic so everyone elses must be too
pathetic
>tfw dinner with family after a month abroad
nothing better
So? Probably still had a lot of degrees just to get over here.